Everyone looked at the two suave sons talking confidently and chicly, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion, these two people can be called peerless and proud, one is a jade tree in the wind, and the other is as beautiful as a crown of jade. The men present were extremely heartbroken, and the women couldn't help but look at their bodies, and said in their hearts: If you get one of the two, it will not be in vain to come to the world.

It's just a matter of being good-looking, one is rich, and the other is ...... It seems that they are also rich and noble, and God is really unfair to people. Throughout the ages, good-looking people often got more opportunities, that is, the imperial palace examination, and the emperor would also personally select good-looking candidates to hand-pick protégés.

Murong 13 looked Zhang Xiaowu up and down with more interest, and saw that Zhang Xiaowu was both disgusted and helpless, disgusting because of this person who was neither male nor female, and helpless because he had to turn to this person. He hurriedly turned to face everyone, took a few breaths, and then said chicly: "Liu Gongzi's upper couplet is: painting a lotus monk's painting, then my lower couplet is: Shulin Hanmo Hanlin Book." ”

Everyone was stunned again, and then took a closer look, and suddenly shouted loudly, and the thirteenth prince of Murong also splashed ink and left handwriting, and the turtle slave immediately stepped forward and hung it high.

"Shulin Hanmo Hanlin Book" seven big characters sonorous and powerful, breathtaking, everyone applauded for the handwriting of the thirteen princes, this couplet and this ink treasure, can be called a must tonight.

"Is this calligraphy worthy of your handwriting?" Murong Thirteen asked.

Zhang Xiaowu laughed: "Perfect match, perfect match." ”

Murong 13 looked at the couplet, his eyes revealing self-absorption, and said, "I think we are also a perfect match." ”

Zhang Xiaowu couldn't help but take a step back, and said in his heart that I deserve you a big chicken leg!

That Liu Gongzi also carefully looked at the next link, and couldn't help but secretly complain, but he didn't come up with this link, but saw it in a remote ancient temple in Jingzhou. The monk in the temple said that no one had answered this couplet correctly for three hundred years, and Liu Gongzi had it in mind, but he didn't want to be beaten up at this moment, and he rhymed so fairly, which really made him at a loss for a while.

Zhang Xiaowu turned to look at Miss Yunyan, and said: "Miss Yunyan, I also have a link to answer you, your link is: East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, East and West Pawnshop Things." My next couplet is: Spring Reading, Autumn Reading, Spring and Autumn Reading Reading Spring and Autumn. Murong Thirteen beside him wrote Zhang Xiaowu's next couplet in a chic and arbitrary manner, and the turtle slaves immediately hung up, which attracted everyone's applause.

Listening to the shouts of everyone, and carefully looking at the two pairs, Liu Gongzi's fists clenched and his face turned red, he is not a person who can't afford to lose, but today he lost face in the way he is best at, how can this make him heartbroken? But if he didn't admit defeat, the face of the hundred flower boys would be even greater, and in the end, Liu Gongzi sighed, got up and apologized, and said: "Liu admitted defeat." Then he prepared to turn and depart.

"Good!" The people of Daizhou only felt that the revenge had been avenged, and they drove away the Yizhou people who showed off their might in front of them, so unexpectedly.

However, at this time, Zhang Xiaowu said coldly: "Liu Gongzi, will I let you go?" Everyone looked curiously at Xiao Langjun, who claimed to be the worst scholar in Daizhou, and didn't understand what he meant.

Liu Gongzi turned around and said, "How are you doing?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu held up the inkstone with one hand, sneered and said, "Liu Gongzi, have you forgotten our gambling agreement?" Liu Gongzi looked puzzled, Zhang Xiaowu sneered and said: "I told you to get out, not to go out, to lie on the ground, curl up and roll out, instead of walking out with his legs - could it be that Liu Gongzi doesn't know what is rolling and what is walking?" Liu Gongzi's eyes widened and almost jumped, no matter how jealous the scholars were, they wouldn't tear their faces too much, everyone just stopped at the point, but I didn't expect this little Langjun to be so forced.

This kind of scholar who is ruthless is extremely rare, and the reader will hardly tear his face, and he will not aim to insult people, but this student is so calculating, how vicious his heart is. But everyone also admired him, at least he did what everyone wanted to do but didn't dare to do for the sake of face.

That Liu Gongzi was so angry that he gritted his teeth and said: "Liu is a dignified scholar, I am a Jinshi, you dare - I have a cloud of the law of the Holy Han, and I can't punish the Jinshi, you dare to insult the Jinshi, aren't you afraid of violating the king's law?" ”

"Smack!"

That Liu Gongzi was hit by an inkstone, his face and clothes were full of black ink, Zhang Xiaowu withdrew his hand, and said gloomily: "I have a bad temper but a good memory, since you have made a bet with me, you have to talk and count." Actually, I despise you hypocrites the most. Others talk to you about the king's law, you play scoundrels with others, others play scoundrels with you, you play hooligan with others, others play hooligan with you, you talk to others about the king's law. Obviously the skin is as thin as a woman's bandeau, but you want to be ugly on stage, and let others praise you for being extraordinary, I think you are a well, do you know why you are a well? ”

The Thirteenth Prince of Murong asked as if he was smiling, "What do you say?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Both horizontal and vertical are two. ”

At first, the crowd had no time to react, after all, they had never heard such a cold joke, but soon realized the reason for this sarcasm, and immediately burst into laughter, some even fell to the ground with laughter, some banged on the table and applauded wildly, and some laughed too much and coughed. Some of the generals and generals on the throne had a good impression of this self-proclaimed worst student in Daizhou, and they whispered one by one, it is better to recruit him into the army, if he fights with anyone in the future, he only needs to send this student out of the station, and he will definitely scold the other party for his farts and urine, and even directly kill him when he encounters a small amount of gas.

