Art comes from life, isn't it? Wang Hou: This is the classic Internet fraud model of later generations!

Add WeChat with you first, chat, spend ten days and half a month to warm up the relationship, and then you can borrow money, what father was suddenly hospitalized, mother's aunt committed it, and the puppy raised at home Huahua birth control surgery or something, wait for your money to take out, let's block it and then don't contact.

It's just that there is no net in this era, and Wang Hou didn't pretend to be a girl, so he went into battle shirtless, relying on his "personality charm" to conquer Lu Bu and the officials of Xuzhou, and then launched the emperor to sell it miserably, you see, the money and grain are not in hand!

And Lu Dada's promise is not over, on the one hand, he is wearing a hat similar to Zhuge Liang in the TV series, and he is also wearing a green shirt, in short, the handsome young guy is still indignantly hugged his fist.

"What Lord Wang said is extremely true! The lord is worried about the minister, humiliates the lord, humiliates the minister, and dies! Your Majesty is hungry and cold, but we are in brocade clothes and jade food, listening to Lord Wang's blunt words, Chen's heart is really like a knife, and the Chen family is willing to give 5,000 stones of grain, 3,000 pieces of cloth, 100 slaves and maids, and 300 altars of wine and oil to repay Your Majesty!"

Good guys, if you overfulfill your tasks, can you do the excess yourself? With a grateful look, Wang Hou cried and cried, and he was happy.

However, there are always obstacles, and just when the big guys are enthusiastically donating money and materials, a heavy cough sounded violently.

"Since Your Majesty is so miserable in Xuchang, Prime Minister Cao Cheng is unable to support Your Majesty, why didn't Your Majesty come to Xuzhou! Offshore Xuzhou, the benefits of fish and salt are abundant, and His Majesty's bedroom should be worry-free!"

is also surnamed Chen, the gap is so big! Chen Deng is a handsome guy who is "kind-hearted" and "lively and cheerful"! Chen Gong is a scheming old ghost, gloomy with a rigid old face as if others owe him 1,200 taels, he stood up from his seat and bowed heavily.

Originally, she was listening to the money and food in the back, and it was rare for the little girl to laugh like a small flower, but as soon as these words came out, her little face froze, full of nervousness, and stared at Wang Hou's back.

Wang Hou, who listened to this sentence, was stunned, what kind of joke was he making, coercing the Son of Heaven to order the princes! Such a big righteous advantage wants to get you to Xuzhou? It's so beautiful to think about!

However, after being stunned for a while, Wang Hou actually opened his mouth and won the battle! was even more grateful, and he bowed heavily: "Old General Chen is really my Han Chunchen!" I believe that after hearing the sincere words of General Chen, Your Majesty will definitely be happy to go!"

"Old general, please prepare to build the palace, I don't know whether it is located in Pengcheng or Xiapicheng, and Dong Cheng, Wang Zifu, Zhong Shen and other royal relatives and three princes and nine kings and other adults will also come, the mansion of the adults also ask the lord to bother, and then where is the imperial village? Your Majesty still needs three thousand textile show girls, and ......"

"Lord Wang!"

Not to mention Lu Bu, even if Chen Deng, who was generous just now, his face was slightly green, and he had to bear the disadvantages of coercing the Son of Heaven to order the princes, first of all, the royal expenses were not a small amount, and secondly, how could the Han ministers in the old days be fuel-efficient lamps, and a large group of guys came back to occupy the house, and there was a place for the Xuzhou scholars to eat? Hurriedly interrupting Wang Hou's "excited" gushing words, Chen Deng hugged his fist helplessly.

"Xuchang is near Luoyang, it is in the world, Xuzhou is close to the sea, the dark side, it is not where the dragon gas is, the Son of Heaven moved to Xuzhou, how is Guanzhong good? Please be cautious and think twice! ”

"Such ......"

As if extremely disappointed, after a few seconds of pause, Wang Hou then "helplessly" hugged his fist: "What Lord Chen said is very true, it is Wang Menglang!" ”

On the one hand, Chen Gong's old face rose from owing him 1,200 taels to 1,800 taels, originally he didn't plan that the emperor could come, Cao Cao would not let go, he meant to suppress Wang Hou, let Wang Hou refuse, Lu Bu's moody temper naturally made him unhappy, and he didn't need to give him any materials, Xuzhou Group was hostile to Cao Cao, it was a big gain, I didn't expect this guy to be bold and really fat! A three-inch tongue was stunned to say that Xuzhou was speechless, and took the initiative to give up, he also gave a step down, as if it was he who proposed to move to Xuzhou, not that Lu Bu couldn't afford it, he gave a big face, but also made his boss Lu Wenhou's face happy, and he saw his old face twitching.

However, Chen Gong's strength is revealed here, he knows how to advance and retreat, although he has lost a lot of face here, he is indeed so angry that his shoulders tremble, but Chen Gong actually knelt down and sat back in his position without saying a word, and poured the wine into the wine.

After this episode, Wang Hou, who had solved the big problem in his head, also became relaxed, and this Lu Bu picked up the wine jug to pour himself wine, and rushed to the front, this guy raised the wine glass with a smile on his face.

"Today is full of friends, and there are heroes like Brother Lu, Wang feels very arrogant, how about writing a poem to help the wine? Qin Shimingyue Han Shiguan, thousands of miles of journey people have not returned! But so that the gods will be warm, what is called Humadu Yin Mountain! Drink! ”

"Good poetry, good poetry!"

