Kong Xiaoer's inner house

Wen Cheng and Gan Ning arrived at the door of the study.

picked up the two jars of wine hidden outside the door and in the shadows, and went straight inside to see Kong Xiaoer.

That Kong Xiaoer was still Ge You lying on the high couch, and when he saw Wen Cheng and the two of them entering the door, he sat up with a "whew":

"Hurry up, what's the result?"

Wen Cheng bowed: "If you go back to the county, the matter has been handled properly, and the county doesn't need to worry." ”

After speaking, he didn't care whether Kong Xiaoer believed it or not, he looked for Zhang Hujian and sat down.

Shoot open the mud seal, and "grunt" is a few large sips of wine into the throat; I saw that hole Xiaoer swallowed saliva...

Such a strong reaction?

It seems that this baby can still be saved

At this moment, the doorman Mei Dan hurriedly rushed in: "Kong, Kong, Kongjun!" Big, big, big..."

The text is advanced, and Mei Dan is later

This was written outside the hospital, and it was reconciled with Mei Dan in advance.

Good acting!

A panting and very attentive look for the Lord's house,

It is estimated that this old boy is jumping in the yard with hurried broken steps, deliberately running himself, and when he is out of breath.

didn't think much about it, wait for what kind of attitude he should take, enter the door and report to Kong Xiaoer.

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"Oh? Come on! Kong Xiaoer's eyes lit up, his originally stiff waist was suddenly straight, his head was stretched out, and his neck was pulled:

"Come quickly, then, that king, what is the king? What is the charter? ”

"Return, return to Kong Jun, that Wang Duan's family is leading horses and mules, intending to set a cart to transport away the coffin!

Good thing, Kong Jun!

The royal family, who calls friends and friends, is directing the servants to remove a thing that should be sacrificed! ”

"Good!" Kong Xiaoer slapped his thigh excitedly:

"Goodness, great goodness! The land of the county temple is not the place of the mourning hall! Eventually, there will be peace..."

Wen Cheng raised the wine jar, and "Gurr" took another big sip

"Wine!" Kong Xiaoer rubbed his hands, and his face was full of light: "When you hear this good news, you should be white!" ”

Usually there is no news, you don't leave the wine.

It seems that the drunkards of any era make excuses, and they just open their mouths.

Aren't those two jars of wine on the table on your couch?

In the shadow of the screen, a maid flashed out, walking silently.

If it weren't for the fact that she was quite beautiful, Wen Cheng would have thought she was a female ghost.

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The maid opened the wine jar, and the mellow aroma of the wine suddenly seduces Kong Xiaoer, his eyes bulging and his Adam's apple violently up and down

, the bite of both cheeks, and the grinding of the tooth roots

——He is worthy of being a veteran wine fairy.

The maid poured a full bottle, Kong Xiaoer stopped speaking, raised the wine bottle and raised her neck to "coo", and drank it all.

I saw him close his eyes, open his lips wide, and let out a long breath of wine: "Comfortable!" A long drought meets a rain, a drop? Again! ”

The maid has also been serving by Kong Xiaoer's side for a long time, how can she not know the master's habits?

Fill it for him

"Goodong", and drank it all like a long whale sucking water: "Well, this wine is really good!" This, Wen, what is the text? Thou hast a heart. ”

"Gollum" Wen Cheng poured a big sip of wine before he spoke: "Go back to the county gentleman and ask, and the official Wen Cheng." ”

I secretly slandered in my heart: I drink ordinary wine by myself, and the wine that the eighth master finally got was fed to the wolf!

I can't get it in exchange for such a big thing as the barbarian annexation, so I want you to remember my name...

A real dog officer!

At this time, another doorman came to report: "Lord, the Gong Cao Zuo Minister's public house has stopped."

There are still servants of the Wang family, who are sweeping the courtyard! It's just..."

