The meat is boiling in a pot.

People are idle, Wei Yan remembered the task assigned by Bingji, and decided to take advantage of this time to record some.

However, you have to find someone who can write.

Although this body knows the characters here and can write, he is not willing to hold a brush and record it word by word on the bamboo slips.

That's going to be exhausting.

"Sister Chan, do you have anyone there who can write? I want to record some stories. Of course, it would be best if you could lend me some pen, ink, paper, and inkstones. ”

Since they are all friends, Wei Yan decided that there was no need to be polite to this person anymore.

"Documenting a story?"

Liu Chan listened, looked at him with a surprised face and said, "What story?" ”

Without waiting for Wei Yan to answer, Hua'er proudly picked up the bamboo slip on the table and said, "My son-in-law wants to publish a book." ”

Liu Chan was even more surprised.

She really didn't expect that this guy not only knows magic and cooks, but also can write books.

"Wei Gongzi."

At this time, the thin girl named Liu Zijun stood up, looked at him with a smile and said, "Look, can I do it?" ”

Liu Chan was stunned.

The cold girl behind the girl frowned slightly, but she didn't speak.

Wei Yan looked at this pale face and thin body, and said with some concern: "Miss Zijun, the story is quite long, it will be very tiring." ”

Liu Zijun left his seat and saluted him, his eyes full of anticipation: "Master Wei, I can, please let me record it." ”

Hua'er secretly tugged at Wei Yan's sleeve and whispered: "Childe, this young lady just now has seen this bamboo slip." ”

I see.

Wei Yan no longer shirked, and said, "Then it's troublesome Miss Zijun." ”

Liu Chan held Liu Zijun's hand and said, "Don't be tired, you can't be in good health, if you're tired, just say it, you know?" ”

Liu Zijun said softly: "Yes." ”

Liu Chan immediately instructed his entourage to get pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.

Wei Yan chose a box where he could see the river from the window, walked in with Liu Zijun, and said, "Miss Zijun, please take a seat, I'll come, you will record, I will try to speak slowly, if you don't understand, you can ask me." ”

Liu Zijun nodded and sat down on the chair.

Pen, ink, paper, and inkstone were brought quickly.

Originally, Wei Yan's requirements were very simple, as long as it was a bamboo slip that could record words, but I didn't expect that as soon as Sister Chan made a move, it was a thick stack of cotton silk.

This thing, even if it is the son of an official eunuch, may not be able to afford it.

Writing a book requires quietness.

The painting didn't come in, and Liu Chan didn't come in either.

But Liu Zijun's female guard followed in like a shadow.

I saw her holding the hilt of the sword in her hand, standing straight, like a sword unsheathed, standing coldly behind Liu Zijun.

Wei Yan glanced at it and saw that this girl was extremely beautiful and had an excellent figure, and she was the first beauty he had seen so far, whether in that world or in this world.

To be honest, after just one glance, he couldn't take his gaze back.

Whether it is the appearance or the figure, it can be called perfect.

"Wei Gongzi."

Liu Zijun spread out the cotton silk, held the pen, smiled at him, and said, "Do you need to call someone in to study ink?" ”

Wei Yan pointed to the stunning girl behind her and said, "This is not one. ”

The girl's eyes were cold, and she clenched the sword in her hand.

Liu Zijun said softly: "Bing Ling's hand only holds a sword. ”

Ice Spirit?

Wei Yan glanced at the cold girl again, Fang went over and picked up the ink strip and did it himself.

Liu Zijun chuckled and said, "Master Wei, if you are absent-minded, I'm afraid that you will make a mistake." ”

Wei Yan retracted his gaze at her and said, "Miss Zijun, you seem to be in poor health, do you have any disease?" ”

Liu Zijun shook his head slightly and said, "I just can't eat it, and when I eat it, I spit it out again." ”

Immediately, she smiled again: "However, it is much better to eat Wei Gongzi's things, and it is the first time that I want to take the initiative to eat it." ”

No wonder......

