Wang Duan stood on the Hu Pavilion, his mouth like a dislocated jaw, open like a thirsty mullet.

A stream of Laotan sauerkraut and salted fish, durian mashed and salted pigskin... taste,

Instantly covered up the smell of burning paper, the smell of everlasting lights, the smell of coffin paint, the smell of death, the smell of sweat and sourness...

It's not just gingivitis, it's purity!

At least respiratory ulcers, intractable skin diseases, sinusitis, tuberculosis, pharyngitis, gastrointestinal disorders, hypergas disorder syndrome, plum. Poison plus herpes...

Alas, the big killer!

There is no such thing as uselessness, and I am afraid of misplacing it

If Lord Wang goes to the grassland to stand at the wind and mouth open

"Ha~~~~......~~~"

All it takes is a few breaths

"Fleeing at night"?

- You run, you run hard!

Let you and your warriors run ten miles first!

Let's see if I can smoke you to see the Immortal Heaven;

Even the grass can give you fifty miles of withered yellow smoked by the wind!

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As stated in the text:

If Kong Xiaoer wants to play the game of "black and white upside down", Wang Duan really has to accept his fate.

Wang Duan's family, young and old, held up a white cloth and shouted injustice, knelt at the gate of the city and the county temple, and roared a few times!

Kong Er was stunned, it was an official notice in the whole county, the whole county, the whole Yizhou, and the whole world!

Things can't be passed on to three people, otherwise they will change tone; If it reaches the sixth population, let alone the tune, even the score is gone!

"I ate yesterday and bit a pebble"

"At dinner last night, he bit a big pebble!"

"At dinner that day, he bit a stone!"

"He eats, and he eats stones!"

"I heard that that person, he didn't eat, just gnawed stones!"

The truth does not come out of three miles, and it changes after three miles; If you go out of thirty miles, you will be out of shape;

Three hundred miles out - the ghost knows what the truth looks like!

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Every word Wen Cheng said to Wang Duan was to grit his teeth and say it in an accentuated tone

Every time he said a word, the king twitched all over

With every word you say, twitch a little!

Thinking of the terrifying consequences, Wang Duan's cold sweat trickled down!

Sweat flowed down his ravine-covered face, and the candle flame was like a meteor in the sky...

Twinkle and twinkle, and his face was full of broken stars

Covered in chaff!

If the steel goes down again, Kong Er is really stunned to do that!

