Chapter 25: Stories and Meat
The time quickly came into the evening.
On the streets, there are more and more pedestrians, and the bridges become more lively.
The painting boat in the river is lit up with lanterns, and there are many shadows on it, and the posture is graceful.
"Alright, Miss Zijun, let's stop here today."
Wei Yan looked at the sky outside the window and stopped the story. ,
And Liu Zijun, who wrote and transcribed, was still in high spirits, and his whole mind was immersed in that wonderful story.
"Master Wei, can the stone monkey seek immortality?"
Liu Zijun couldn't help but ask.
Wei Yan didn't answer, but said with a smile: "I know what will happen next, please listen to the next breakdown." ”
Even if he knew the end of the story, he couldn't answer the question.
Phoenix?
Ethereal, not at all.
Even if there is, it is not available in the world.
Liu Zijun put down his pen, looked at him with admiration, and said: "This story is really wonderful, I'm afraid only people like Wei Gongzi can think of it." ”
Wei Yan smiled: "What kind of person am I? ”
Liu Zijun blinked, suddenly smiled playfully, and said: "I can go to the palace, I can go down to the kitchen, I can speak freely in front of girls, I want to know others, but I can't speak, so I have to ridicule the villains who people remember." ”
"Ahem."
Wei Yan's old face was slightly red.
Is he really such a person? How did he not know?
Liu Zijun suddenly said: "Her name is Luo Bingling, she is my sister, she is sixteen years old this year, and she has no favorite person for the time being." ”
Wei Yan was stunned, what are you telling this?
Does it have anything to do with him? Does it matter? Does it matter?
"Sister?"
If she is a sister, why is she like a guard?
Wei Yan was puzzled, but she didn't ask much, got up and said to her girl, "I've seen Miss Luo." ”
Luo Bingling had a cold face and didn't look at him.
Liu Zijun lowered his head and looked at the words he had recorded, and after a while, Fang raised his head and said, "Master Wei, hope...... I could finish the story. ”
Wei Yan was stunned for a moment, and when he was about to speak, there was a knock on the door, and then, the door opened, and Liu Chan came in with two plates.
The plate was trembling and full of braised pork with green onions.
"It's time to eat."
Liu Chan glanced at him, smiled and put two plates of braised pork in front of Liu Zijun.
"It smells so good!"
Liu Zijun's eyes lit up, he immediately picked up the chopsticks, tasted a piece, and said with a happy face: "Hmm...... Delicious! ”
Liu Chan smiled: "If it's delicious, eat more." ”
Liu Zijun took another piece, stood up, handed it to the mouth of the girl behind him, and said, "Bingling, eat." ”
Luo Bingling didn't open his mouth immediately, his face was cold, and he glanced at Wei Yan.
Wei Yan said goodbye very well and left the room.
Hua'er immediately greeted him, holding a plate of braised pork in his hand, with juice on his mouth, and said happily: "Childe, it's so delicious!" ”
Wei Yan touched her head and said, "If it's delicious, eat as much as you want, eat too much and grow fat." ”
The happy smile on the painting's face suddenly froze.
Wei Yan walked to the window and sat down, looked at the painting boat below, listened to the sound of the piano coming from inside, and faintly saw a few slender figures.
"Smack!"
Not far from the window, several young people who looked like scholars slapped the table with angry faces.
"This plate of meat is only five pieces, and it dares to sell it for five taels of silver! A piece of meat and a tael of silver, why don't you go and grab it! ”
"Black shop! My son wants to sue the official! ”
The shopkeeper bowed his body and explained with a smile on his face: "Ladies and gentlemen, this braised pork is a new dish in my store, it takes a long time to make, and it also needs a lot of precious seasonings, and the taste is very wonderful, you can try it first." ”
"Taste a fart! End walk, end go! It's just a few pieces of pork, and you dare to sell it for such an expensive price! Are we really wronged? ”
"Even if we have money, we won't stop eating this deceitful garbage!"
The shopkeeper looked puzzled: "Guest, the rules of the store stipulate that if the dish is served, it cannot be returned." I'm sorry. ”
When the five young men heard this, they were furious, and immediately stood up, rolled up their sleeves, and looked ready to beat people.