The one who calls Kong Xiaoer the "lord" is the core doorman, and even the people who have been attached to Kong Xiaoer.

recognized the master, and he was Kong Xiaoer's dog leg for the rest of his life.

"Just how? Come on! Kong Xiaoer was a little displeased, for fear that things would change again and cause complications.

"It's just that the Wang family, from the street flower shop and their own home, collected many flower baskets, vases, bamboo flower stands, but they don't know... What is this name? The man replied to Kong Xiaoer with a puzzled face.

Kong Xiaoer turned his head to Wen Cheng

Since Wen Cheng entered the house twice, Kong Xiaoer glanced at Wen Cheng three times, and each time his gaze stayed on Wen Cheng's face, it didn't exceed three seconds;

This time, Kong Xiaoer stared straight at Wen Cheng

"Oh, don't worry about it. Come to think of it, this is Wang Duan's feeling that his actions are inappropriate and he is ashamed of the kindness of the county.

Bring flowers, brocade, decorate the public house and yard, and go to bad luck! ”

Then, Wen Cheng will discuss the charter with Wang Duan, and roughly listen to Kong Xiaoer.

"Wonderful! Hahaha! The funeral has become a beautiful talk of perfection and filial piety! Wonderful, wonderful! ”

The excited Kong Xiaoer patted the maid on the back.

The maid had a smile on her face, and Wen Cheng clearly saw the muscles on her cheeks bulging, piling up a smiling face;

But he secretly gritted his teeth, and his waist, shoulders, and back exerted force at the same time, so as to resist the power of the hole Xiaoer's slapping!

If he was slapped straight, I am afraid that he would sweep away Kong Xiaoer's interest

- It's a time of interest; Perhaps, it will become sexually aroused later.

It's not a nature.

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When people are excited, don't they hug others to gnaw, throw bottles at the field, or pat themselves on the thighs?

This hole Xiaoer is excited, patting someone else's back?

It's really strange for your circle to play.

Kong Xiaoer laughed a few times, snatched the wine jar in the maid's arms, "gurgling", and like Wen Cheng, he poured himself a few big sips of wine, and let out a long sigh:

"Ahh Wonderful, wonderful! Can it be regarded as a meritorious edification? In this barbarian land, the folk customs have also become simple! When it is a beautiful talk! Talk about it for Shilin! ”

"Dong" put down the wine jar: "Pen and ink waiting!" 士, don't know the shame, how different is the dog (zhi pig meaning)?

Today's Kong Wenju, I! At first glance, the people under his rule were so knowledgeable and understanding of etiquette, and it was difficult to be silent

Doctors and gentlemen, there is no self; What Baier thinks, it is not as good as me.

Hahaha... Treat it as a blessing! ”

Kong Xiaoer's old mistake has been committed again! Borrowing the allusion to the envoy to Qi in the Book of Songs, it means that those big officials in the center and the great Confucians in Luoyang are not as good as their own abilities.

Those so-called gentlemen, do not oppose my ideas;

You boast of all your good policies for governing the country, but you might as well come to Han'an County with me!

I, Confucius, despise you!!

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Mei Dan and the doorman hurriedly stepped forward to spread out the silk and prepare the pen and ink, just waiting for that Kong Xiaoer to leave a masterpiece through the ages!

Kong Xiaoer's family was rich, and he used silk to write important things, which was an expensive material;

Although paper is also expensive, it is far from being as high as the grade of silk.

Just kidding, how can Kong Daru use ordinary paper to write for his own fun?

I saw Kong Xiaoer's snort, happy to brush the ground, the pen is like a god, and the spirit is like a spring;

There is no pause in the joy there.

Wen Cheng also carried the wine jar and came close to observe - when the leader splashed ink, who dared not come forward to pay respects?

If you are still dozing off on the sidelines, it is an unforgivable mistake than scolding the leader as a pig

- Do you look down on my masterpiece?

scolded the leader for being a pig behind his back, everyone has done this, and everyone knows it.

Leaders don't take it seriously either...