"Ji Xi save me!" Wang Duan grabbed Wen Cheng's hand tightly, the withered vine-like claws, and Wen Cheng hurt when he grabbed it...

~~~~

Wen Cheng broke Wang Duan's skinned nine yin and white bone claws, covered his mouth and nose, and held his breath.

Walking outside the door of the public house, Fang Cai put his hands on his knees, bent over, and changed the depressed breath in his chest and abdomen several times in a row.

After a pause for a long time, he said with tears in his eyes: "First, set the car first, pull and pull away!" Be quick! Otherwise, who knows what kind of madness he will make when he gets too drunk? ”

Wang Duan knelt down towards the door with a "poof": "Ji Xi, in the past, the little old man was old and faint, greedy for that small profit;

Intercepted Wenjun, you, some of the subsidy money and food issued by the county temple!

But that is not a sin that leads to death.

Is it not possible to make up for it a hundred times or a thousand times for the little old man? I just beg Ji Xi to save me! Help me, Wang's door! ”

Wang Duan was crying and trying to kowtow to the door...

"Stop! Kowtow, please turn right! The coffin is over there. Wen Cheng hurriedly stopped Wang Duan:

"Lord Wang! This time, your royal family can actually turn mourning into joy! Isn't there another two? ”

"How's the two-way approach? Wenjun, why are you two? "The king crawled on the ground so fast that the four-legged serpent was eager to chop off his legs.

Wen Cheng secretly said: The county temple issued a stone of rice to the scribe, and you can swallow six buckets of everyone; Send three salted fish, you can only give three fish heads and two fish tails

- That's it, and you still say I'm 'two'?

You're so good, pair the head and tail of the fish!

Then you shirk it again: after sending it down, hang it in the public house for the time being.

Unexpectedly, the middle part of the fish body was stolen and eaten by dogs...

Forget it, I don't want to count the salted fish tent today.

Wen Cheng coughed dryly, and said loudly: "The Wang family has a mother, and she is old and virtuous; Widowed in the house, it has been ten years.

Wake up in the morning and check the house at dusk; With a pale face, I didn't dare to slack off!

……

Wenzi went to work and held the door on the crutch; I am afraid that I will be slack and live up to my guilt.

Even public housing, the governor does his best! Report to God's grace and feed the countryside.

Special material: The old mother, the epidemic is on the table!

Alack! What a pain!

Alack! Alack!

Lord Wang, isn't this an old mother with a clean and virtuous character, a high-spirited and bright mother, in order to supervise a son who is dedicated to his duties and dedication

deduced a touching person who touches, teaches and educates people. ”

Wen Cheng looked at Wang Duan lying on the ground with disdain, and sneered: "Lord Wang, mother and son are filial; How does this end?

If you are not careful, it will be written into the history books and become a classic of "The Book of Filial Piety", which may not be impossible!

In the Book of Filial Piety, (taste the decoction) is a fart! and eat the undead;

It's a hair! Isn't it just pretending to be a servant and making my mother happy, and a lot of meat!

Lord Wang, you are really dead mother! It's still pro. ”

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Wen Cheng almost said the allusion of "lying on the ice and seeking carp".

- That's a fake story that happened in the Jin Dynasty after the Han Dynasty: anyone who knows a little bit of common sense understands... Are you lying on the ice of the Yellow River, trying to catch fish with your body warming the ice?

How thick is the ice that can stand on people?

If you hype, you will hype, don't be an idiot for everyone else, okay?

Later generations will have to move the sixth master to blow up the ice surface of the Yellow River!

You're a cow, better than a bomber or a 500-pound bomb.

"Kong Rong makes pears" has several possibilities:

There are guests visiting the house tomorrow, and the adults have let the two bear children rehearse in advance to hype up their reputation.

- It's like when another private school teacher comes to "listen to the class".

Kong Rong was often beaten by his brother, and if he didn't let him, he would be beaten, and he was afraid;

The big pear has insect eyes, and this kid is playing with everyone!

The small one is fragrant pear, and the big one is the soil pear; Fools know that fragrant pears are delicious, and local pears have coarse meat...

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Wang Duan at the moment

One thought is heaven; One thought is hell.

Wen Cheng believes that this Wang Duan, who can even weigh "the body of the fish is more than the head and tail of the fish", will know how to choose.

"Half an hour! Here to sprinkle clean, burn incense sachets, flowers clusters, jubilant! The red lantern is hung high, and the beautiful woman is smiling

- If not, there is no cover in the Yuexi River, and there is no column in the Eagle Beak Peak - you Wang family, pick a way to die by yourself! ”

Wen Cheng said as he turned around with Gan Ning and left

"If Lord Wang is sensible, then the county honor, the praise of the Wang family's old mother, will come to the Wang family's mansion tomorrow!

The good name of the mother's filial piety of the Wang family is just around the corner...

Why didn't Lord Wang hang up the seal and go and write a book at home?

The title of the book can be called "The Book of Nothing": The Son of Heaven has nothing to do, the Queen Mother has nothing to do, the Queen has nothing to do, the prince has nothing to do, the concubine has nothing to do... There is nothing in the world, nothing in Yizhou, nothing in Han'an... The phoenix is fine, the sparrow is fine... Beetles are fine, ants are fine..."

The two drifted apart