A wolf guard sitting in the front row of the elegant seat said directly: "That kid is talented, but he can come directly to the wolf guard as a secretary." Another member of the White Tiger Army hurriedly said: "Wolf Guard, why don't you need a mouthpiece, it's better to come to my White Tiger Army." The quarrel between the two pushed Zhang Xiaowu's image to the extreme, and the students were envious, and the golden hairpins of Cuiyan Pavilion were also impressed by him, and the Yunyan girl looked at him with affection, as if the legendary love at first sight.

At this time, Liu Gongzi was humiliated and abused, his eyes turned black, he fell to the ground, spit out a mouthful of blood, and the servant hurriedly stepped forward.

Zhang Xiaowu waved his hand and said: "Forget it, you don't have to really get out, it's just that poetry and writing are just a corner of learning, if you are really talented, you can either benefit the people for the officials, or educate people for the benefit of future generations, so as to live up to the education of the saints." ”

"Good!" Everyone in the Cuiyan Pavilion cheered and applauded and shouted loudly.

That Liu Gongzi didn't know whether he understood or not, and stumbled out of Cuiyan Pavilion with the support of the servants.

Murong Thirteen laughed and stepped forward to pull Zhang Xiaowu to his table, asked the maids on the left and right to pour wine, and raised his glass and said, "I haven't asked my brother Tai Daming yet." ”

"Zhang Xiaowu, from Mucheng."

"You're not from Yongzhou, how did you become a native of Mucheng?" Murong Thirteen was even more dumbfounded.

"To be precise, I am from Tucheng, born in Yongzhou, and started a family in Tucheng." Zhang Xiaowu said, he crossed over to Tucheng and became Tucheng's son-in-law, and he was even more Tucheng. And the Yongzhou he said seemed to be just a distant and unremembered place.

When Murong Thirteen heard that Tucheng's face changed, he looked him up and down again, and asked, "You killed Tucheng?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu smiled slightly and said, "Contemptible Zhang Xiaowu." ”

"Ghost General?!" Murong Thirteen was surprised, "Are you a ghost general?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Do you know me? ”

Murong 13 exclaimed: "The only military general in the Sixth Regiment who can fight, kill the nineteen wolves and cut off the Tatar sand bandits, who is not your credit." I really thought you were an ordinary student, I never thought that the ghost would be both civil and military, and the younger brother met Brother Tai today, and he was really fortunate to have three lives. ”

Zhang Xiaowu also saluted: "Don't dare, don't dare, I have admired the name of the Thirteen Sons for a long time, and when I saw it today, I was really a romantic person." ”

Murong Thirteen leaned forward and asked, "...... that Tucheng?"

Zhang Xiaowu sighed: "One day, I will lead the army to kill back!" ”

Murong 13 stretched out his thumb and praised: "Brother Tai is righteous, if the younger brother can help, he will support him." ”

Zhang Xiaowu said in his heart, you stay away from me first, and the fat powder in this body makes me breathless.

In the distance, Wang Yijin, Chen Guanxi and Guan Cheng's eyes were all about to come down, what is the ability, our family school is a master, fighting a war, leading soldiers, even being a pair, and sitting with the son of the Murong family in the Two Wolves Pass to drink, and then look at the beautiful lady named Yunyan on the Yantai, those beautiful eyes are staring at the adult all the time, and the cheeks of worship are about to drip water.

The three of them looked at each other, and couldn't help sighing, it's really more popular than people, adults are adults, they are much stronger than us grass-headed soldiers, and it's no wonder that people have become school leaders, commanding nearly a thousand dead soldiers.

Although Zhang Xiaowu held back his nausea, he still flared up with Murong Thirteen Business. Before the crossing, Zhang Xiaowu, as a civil servant, was naturally trained by the unit organization, and was systematically educated how to praise leaders and superiors, especially after watching the exemplary and typical impressions is a task that every unit worker must complete. Although he doesn't like to slap horses, he can still say a lot of flattering words under the influence of his ears and eyes. Zhang Xiaowu picked up some words to praise Murong Thirteen, making the thirteenth prince cover his mouth and giggle.

Murong Thirteen is used to being proud, but he can also stand this praise.

Sister Dongxiang on the Yantai said: "This little Langjun, please go to Tianzi Room B later, Miss Yunyan is waiting for you here." The Yunyan girl bowed and retired.

Murong Thirteen smiled and said: "Gongzi Zhang, it is rare for Miss Yunyan to see people on weekdays, and Brother Tai has to treat her well." ”

Zhang Xiaowu asked rhetorically: "Can you refuse?" ”

"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Murong Thirteen choked on a sip of wine, coughed suddenly, and said with a pair of Danfeng eyes widened: "What are you talking about?" Refuse? ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Refuse, can't you refuse?" ”

Murong 13 hated that iron could not become steel and said: "Yes, yes, but you have worked hard to frustrate the spirit of Yizhou Baihuadu, and added glory to the faces of our Hundai Erzhou people, but now you are ...... But he gave up the opportunity to get close to Fangze. You...... You...... Did you really give up? ”

Zhang Xiaowu said indifferently: "I just don't like people who are more arrogant than me." ”

Murong Thirteen couldn't cry or laugh, and said with a few long breaths: "Violent Heavenly Things!" Buy and return the pearls! And also...... What's going on? ”

Zhang Xiaowu answered: "It's shameful to waste! ”

"Yes, it's a shame to waste!" Murong Thirteen said nothing, and he was happy.

Zhang Xiaowu also laughed, and the two raised their glasses and drank together, as if they had been friends for many years.