The green calyx also raised her mouth angrily, although she was just a child, she couldn't see such an ugly person still so arrogant: "This fat man really has a vicious mouth." Childe, aren't you going to be a pair of people? You're here to kill his arrogance. ”

Zhang Xiaowu asked rhetorically: "I would be good at pairs, but why should I mix?" ”

"Did you come to the flower party but didn't fight to get rich?" The green calyx wondered.

Zhang Xiaowu was about to speak, then Liu Gongzi got up and said: "Today, I won't say that there are no talented people in the Hundai, as long as you can answer my pair, I will roll back to Yizhou early tomorrow morning, but if no one can answer my pair, you - give me the crown, how about it?" ”

The scholars all wore a bachelor's crown, a hat made of muslin with a bun, and it would be a great insult to be taken away in public by this person, and the scholars were even more angry.

Then Liu Gongzi stepped forward and wrote a couplet, Sister Dongxiang didn't know whether to hang it up, but the thirteenth prince ordered: "Although there are not as many talents in the Hundai as in the Central Plains, but they are bold, and they bother my sister to hang up that pair!" ”

Dong Xiang's brows are tightly locked, her poetry and writing talent is not weaker than Yunyan girl, seeing this pair is already a headache, if it is hung up but no one responds, then the Hundai and the two places are a big shame. She signaled to the thirteenth prince again, but the thirteenth prince was already furious, waved his hand and said, "Hang up, I want to see what pair this Yizhou person can make." ”

Dongxiang was helpless, so he had to order the miscellaneous servants to hang up Liu Gongzi's upper couplet, and everyone looked at it, only to see the five big characters of the dragon flying and the phoenix dance, and the upper couplet said: Draw a lotus monk painting.

Everyone couldn't help but be taken aback after reading it carefully, this is an absolute rhyme, reading from front to back and reading from back to front is the same, not to mention the students from Daizhou and Hunzhou, even the students from other states can't match this pair, that Liu Gongzi squinted his eyes and sneered, and said unashamedly: "Everyone, please." ”

"This guy is not here to taste flowers, this time he is here to provoke the scholars of the two states." Someone whispered.

"If you can answer it, why not be afraid of his challenge?"

"I heard that this person was the last Jinshi on the list of people a few years ago, so it can be seen that if no one is better than him, I'm afraid it will be ......."

St. Hanke took one hundred and twenty people, thirty people on the heavenly list, thirty people on the earth list, and sixty people on the human list. The thirty people on the land list start from the seventh-grade county order or the eighth-rank official, and for the county seat where the population movement is almost minimal now, the eight-rank official is already a day. This Liu Gongzi doesn't do it with the eight-rank official, but he is far better than Mr. Lu, who dislikes the cold and bitter officials and does not take office.

Of course, the main reason is that Liu Gongzi's family is too rich, the only son of Yizhou giant, who is richer than him is not as talented as him, and those who are more talented than him are not as rich as him, which really makes people want to strangle him and replace him.

For a while, hundreds of people were silent in the Cuiyan Pavilion, and they could only hear Liu Gongzi's proud whisper and the sound of drinking, and everyone gritted their teeth but was helpless.

As one of the students of Daizhou, Murong Thirteen Gongzi's sword eyebrows stood up, and his handsome face became iron-blue, he desperately suppressed the anger in his heart, and silently recited in his mouth: "This person can't die in the Two Wolves Pass, can't die in the Two Wolves Pass......" The guards knew that the Thirteen Princes were extremely angry, and they glared at Liu Neng one by one.

But Liu Neng didn't seem to be aware of it, looking at everyone with a smile, and enjoying the feeling of being besieged by everyone very much.

After waiting for a long time and still no one answered, Liu Gongzi put the wine jug on the table and waved to Miss Yunyan: "Miss Yunyan, I wonder if I can answer my pair?" ”

Miss Yunyan blushed and said, "The little girl is not talented, and she is not worthy of the son's pair." ”

Liu Gongzi sneered at everyone: "Someone slandered me, slandered me, laughed at me, and insulted me before, so I will treat it as a fart and let it go." ”

The soldiers in the audience were even more red and didn't know how to respond, the thirteenth prince slapped the table and said coldly: "Who can answer this fat man's pair, I will promise him a condition, and I Murong Thirteen will do what he says." ”

Zhang Xiaowu's heart moved, and he turned his head and asked, "Two girls, can this thirteen sons really do what they say?" ”

Green Calyx worshipped: "Although the thirteenth prince is not good at writing, but the righteousness is thin and cloudy, and the two wolf cities don't know which one doesn't know, if he promises you one thing, he will do it if he goes to the soup and fire." ”

Zhang Xiaowu smiled and said, "Including me asking him to redeem the two of you for me?" ”

The green calyx was startled, and said in his heart that I won't go with you, a poor man, you won't even buy a cloud flower, and you must have no money on you, if I follow you, won't I suffer with you? If you resell me to someone else, I might as well enjoy peace and wealth in Cuiyan Pavilion. She hurriedly waved her hand and said, "The green calyx is used to living here, and I don't want to go anywhere else......"