— until the sound is inaudible

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Halfway through, Wen Cheng asked Gan Ning how he felt?

Gan Ning saluted Wen Cheng: "Second brother, follow you every day, Xingba has benefited a lot!" ”

"Speak human words!"

"Hehe, Xingba thinks that the second brother can handle complex affairs, lift weights lightly, and drive straight to the point!

The dead knot in the eyes of others was untied by the second brother; Let Xingba admire! ”

"I didn't ask you how you feel, I only asked you how you felt and felt. It doesn't hurt on weekdays, but in the future in the army, you must be concise and honest, and Hugh will have more than half a sentence of nonsense and half a bit of nonsense! ”

Wen Cheng mentioned Gan Ning as he walked:

"In the future, in the military, I will not be allowed to hear half of the words 'immediately', 'soon', 'maybe', 'maybe', 'probably'...

Such ambiguous adjectives.

This kind of vocabulary is the favorite of civil officials and a taboo in the military! ”

"Say you're coming soon, and you have to give me a cup of tea, and you'll be there in a quarter of an hour!

This kind of down-to-earth language;

'About three hundred enemies,' gave me as close as possible to the true number: the enemy was estimated to be between two hundred and eighty, and between three hundred and ten.

This kind of specific numbers that make it clear at a glance! ”

Wen Cheng stopped: "To deal with affairs, complex things should be simplified.

This simplification can only be achieved by grasping a large amount of information, integrating the interests of all parties, and carefully analyzing it.

Simplicity is not acting roughly; It's not a knife, the child and the snake are chopped in one go!

Try your best to gather intelligence, analyze carefully, plan ahead, boldly verify, and act decisively!

If you do these things, you will win more and lose less, and you will be able to cover up small defeats and eventually become a generation of famous generals! ”

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Gan Ning smiled in surprise: "Didn't you say that the famous generals are all famous generals who win all battles?" ”

"Shit! How can there be a general who is invincible?

The legendary 'victory in a hundred battles' are all those pen sticks who brag about not paying taxes, currying favor with officials and flattering the court.

Deliberately ignoring those defeats and glorifying those defeats.

Defeated, written as a deliberate ploy to 'lure the enemy deeper'... Either it will be written as 'strong man breaks his wrist' and 'loses his pawn to protect the car'

…… As long as a strategic victory is finally achieved, who wants to be the bear child who pierced the window paper?

- Annoying for no reason!

If you don't fall a few heels when you are born, how can you become a master of running away? ”

Seeing that he was about to arrive at Kong Xiaoer's courtyard, Wen Cheng sped up his speech: "As for the death of Wang Duan's mother in the county temple, those officials are hiding far away.

That's because they, at the thought of that terrible consequences, frightened themselves and didn't dare to get involved in it.

- I'm too scared to face the problem.

If you don't even have the courage to face the problem, how can you hope to solve it?

Wang Duan's coercion of his mother's security officials is not actually to keep his own official position.

He is a person buried under his nostrils with loess, how many years can he live?

He wanted to borrow his mother's death in the county temple, ask the county to promote his royal descendants, and get a few good jobs in the county temple!

My method is to first take away his capital, that is, to borrow the righteousness of 'filial piety', and turn it into our side to occupy the 'filial piety'.

Then not only did he lose the capital to blackmail, but he became a fish on the board!

Do you think, does he dare to straighten his back and fight us?

Believe it or not, if I take the opportunity to blackmail him for a thousand times, he won't dare to give him only nine hundred and nine!

Actually, I have a second plan.

It's too late to elaborate on the time, so let's be simple: immediately agree to his conditions and bury his mother first; arrange for the children of the Wang family to serve;

Then every day to make things difficult for these people, small mistakes are punished heavily!

That's right, find fault with him!

Come to find fault every day, and everyone in the county temple is a master.

Then the ruffians, rangers, thieves, and thieves went to harass his royal family every day;

Inventory his family's vain and land, pay back taxes, and calculate money

released rumors, so that his Wang family seemed to be in the inner house, the concubine stole the main house, and the sister-in-law loved the little mother...

Let those dozens of mothers-in-law who are famous for Master Fang Yin go all over the country to preach:

After Master Fang Yin pinched his fingers, it turned out that Wang Duanke had killed his mother...

In less than half a month, he will definitely go crazy!

In that case, he still doesn't understand that the county temple is collectively targeting him!

Anyway, his mother has already been buried, and he still dares to pull it out, who else will he coerce?

In the end, he still had to obediently hand over the seal.

These means cannot be put on the table; Belongs to the 'sophistication'

Today's disposal method is the 'right way'!

If you don't do tooth cutting in your life, you will have no tooth cutting in your life

Xingba, you remember: to deal with the same thing, there are many plans! Try to use as little as possible, and the right way is the foundation! ”

"Yes, second brother, Xingba has been taught!"

Wen Cheng nodded: "Let's go, our brothers, we have to ask the county to splash ink!" ”

After that, the two of them went in one after the other...