Chapter 573: The Big Frog on the Stage
Tian Shiyi had already gotten into Zhao Mei'er's carriage at this time, ripped off the black gauze hat and threw it aside, and then without hesitation, he took off the red champion robe and only wore the white middle coat inside.
Grabbing the wine jug in front of Zhao Mei'er, Tian Shiyi raised his head and drank it in one gulp, only then did he feel that he seemed to be alive again.
Wearing so many clothes on a hot day, and basking in the sun, being watched, without heat stroke, is already burning incense.
Zhao Mei'er didn't reprimand Tian Shiyi for being rude, she just blinked her eyes and watched silently, her sword eyebrows twitched slightly from time to time, and then returned to her original state.
Seeing that Tian Shiyi finally got a little angry, Zhao Mei'er said: "Xianlang has always been friendly with King Yun, thinking that you robbed her of the position of the third brother, so you came to mess around, don't mind Shuangkui." ”
Tian Shiyi really hated being called Shuangkui, and immediately glared at Zhao Mei'er and said, "Call me Tian Shiyixing?" If you really can't do it, you can also call me a scoundrel. ”
Tian Shiyi dared to dislike the words given by the emperor, which was a big sin, but Zhao Mei'er was not angry, but said truthfully: "What do you think of Emperor Baofu?" That kid is not young, and he is almost at the age of choosing a colt, so why don't I talk to my cousin, and you will be Xianlang's colt. Anyway, you also hate deceit in officialdom, and it is also a good choice to be a rich and noble horse master. ”
Tian Shiyi looked at Zhao Mei'er in horror, she never expected Princess Jiaguo to be a matchmaker for herself, and she was the little girl who was less than ten years old.
The concubines of the Great Song Dynasty were not made by people, because this identity itself was a sin and was often impeached. It can be said that this is an unreasonable dynasty, you don't need to do anything, as long as you have this identity, not only can you not mix with officialdom, but you must always be cautious in your words and deeds, but you will still be impeached from time to time, which makes people very annoyed and helpless.
Women are emotional creatures, and reasoning with women is the stupidest choice.
However, what is it to talk about if you are unreasonable, you can't talk about feelings with Zhao Meier. Even if I wanted to, I didn't.
Thirty-six strategies, walking is always the best policy, but unfortunately sitting opposite is Zhao Meier, who is good at martial arts.
When she was in Zhoushan, Zhao Mei'er kicked Fang Hao into the air with one foot, but she didn't let Fang Hao get hurt, and this hand stunned Fang Tianding on the spot. With Tian Shiyi's skills that he didn't even have a three-legged cat, how could he slip away from under Zhao Mei'er's hands.
Tian Shiyi turned around and threw himself out of the car, but he felt a tightness in his wrist, and was grabbed by Zhao Mei'er and pulled back.
Pulling back Tian Shiyi, Zhao Mei'er didn't let go, looked at Tian Wugui with a smile and said: "Emperor Baofu doesn't like it, Emperor Renfu and Emperor Xianfu are both of average age, and they are all beauties, you really don't think about it?" ”
Tian Shiyi felt that today's Zhao Mei'er was very problematic, and the most important thing to do now was to escape from this violent woman. As for what Zhao Mei'er has in mind, it's best not to guess. Otherwise, don't guess what the girl is thinking, boy. Guess the right distress, guess wrong, even more distressed, it's better to stay away.
Zhao Mei'er firmly grasped Tian Shiyi's wrist and didn't give him a chance to escape at all. But Her Royal Highness the princess really didn't expect it, but Tian Shiyi suddenly got up and leaned his face over.
Seeing a man's handsome face getting closer and closer, Zhao Mei'er's mind was blank, and she didn't know whether she should dodge or not.
I thought that Tian Shiyi was born with a light heart and was ready to throw away the princess of Jiaguo, but she felt a warm sensation in her ears, and it turned out that it was Tian Wuli who blew in her ear.
Half of Zhao Mei'er's body was numb, and the strength in her hands was completely gone, but Tian Shiyi took the opportunity to break free and jump out of the carriage.
After being blown hot by Tian Wurou, Zhao Mei'er's face was flushed, but she showed a worried look, and hurriedly lifted the curtain of the car window and looked out. When he saw Tian Shiyi jump directly onto the carriage where Wang Jin was walking side by side, the worried look on his face receded.
The face under the sword's eyebrows was as red as a fiery cloud, and it was a little hot. Zhao Meier covered her face with her hands, and couldn't help but think of a sentence in the common saying of Zhoushan Tea House.
"Love is the fairest, regardless of identity, wealth, status, let everyone worry about gains and losses."
Tian Shiyi, who ran to Wang Jin's carriage, immediately ordered to go home, and at the same time felt that Zhao Mei'er was very problematic today.
is no longer the first brother in love, Tian Shiyi knows that Her Royal Highness Princess Jiaguo is emotional.
I like this feeling, which is very fatal to some people, but very unreliable to others. Once a fatal kind of person likes someone, he will like it for a long, long time, and even if he marries later, he will still remember the person he liked at first sight. The kind of person who is very unreliable is much simpler, he likes someone in an instant, forgets it after a few days, and soon likes another person, and will never think about a certain person for a long time in his heart.
Tian Shiyi very much hopes that Zhao Mei'er is very unreliable, because this kind of person is not good at blooming often, and because the family is really messy, there can be no more.
At this time, Wang Jin reported to Brother Eleven in a low voice, saying that Dong Niangzi invited a grass head team to sing in the house in order to celebrate the three yuan of Xianggong Lianzhong, and the stage had been set up in the Houhua Courtyard at this time.
Now there are not a few people who are worried about Brother Eleven's life, and Tian Shiyi feels that there must be something wrong with this grass team.
Wang Jin drove the carriage back to the mansion, but heard that the grass head team was ready to sing in the hall, and only waited for Lord Tian to take his female dependents to listen to the play.
Tian Shiyi changed into his favorite green cloth robe, held Dong Xiaowan with one hand and Emma with the other, and came to the back flower courtyard to sit down, ready to watch a good show.
Dong Xiaowan squeezed Xianggong's hand, worried that Xianggong would blame her for asserting her own ideas. Tian Shiyi gently patted Dong Xiaowan's hand to show comfort, ready to see what kind of good show this grass head team can perform.
The first actor on stage was dressed in men's clothes, but he had a graceful figure, and at first glance she was a big girl who had not been out of the cabinet, and she didn't know why she was so mixed up that she wanted to show up and sing.
Tian Shiyi frowned when he looked at the clothes of the play, green from head to toe, looking like a slender frog.
It's just a green robe, there are pure green ones in the official uniforms, but even the shoelaces and hats are green, which is a bit excessive.
Suddenly, Tian Shiyi felt that the "green frog" on the stage was somewhat familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere. Unexpectedly, at this time, the "green frog" had already spoken. There is no drama, but it is a passage.
"The law-abiding dynasty is depressed, and the strong beam sings happily every night. Riding horses and mules at the expense of others and benefiting oneself, starving with integrity and fairness. There are many blind people who build bridges and repair roads, and who kill people and set fires. I went to the West Heaven and asked me about the Buddha, and the Buddha said, "I don't have a problem." ”