In the midst of praise, even Chen Deng, who was in Lu Ying's heart and in Han, couldn't help but shake his head, I really didn't know that Prime Minister Cao Cheng found this superb sycophant there, and he couldn't find the north of Lu Renzhong.

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Even if the alcohol content of this era is low, but he is arrogant, and after a few jars of wine in a row, Wang Hou finally got drunk, and came out with a drunken fist, while shouting in a daze.

"Drink! I can still drink! In our company, Lao Tzu is known as the fairy in wine! Come again, I, General Lu, is mighty, one Lu, two Zhao, three Dianwei, what kind of thing does he Zhang Fei, I have to go to the sixth!"

The little face was full of helplessness, holding his sleeve, the little girl staggered out step by step, but before he could walk out of the courtyard where the banquet hall was located, a subordinate in green clothes stopped in front of him with his head down.

"Lord Wang, please stay! Today, General Lu is very happy, and he specially entertains Lord Wang in the upper room of the inner house! Please follow the little one, please do it! ”

In this era, entertaining valuable guests with maids and even concubines can also be regarded as a romantic affair among nobles and scholars, following Cao Cao's side, Cao Hongjie is naturally accustomed to it, although it is a cold snort of disdain, she naturally supports Wang Hou and follows the servant in the green coat and hat to the inner house.

But she didn't pay attention to it, in the corner, the old face of the 1,800 taels Chen Gong was revealed, those eyes, aged but gloomy, looked at the backs of the two of them coldly, a sneer appeared at the corner of her mouth, shook her head and slammed away.

Man, the geometry of losing in his lower body is also more!

…….……

Under the moonlight, following the little guy, he entered the courtyard twice in a row, seeing that the lead was ahead, who knew that this kung fu covered his throat, Wang Hou shook off the arm of the little girl, and suddenly rushed to the root of the big tree and vomited violently, the smell of wine made Cao Hongjie couldn't help pinching his nose and frowning.

"It's right there, just ahead! Bath water has been prepared for adults! ”

There seemed to be a little panic in his tone, and the servant in green clothes took the initiative to support Wang Hou's arm in a hurried tone, but who knew that with a sudden flick of his sleeve, Wang Hou stumbled him again.

"Yes, where do you want to pull Lao Tzu to! Don't think that when Lao Tzu is drunk, he wants to dance the routine of immortals, Lao Tzu doesn't eat your set! ”

Looking at this guy's appearance full of nonsense, Cao Hongjie was also a little anxious, and shouted with some annoyance: "General Lu arranged for the concubines to serve, what kind of immortals jumped, people are kind, you filthy people don't want to go quickly?" ”

However, this sentence ignited all the new and old hatreds of Wang Houxin this time, pointing at Cao Hongjie's nose, he also roared and shouted.

"What a service! If I don't go, I'll take a fancy to you today! You warm the bed for Lao Tzu! ”

"How dare you ......"

Half angry, half surprised, a pair of big eyes full of disbelief, Cao Hongjie's fists clenched in an instant, and roared angrily.

In the stunned eyes of the servant in green clothes, Wang Hou's violent temper also came up, and he also flicked his sleeves arrogantly: "What dare you dare!" Lao Tzu will let you warm the bed, what's the matter! I don't want food anymore! ”

She was trembling with anger, but a sentence of food was like a dead hole to hold Cao Hongjie hostage, this was the first time Cao Cao sent a task to her, she was so eager to complete it! Seeing that Wang Hou was like a drunk man who quarreled with his wife, he scolded and turned his head to the outer house, hesitated for a few seconds, she gritted her teeth fiercely, and her military boots were hurried, and she followed.

"Lord Wang! General Lu ......"

was so anxious that he was about to vomit blood, and the servant in green clothes hurriedly beckoned from behind, but at this juncture, in the courtyard that he was about to be brought into, a soft reprimand rang out violently.

"Three watches in the middle of the night, who is noisy and noisy here, I don't want my head!"

"Mrs. Ren!"

After a sentence, the green-clothed slave who listened to it trembled like a plague chicken for a moment, and fell to his knees with a bang, kowtowing incessantly.

"Back to Madame's words, the Imperial Court Angel King went straight to the inner house after getting drunk, and made a lot of noise, which alarmed Madame, and the little one died without rejecting it!"

was so angry that her face turned red, and she was about to open her mouth to scold, but this Mrs. Ren Hongchang Ren suddenly frowned again, and suddenly asked quickly and hurriedly.

"This Lord Wang broke into the inner house, what about Lord Hou Chenghou of the inner house? Why didn't it stop? ”

"...... Hou, Lord Hou?"

Momentarily, the face of the servant in Tsing Yi was as white as a ghost.

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On the other side, the outer mansion is the residence of the court envoys!

With a bang, the door was slammed shut, and it was slammed shut, as if he was about to single out Lu Bu, Cao Hongjie's little face was flushed, and his heart was beating wildly, but his pace was extremely heavy, and it took a long time to rub in front of the window.

"You waste, you ......, do you really want Miss Ben to warm your bed?"

"That's it! I want you to warm the bed! Otherwise, you don't want food!"

Wang Hou, who had drunk too much, was paralyzed on the bed in a daze after pulling out his robe, and he was still gritting his teeth and shouting with an index finger.

However, he ran into Cao Hongjie, who had the same tendon, and her face turned blood-red, and she gritted her teeth and roared in a low voice.

"If you want to die, Miss Ben will fulfill you!"

As she spoke, she suddenly ripped open the strap tightly tied around her waist, and in the loud sound, the heavy leaf armor smashed to the ground, the thick robe was untied, and underneath, a soft and delicate body was revealed............