He also secretly scolded the big leader for being a pig.

If you look down on the leader's proud expertise, the leader will definitely pull you up and down!

- Let you go to the south in the morning to run errands, and in the afternoon to go to the north to run errands;

Tomorrow I will deliver a letter to the west, and the day after tomorrow I will go to the east to get something.

If it can't be completed, it will be a stinking scolding that covers the head and face

Talking back is a beating with a stick

Sooner or later, you'll die of exhaustion on the way to run errands!

- It was a very uncomfortable way to die.

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Kong Xiaoer wrote a sentence, and the two doormen squirmed their lips and groaned softly.

This groaning demeanor is very particular: the head should be raised 35 degrees - 45 degrees;

If it's too high, it will make people think that you are either arrogant and a little dismissive.

If it's too low, it will make people think that this word is too ordinary, and it makes you can't help but doze off.

At the same time, the head should also keep turning in a clockwise direction, too fast and insincere, too slow and not attentive...

The sound of groaning in the mouth is even more exquisite: too loud and superficial - are you shouting and selling green onions in the vegetable market?

We're a gentleman!

It's too quiet, and it doesn't work

- Are you acting in pantomime?

You have to let the leader just hear it, and occasionally stop and smash it, pretend that you are serious about it, eat shit, and have an endless aftertaste...

Wen Cheng is naturally also a master in the sycophant world, and his expression should be the same:

contemplative, delicate;

When the allusions cited by Kong Xiaoer were too obscure,

must be constipated, and then suddenly opened, with a look of surprise, admiration and admiration.

- The order must not be messed up.

How can there be a reason for first going to Kaiseru and then being constipated!

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After the performance, everyone called it a day

After a few more words, the text was grunting and drinking:

"Such a masterpiece is enough to turn mash into a fine wine! Joyfully! If you're lucky enough to read such a masterpiece, why not get drunk!? ”

Raise the altar again and grunt

The triumphant and triumphant Kong Xiaoer, who solved the big trouble, also raised the altar and poured it violently!

"Kong Jun, Xiaguan Chen, please return to the annex...?"

"Text... What's that?

I am quite talented in dealing with today's affairs! Be resourceful and decisive!

My heart is very comforted, my heart is very comforted!

Under the rule of this county, there is such a talent, very good!

Thou hast taken care of the attachedness! ”

"No! It's just that... Hiss... The lower official position is inferior and the power is light, this ......"

"Well, let's just be a county commander!

concurrently lead the barbarians to return to the attached affairs, and the meritorious Cao Zuo officials; When the will of the imperial court is issued, we will be rewarded for meritorious deeds!

The county's rewards and punishments are clear, and it will never treat the heroes badly. ”

The staff has no serious rank, the personal assistant of the county order, the personal secretary - who dares not to stammer?

"Xie Kongjun. How many pairs of pairs does the lower official have, do you dare to love Kong Junya? ”

"Oh? Thou art also through the history of the scriptures, and will still make a fuss to the yes? ”

"Hehe, I understand a little, I understand a little, I don't dare to show off in front of a famous person!"

"There is no order to hear it. The color of flowers and grass is nothing more than the text of the Tao; Scholars should have a clear mind and a delicate chest.

Anyway, what do I hear? ”

Bah! Delicate breasts? You have to have big breasts to have snacks to eat

… Silly boy.

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Wen Cheng came out: "The dust is cut off, where do the troubles come from... The world's worries are gone, and the believers are neutral to this

The white clouds are in the sky, the moon is on the ground, reading the scriptures;

Burn incense and boil tea, and the vulgar thoughts are gone, and all hearts are dustless.

The good mountain is a painting, and the ancient temple is the bell for the monks.

…… Famous mountain ...... Bright Moon Matsuma Photos..."

Balabala

Anyway, on the hill of the instep, I am building a guest house and a courtyard.

The demand for couplets is very large!

I just don't know, can from the hole small second-hand,

Tricked so many Mobao?