Wei Yan immediately said: "Then you come to the restaurant every day, and I can make some food for you that you haven't eaten." ”

Liu Zijun got up, saluted again, and said, "Then it's troublesome." ”

Wei Yan glanced at the girl behind her and said with a smile: "No trouble, no trouble." ”

Being able to see such a beautiful beauty in ancient costumes every day is really pleasing to the eye, and the mood will be very good.

As for other ideas, well, not yet.

"Alright, the ink grinding is done, and here we go."

Wei Yan gathered his thoughts, concentrated his mind, and began to think from the beginning.

Liu Zijun's handwriting is very good, and it is clean and clear, every word seems to be carved by a machine, the size is equal, and it looks very comfortable.

Wei Yan couldn't help but praise: "Good words! ”

Liu Zijun also smiled and praised: "Good literary style! ”

From the moment she saw the introduction, she knew that this story was extraordinary, and now she was attracted to it from the beginning.

The two of them narrated one in a colorful voice, and the other listened and transcribed attentively, not in a hurry or slowly, and gradually cooperated tacitly.

Outside the window, the river flows slowly, and the clouds are rolling up.

Time passed quietly.

"Let's take a break."

After writing three sheets of cotton silk, Wei Yan stopped.

Liu Zijun was still unsatisfied, holding the pen and saying brightly: "It's okay, I'm okay." ”

She never felt that her spirit could be so good, usually even if she didn't do anything, she would be tired after sitting for a while, but now, after writing so many words, she was still full of energy and did not feel tired at all.

Wei Yan put down the ink strip and said, "You can't concentrate and be excited for too long, otherwise you will be more tired when you relax and relax." Well, I'll tell you a joke. ”

"Jokes?"

When Liu Zijun heard this, he put down his pen and said with great interest: "Hmm." ”

The story of this Wei Gongzi is so exciting, and the joke must be very good.

Wei Yan sat down, thought for a while, and said: "Once upon a time, there was a couple of newlyweds, and when they were getting married and worshipping in the church, the bride suddenly farted, and the guests were suddenly quiet, and the scene was very embarrassing. Fortunately, the bride's father-in-law had read the book for a few years, and hurriedly said that the bride farted and was lucky, and the house immediately cheered. As a result, the bride "poof" and farted twice in a row, and the audience was silent, which made it even more embarrassing. The father-in-law had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and said again: The second bride farted and brought great blessings! Immediately, the audience applauded. As a result, at this time, the bride actually "poof" again, and let out three farts in a row, and the audience was silent for a moment, and all eyes looked at the father-in-law. The father-in-law's face suddenly changed at this time, and he shouted: Run, the bride is farting three times, and she is going to have diarrhea! ”

"Poof—"

Liu Zijun suddenly sneered, his eyes were bright, his smile was like a flower, and he covered his mouth and said, "How can there be such a coincidence." ”

Even so, he smiled happily.

Wei Yan looked at the stunning girl behind her, but saw that the girl's face was still cold, and she didn't even look at him.

But he had just heard two "poofs".

"Who farted just now? I obviously heard two pops, one was the laughter of Miss Zijun, and the other was definitely a fart sound. ”

Wei Yan glanced at the girl, meaning something authentic.

"Poof—"

As soon as these words came out, Liu Zijun sneered again, and directly laughed on the table in front of him.

The girl, on the other hand, clenched the hilt of her sword and glared angrily, her cheeks flushed.

She didn't fart, but, just now she laughed.

was completely caught off guard by the laughter, even she was stunned, thinking that she was hiding it well, but she didn't expect to be discovered by this guy.

Damn guys.

"I see!"

Wei Yan suddenly said again: "Just now, it must have been Miss Zijun who was laughing and farting at the same time." ”

The laughter in Liu Zijun's mouth suddenly stopped.