Chapter 9 Why are you putting this skit aside?
But everyone didn't know that at this time, Cao Shuo couldn't wait to rush forward and hug Xun Yu and kiss him.
A simple scolding earned 100 points.
Cao Cao is the most awesome person in the Wei State, and he only gives two hundred for one scolding.
What is this concept?
Half a daddy!
"Mr. Xun Yu, are you willing to teach me how to be a man?" Cao Shuo raised his head and looked at Xun Yu with a sincere face.
"Hmph, shameless fellow, you don't deserve it!" Xun Yu glanced at Cao Shuo contemptuously, and then flicked his sleeves and walked towards the main entrance.
"Cao Shuo, you're too much!"
At this moment, Cao Cao suddenly shouted.
Cao Shuo was also stunned when he saw this scene: "What's the situation?" What about this Cao Cao's performance and change his face? ”
"Xun Yu serves as Shang Shuling, presiding over the world's major affairs, do you still want him to teach you? It's just vexatious! I'm going to have to beat you up today! Cao Cao pretended to be angry, picked up a chair and walked towards Cao Shuo.
"Ah...... Radical generals, it's really old Cao Cao! Cao Shuo suddenly had an epiphany, and hurriedly cooperated with Cao Cao to sing a double reed:
"Dad, since Pangu opened the world, I only know one sage, and he is standing behind me now, if he doesn't teach me, then what else will I study? Directly shaved ordained! ”
Cao Shuo's performance was very realistic, and several strategists present were also moved to tears.
"You...... Dare to quibble, Lao Tzu won't beat you to death today! Cao Cao raised the stool and was about to smash it at Cao Shuo.
"Stop!"
Xun Yu turned back suddenly, and his old face like a ravine was full of tears:
"The lord knows that the grace of the encounter has not been repaid, and today's children are stubborn and untaught, I don't go out of the horse, who will go out of the horse!"
Hearing this, the old gentleman lying on the ground spurted out another mouthful of old blood.
"It's... Never! ”
Cao Cao hurriedly rushed to Xun Yu's face, and said with tears in his eyes: "You have worked hard for the Wei State, such a trivial matter ......"
"Say no more, wrap it up on me! I am willing to make a military order, and if I teach for a month without results, I will be punished willingly! ”
Xun Yu shouted loudly, his face flushed.
Everyone present respected Xun Yu.
What is it? The first back-up man in ancient and modern times!
At this time, Cao Shuo, who was hiding in the corner, looked at Cao Cao's humble appearance, and couldn't wait to award him an Oscar on the spot.
This acting skill can't even be performed by 100 million Xiao stations!
Cao Cao still looked heartbroken, and said with tears in his eyes: "Xun Yu, now is the turbulent moment of the Wei State, how can you waste your energy because of this trivial matter, I, as the lord of the Wei State, see you ...... like this"
"That, I'll interject, it's almost there." Cao Shuo raised his hand and said like a primary school student.
"What?"
Cao Cao was about to perform another crying and shouting, but he was choked by Cao Shuo.
"Dad, you said that Xun Yu is still so old as a strategist, you can't see this bitter plan and agitation method, so why don't you put it on hold for a sketch?"
Cao Cao suddenly looked at Xun Yu with a constipated expression, and both of them looked at each other very embarrassed.
This scene is like smoking in the toilet and seeing the head teacher, and meeting your ex-girlfriend in the hospital for circumcision......
"Shaft! Lao Tzu should have killed you with a bench just now, come over to me! Cao Cao was furious and yelled at Cao Shuo.
"Hey, I won't go, Teacher Xun Yu, I'll prepare an apprenticeship for you tomorrow, it's really hard for you!" Cao Shuo said, bowed again, turned his head and smeared oil on the soles of his feet.
"This kid is really smart......"
Xun Yu touched his beard and looked at Cao Shuo's back thoughtfully.
In addition, what made Xun Yu feel a little relieved was that Cao Shuo said that he had prepared an apprenticeship ceremony.
Compared with the previous old gentleman...... Well, it's a bit of progress.
What about Cao Cao? Now I am quite gratified.
Now I can fight back, and I can dodge attacks, so there's nothing wrong with my body.
In addition, seeing Cao Shuo's attitude, he has an attitude of learning, coupled with his qualifications and intelligence, he will definitely be able to make a difference in the future.
Merely......
I wonder if Cao Cao knows Cao Shuo's true purpose, will he vomit blood like an old gentleman?
Early the next morning, Xun Yu heard a knock on the door while he was still asleep.
When I opened the door, my subordinate was holding a carefully packaged box and said:
"Tell the master, this is a gift from Cao Shuo's son."
Xun Yu suddenly felt very relieved, and took the box with a smile, ready to see what was inside.
But at this moment, his subordinate suddenly spoke up again: "Master, Master Cao Shuo also explained separately, saying that this gift will make the master get back the feeling he had when he was young!" ”
"What?"
Xun Yu was very confused, but he still beckoned his subordinates to leave, turned around and walked into the room to study it carefully.
"Is this Cao Shuo going to be funny again......
However, as Xun Yu opened the white cloth wrapped around the box, he found that it was a pear blossom wooden box inside.
Under the blowing of the early morning breeze, Xun Yu can still smell the faint fragrance of pear blossom wood.
"Ah, I guess it was a misunderstanding just now, this kid is actually packaged in pear blossom wood, it's really heartfelt!"
Xun Yu looked at the box and couldn't help but nod, approving that a child can be taught.
"This kid is really, it takes so much effort to apprentice to a teacher, it's very heartfelt!"
This also shows that Cao Shuo really wants to worship Xun Yu as a teacher and study hard.
Xun Yu smiled slightly, opened the box and saw that there was a piece of yellow silk.
In ancient times, only the royal family could use yellow silk, but now it is wrapped in gifts, adding a bit of mystery and nobility.
"It's like a cup!" Xun Yu touched it, and his heart was overjoyed.
"Where did this kid find out that I like cups, it's really heartfelt!"
However, Xun Yu opened it and saw that it contained a piece of bamboo.
"This ...... What is it? ”
Xun Yu was very confused.
This bamboo is about ten centimeters long and about five centimeters in diameter, and it runs through the front and back, so I don't know what it's used for!
"What is this?"
Xun Yu was still very confused, and picked up the bamboo again to take a closer look, there were still some wet things inside, and when I touched it with my hands, it was still sticky.
"No, it's an ornament......"
Suddenly, Xun Yu remembered what his subordinates had just said about rejuvenating their youth!
"This ...... I get it! ”