When the shopkeeper was about to call someone, Wei Yan suddenly said: "Little Er, bring it to me, not everyone can afford to eat that five taels of silver for a dish." ”
The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, and was about to reach out to pick up the plate of meat, when one of the young men suddenly stopped him, looked at Wei Yan and sneered: "It's just five taels of silver, you can't afford it?" We just can't get used to this profiteer's behavior and want to teach them a lesson! ”
Wei Yan smiled and said, "Since you can't afford this money, then this money, this son is out." Little Er, bring it here. ”
Another young man was immediately furious: "You kid is deaf? When will we say that we can't afford this money? ”
Wei Yan ignored him and continued to say to the shopkeeper: "Bring it over, one or two pieces of silver and a piece of meat, this is not something that ordinary poor scholars can afford." ”
The flower next to her was holding a large plate of braised pork, and while eating, she nodded and said, "Well, only our son-in-law can afford to eat it." ”
The five young men were immediately ashamed and angry, and immediately stopped the shopkeeper together.
Although he realized that this kid was using the agitation method, he couldn't pull his face down and was ridiculed for being poor.
"It's just five taels of silver, what if my son eats it once! Eat and then sue the official! ”
The young man who told the official immediately picked up the chopsticks, took a piece of meat directly from the plate, put it in his mouth, and looked at Wei Yan defiantly, as if to say, don't think that only you can afford it!
Unexpectedly, as soon as the meat entered his mouth, he was suddenly stunned.
Immediately, he slowed down his chewing speed, his face gradually changed, and his eyes gradually widened.
"Brother Cui, how does it taste?"
Seeing this, another young man hurriedly asked.
The eyes of the other young people all looked over.
"Taste ......"
The meat-eating young man was stunned for a while, Fang chewed quickly, swallowed it in one gulp, picked up another piece and put it in his mouth, and said vaguely: "General." ”
As he spoke, he picked up the third piece.
What do you eat all the time?
The others were stunned for a moment, and two of them reacted the fastest, and immediately picked up the chopsticks and clamped a piece of each, which was immediately sweet and shocking.
The two of them hurriedly put it in their mouths, their eyes widened instantly, and the more they chewed, the more shocked they became, and they were almost reluctant to swallow it.
"Grass! This tastes ......."
One of them swallowed it in one gulp, looked at the empty plate, and burst into a foul mouth: "It's so fucking delicious!" ”
"One more plate!"
"One more dish! Fast! ”
The three meat-eating youths immediately shouted to the shopkeeper again.
The expressions on the faces of the other two young men who didn't eat became extremely exciting, and they hurriedly said to the shopkeeper: "Two more plates!" ”
The corners of the shopkeeper's mouth curled, his heart was proud, but he said apologetically on his face: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm really sorry, this dish is only five dishes tonight, one table and one plate, and you can't serve more." ”
The three young men who were still sweet-mouthed suddenly said angrily: "What do you mean? Afraid we won't be able to afford it? Come up quickly, and give you ten taels of silver a plate! Just go! ”
The other two young men who hadn't eaten meat were stunned, was really that delicious? Ten taels of silver and five pieces of meat?
The shopkeeper still said apologetically: "I'm really sorry." ”
Meanwhile.
In the box.
The two plates of braised pork on the table have been eaten.
The small mouths of the three girls were stained with bright juice.
Liu Chan looked at the story recorded by Liu Zijun, and wiped her mouth and exclaimed: "I didn't expect that kid's cooking skills are unparalleled, and this story is so wonderful!" ”
Liu Zijun nodded and said: "Wei Gongzi's idea is really imaginative, grotesque and novel, and he can write such a wonderful story." ”
Liu Chan looked up at her and said, "Zijun, I found that you seem to be much better today." ”
Liu Zijun smiled: "Well, thanks to Gongzi Wei, after eating the dishes he cooked, I feel much better, and I feel much better after listening to his stories and jokes." ”
"Jokes?"
Liu Chan's eyes lit up.
Not long after, Liu Chan's unbridled laughter and the "poof" sound deliberately made by her mouth suddenly came from the box.