Zhang Xiaowu looked sideways at Qing Dai, and Qing Dai said: "If the son wants to redeem himself for us, the slave family will naturally be very happy, but the thirteenth son is very arrogant." ”

Zhang Xiaowu said confidently: "Look at me." ”

When many students had nothing to do, Zhang Xiaowu stood up proudly and confidently, he put away the folding fan and made a "pop" sound. The students looked for prestige, only to see a handsome young official slowly stepping forward from the corner. This person has a tiger's back and a bee's waist, and his eyes are sharp, although he is wearing a scholar's uniform, he looks like a white-robed and silver-speared young general who came out of poetry and painting.

The scholars have discussed who this person is, why is he so face-to-face, is it another foreign scholar, today by Yizhou's Liu Gongzi against the army, the scholars have already felt faceless, if there is another foreign scholar to fold the face, I am afraid that in the future, the scholars of the Hun Dynasty and the two places will be repeatedly ridiculed outside. At this time, many Qingqi'er's eyes shone brightly, and they whispered that Xiao Langjun was so handsome and handsome, I don't know which family's children and grandchildren ran out secretly, if they got it, they would be willing to die.

Green Calyx and Qing Dai glanced at each other, and couldn't help but say in their hearts: "Sisters, don't be deceived by this person, this person looks better, but he is a poor ghost who doesn't know how to taste, and he is reluctant to reward even a cloud flower of ten taels of silver......"

In the distance, the thirteenth prince of Murong was also curious, and turned around and asked the steward if he knew this person, but the steward naturally didn't know, so he asked the others, and the others didn't know anything.

Zhang Xiaowu slowly walked to the table under the Yan stage, looked at Liu Gongzi and smiled slightly, and said loudly: "Liu Gongzi, how ......" Liu Gongzi nodded, but listened to Zhang Xiaowu continue: "So fat, you have to lose weight, otherwise it is easy to get coronary heart disease, angina pectoris, obesity, to put it simply, it is easy to die early." ”

Liu Gongzi blushed with anger, pointed at him and said angrily: "Where did you come from, dare to go wild here?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu shot like lightning, waved Liu Gongzi's fingers away, and said with a smile: "As for me, I am a child with the worst learning in Hunzhou, and I can't even get a show talent in several township exams, so I represent the worst students in the two places." However, I, the worst student, can deal with Liu Gongzi's pair. ”

Liu Gongzi's fingers were beaten so painfully that he couldn't express it, he rubbed his fingers secretly, unconsciously took half a step back, and said disdainfully: "It's useless to say more, if you can match it, you can answer." If it's just amplifying, get out. ”

Zhang Xiaowu also smiled: "In this case, let's make a fair bet, if I can answer, and ask Liu Gongzi to get out, how about it?" ”

Liu Gongzi snorted coldly, but it caused a burst of applause from the surrounding scholars, regardless of whether this person was the worst Daizhou student, but this person's courage was not small. It's just that everyone still doesn't know where this person is, and the thirteenth prince can't help but ask: "Such a handsome person, where is the scholar in Hunzhou?" ”

Seeing that the thirteenth prince asked, Zhang Hong hurriedly leaned over to inform Zhang Xiaowu's identity, and the thirteenth prince muttered to himself: "It turned out to be from Yongzhou, hi...... It's still a student from other places. ”

"He said he was born in Yongzhou, but he may not be a student in Yongzhou." Zhang Hong said busily.

The thirteenth prince nodded, and Zhang Hong saw that the thirteenth prince no longer paid attention to himself, so he was bored, so he had to go back in disgrace.

Zhang Xiaowu looked at Liu Neng and Liu Gongzi coldly, with disdain in his eyes, and said loudly: "Your coupling is very simple, but I said it, I am the worst student in Hunzhou, I am poor in learning, poor in writing, and poor in writing, I want to find a helper to write the pair on the couplet for me." I don't know ...... reason why he found someone to write on his behalf is really because his words are too ugly, even if his work before crossing was in the library, but modern people have long been accustomed to using computers and notebooks, and even mobile phones can write, how can any adult take his words seriously. So Zhang Xiaowu always thought that his words were not too ugly compared with others - compared with the surrounding scholars, it really made people want to vomit.

He looked around, and all the scholars got up one after another, their eyes revealing the desire to "choose me, choose me, choose me", but these were not the people Zhang Xiaowu was looking for, he arched his hand to Murong Thirteen, and asked, "Thirteen sons, can you write for me and answer correctly?" ”

"It's incumbent." Murong Thirteen didn't twist, and stepped forward to stand beside Zhang Xiaowu.

Zhang Xiaowu only felt a burst of fragrance coming, and couldn't help but take two steps back, this man is indeed a little perverted with such a fragrance, if he didn't ask for this person, Zhang Xiaowu would never have come into contact with a ladyboy. He couldn't hold back the unhappiness in his heart and smiled dryly: "Please, Thirteen Princes." ”

Murong Thirteen said: "If you can't come out, it's my people who will be lost, and the people who make me embarrassed will not end well." ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "I hope you can write a good hand, don't live up to my pair." ”

Murong Thirteen's Danfeng eyes flashed, revealing an intoxicating smile, only to see that the women were fascinated, and he said confidently: "If my Murong Thirteen's words are sorry for your poems, I will never write again." As soon as this bold statement came out, the women in the Cuiyan Pavilion screamed again, piercing people's eardrums.