Tian Shiyi jumped up as soon as he "Teng", this passage is the words of Brother Deyun Gang, how could he hear it here.

Unexpectedly, the "green frog" continued: "The Buddha said: This is not what I said, it is Lu Xun. Lu Xun said: No, it's not me, it's Ma Yun. ”

Tian Shiyi rushed to the stage with a "rub". Except for Tian Shiyi, there is only one person in the whole Song Dynasty who knows these two paragraphs. That was what Tian Shiyi said to Liang Hongyu when he was pretending to be a minister in Jiangning Mansion, after being drunk by a group of old and unserious big and small officials.

The stage was a little high, and Tian Shiyi couldn't climb up after climbing twice. Wang Jin and Sun Youai immediately came over to help, but the "green frog" on the stage reached out and grabbed Brother Eleven's wrist. Tian Shiyi finally got his wish and climbed onto the stage in embarrassment.

At this time, Liang Hongyu, who was dressed in green, had tears in her eyes, looked at Tian Shiyi and asked, "Am I good-looking?" ”

Tian Shiyi grinned and replied, "Okay, it's ugly." ”

"Poof", Liang Hongyu burst into tears and laughed, then snorted lightly, jumped off the stage lightly, and went to "get close" to Dong Xiaowan and Emma.

Brother Eleven scratched the back of his head, I don't know why Liang Xiaoniu suddenly ran to Bianliang, could it be that Tan Zhen's castration is dead?

The next moment, Tian Shiyi came to his senses, and these guys dared to join forces to deceive themselves.

Wang Jin, Sun Youai, Yang Zaixing, Dong Xiaowan, Emma, all have a share. Niu Gao and Li Zhengchang, who were leading the army, survived and were not recorded in the little black book by the eleventh brother.

That night, Tian Shiyi personally cooked and cooked a table of good wine and food, and everyone sat at a big table and enjoyed themselves. It's just that there is no round table with a turntable is a little troublesome, and Tian Shiyi is ready to find time to figure out one.

Tian Shiyi didn't dare to ask Liang Hongyu about the purpose of coming to Bianliang, if there was something, Liang Hongyu would say it directly, she was not a girl who twisted and pinched, but a famous female general in history who resisted gold.

Since she didn't say it, she can't even ask, it must be something about her little daughter's mind, and she can't ask.

As for why he is green, Brother Eleven is to blame for this. The word green hat, that was brought to the Great Song Dynasty by Tian Wurou. As for who wore the cuckold, it was naturally not Brother Eleven, but her Liang Hongyu.

Liang Hongyu had already said that the man she wanted to marry must be only a lady. Now that Tian Shiyi is married, and it is four, Liang Hongyu feels that a hat can no longer describe how green she is, so she has rectified a whole set.

For Liang Hongyu, Tian Shiyi is the most headache. Although Fang Baihua had made it clear that Liang Hongyu was allowed to enter the door, Liang Xiaoniu didn't do it herself, so she couldn't force it. So the problem arises, people just want to marry Tian scoundrel, but they ask Xianggong to have only one lady. It's a dead knot, because there are already four of them in the house.

In fact, Tian Shiyi really felt that letting Liang Hongyu follow him might not necessarily make her happy. If Liang Hongyu had someone she liked, Tian Shi would definitely try her best to help her get her wish, but the problem was that she didn't, but instead had a tendency to hang herself from a tree.

With such a headache and unsolvable problem, there is no other way than to drag it out. Fortunately, in ancient times, people went to bed relatively early, and the big guys ate and said that they would be homely, so they went back to their rooms to sleep.

Although Brother Eleven should have a deep talk with Liang Xiaoniu, it is not suitable for night, so Tian Shiyi is ready to implement the family law first tonight. How dare these guys join forces to deceive themselves, how can they do without punishment.

Fang Baihua's family law is the branch when the West Building opens the lottery, and Tian Shiyi's family law is spanking.

Emma is a girl, the meat is lot and thick, and it won't hurt too much if she slaps a few times, but she has replaced it with a pitiful and sad look.

Tian Shiyi saw that Emma was a little numb, so he had to turn around and go straight to Fairy Dong. The two slaps fell, and the goblin Dong neither screamed pain nor begged for mercy, but was as charming as silk and tender as a willow.

A goblin is a goblin, Tian Shiyi was defeated in a blink of an eye, and the punishment conference became Tianmen's female general two to one in a blink of an eye.

Under the full spring, there was a night of war in the blink of an eye......

It was not easy for Liang Xiaoniu to come back, although Tian Shiyi was tired enough, she still got up early to prepare to cook breakfast herself. It's just that when I came to the courtyard, I was startled, and a figure that was greener than yesterday's stage sat motionless.

Looking at Liang Hongyu's newly added green hairpin and green gloves, Tian Shiyi knew that it was too loud last night, and Liang Xiaoniu listened to it.

This matter is really a headache, Tian Shiyi hurriedly asked Liang Xiaoniu with a smile what she wanted to eat in the morning.

"Stir-fried greens." Liang Hongyu replied with a cold face.

There are a lot of ambiguities in fried vegetables, and I don't know if Liang Xiaoniu wants to eat fried vegetables from the north or fried vegetables from the south. It's just that her current mood is not quite right, and Tian Shiyi thinks it's better to stay away.

I wanted to mention the matter of the treasure blade green basket, but the dagger also had the word "green", which is really not suitable for mentioning at this time.

After breakfast, Wang Jin suddenly came to report that the eight-bull crossbow that Brother Eleventh had finally stolen.

Tian Shiyi held the "not too dizzy" brand telescope, and when he saw the Eight Bull Crossbow for the first time in Bianliang City, he had the idea of stealing one.

At this time, although the Baniu crossbow claimed to have a firing range of up to 1,550 meters and an effective firing range of more than 550 meters, its accuracy was very poor, and it required 30 people to move in unison and exert force at the same time to get on the crossbow, and its role in actual combat was very limited.

Limited is limited, but it is in the hands of the Great Song Dynasty, if it falls into the hands of Brother Eleven, it will be different.

Hearing the three words of the Eight Bull Crossbow, Liang Hongyu's eyes immediately lit up, and under the backdrop of a green dress, she looked like a thin wolf foraging for food.

"Give it to me, I want it." Liang Hongyu exclaimed excitedly.

If there is a eight-bull crossbow, the green basket village will be impregnable according to the geographical advantage, whether it is the thieves of Jinzhou Tianhu or the official army of the Great Song Dynasty, they dare not have any plans against the green basket village. The current owner of the green basket village has not been able to kill Liang Hongyu, who has not been able to kill Tan Zhi to avenge his father, how can he not be excited.

"I want you to be big." Tian Shiyi said angrily: "Go back and replace this toad skin first." ”

Seeing Liang Hongyu glaring at him angrily, Tian Shiyi explained helplessly: "This one was dismantled from three eight-bull crossbows, because it was not a standard part, it could not be assembled at all, and it had to be sent back to Shuangyu Island for research and development." And the current eight-ox crossbow requires thirty strong soldiers to pull the crossbow string and good crossbow arrows, what is the use of your women's army? ”

Liang Xiaoniu's stubbornness was born in her bones, although she knew that Tian Wugui was reasonable, but she still didn't want to retreat, and tears rolled in her eyes, as if she had been greatly wronged.