Shao Zifu swaggered back to the city wall with the ointment in his hand, and many people saw this bloody captain along the way, and couldn't help but say that this guy is hard, so he won't die. Back at the wall, Shao Zifu saw that Zhang Xiaowu and a few other people were hooking shoulders and backs, so he was angry, walked over and kicked him, and said, "Give me a place!" ”

"Whoa! Master Wu! Zhang Xiaowu twisted his butt with a smile, didn't let him an inch, Shao Zifu pretended to kick him, sat on the side with his buttocks, Zhang Xiaowu was squeezed aside, grinned with his teeth, and asked with concern: "Chief Wu, what's wrong with your injury?" Broken, or broken? In fact, it doesn't matter what kind of arm injury, just don't hurt the bird, otherwise you will cry when you look at ......the beauty."

"Fuck off!" Shao Zifu smiled and scolded, but he was much more comfortable, and said: "You little rabbit cub, your hair hasn't grown together, and you actually arranged me." It's just that he was smashed on his forearm by Inuyi's spear, and it's okay, it's very strong. ”

Zhang Xiaowu dismantled the stage and said: "Yo hey, it's okay for you to take the ointment?" Strong you're dancing arms. ”

Shao Zifu said: "I am the captain of the army, you are the commander of the army, no big or small." ”

Zhang Xiaowu said with a smile: "You are the commander of the army, of course you are the commander of the army, if you live for a few more days, you may still be long, and if you live longer, you will become a captain, a captain, a military candidate, or even a general, don't you say?" ”

"It's you big-headed ghost!" Shao Zifu turned over and found a comfortable position to lie down, and said, "Xiao Wu, have you ever killed someone before joining the army?" I think you're very comfortable with killing. ”

Zhang Xiaowu said seriously: "No, I am a good person, and the fortune teller said that I am the reincarnation of a good man in the tenth generation, and I should enjoy great wealth today." ”

Shao Zifu laughed and said, "You birdman is also kind? ”

"Nature is a good man, don't you believe it? If you look at my face carefully, is it written with two big words of good people? Zhang Xiaowu said with a dry smile. In his previous life, he had killed a turtle, but he had killed the turtle at home because he was too fed.

"Whew!" Shao Zifu said.

Zhang Xiaowu smiled and lay back, leaning on the wooden shield, he took off his helmet, looked at the clear sky in a daze, the wind blew across his cheeks, and it was a little cold. He used to be half a nerd, and after crossing over to a fool, he may have been so negative that his mind suddenly cleared up a lot, and he also realized a lot of things that he had never thought about before. For example, why he was promoted in the unit was because the curator faction and the secretary faction in the unit competed for power, and in order to prevent the other party from profiting from tearing each other down, he made him, a college student from other places, a section chief.

"The snipe and the clam compete, the fisherman profits, and the man should be opportunistic, or—lucky." Zhang Xiaowu muttered to himself.

"What do you say?" Shao Zifu asked, snatched Zhang Xiaowu's water bladder, and drank it on his back, but he couldn't pour it out, and the kettle was empty. He secretly screamed bad luck and threw it directly to Li Xiang, and ordered: "Li Xiaolang, quickly go and fill the water and come back-this water bladder is heavier than water, next time change to a light one." ”

"Whoa." Li Xiang looked at Zhang Xiaowu, meaning why he didn't ask him to irrigate, but when he saw the two of them talking and laughing again, he sighed secretly in his heart, Xiao Wu has Wu Chang as a backer, and he bullies himself in everything, and he can irrigate himself.

Zhang Xiaowu smiled and gestured: "Actually, this water bladder is a weapon, the scientific name is sheep bag mallet, there is no sword blade in battle, we can wield the water bladder to smash Inuyi." ”

"Nonsense, I believe in your ghosts!" Shao Zifu knew that he was talking nonsense, so he couldn't help laughing, and his body twitched as if he had fallen into an evil spirit. He liked the lad's attitude, but he liked his luck even more.

This kid was really lucky, the siege of the city for 19 days, except for a few days ago when he fell off the city wall, there were hardly any extra wounds on his body, and the arrows were all around him. Naturally, it is not excluded that this kid has strong martial arts, Shao Zifu has seen this Zhang Xiaolang kill the enemy, and every move and style is not dragged in the mud and water, if it is not trained since childhood, ordinary people do not have this ability. He saw Zhang Xiaowu take out a dirty cloth from his arms and wipe the blood on his face, so he asked, "Hurt?" You're actually hurt? Come, celebrate. ”

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, my face is the blood of the Yue people, not mine." Zhang Xiaowu wiped his face, but instead of wiping off the bloodstains, he shad his cheeks painfully, and the pain made him grin.

Shao Zifu suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "You killed at least eight dogs just now, and after I report it, you will have to make a great achievement." ”

"You're scared to death." Zhang Xiaowu felt a little disgusted when he recalled the killing, at that time his attention was on killing the enemy, and he didn't want to recall everything at the moment of killing afterwards. He slowly took care of his clothes and armor, and the uniforms of the soldiers of the Holy Han Forbidden Army were navy blue shirts and yellow leather armor, and because of the troops sent to the Northern Wasteland, each person was issued a set of cotton clothes, which were not very comfortable to wear, and from time to time lice crawled out. He now felt that there were insects moving on his skin, scratched, and his heart was very helpless, a dignified modern person actually had to live such a sloppy life again, maybe he made some big mistake in his last life, God first let him be stoned to death by a falling object from a high altitude, and then let him fight as a soldier - maybe if he was killed, he would die twice.

"What did I do in my last life?" Zhang Xiaowu thought wonderingly, "Is it punching the Nanshan Nursing Home, kicking the Beihai Kindergarten, kicking the blind and scolding the dumb, and picking up the pants of other old ladies?" I deserve to be so unlucky? ”

"What do you think?" Shao Zifu pushed him with his other uninjured elbow, and Zhang Xiaowu came back to his senses and sighed: "I just want to break through and escape from the city now, but now I am promoted to a captain, what can I do?" It's like we fell into a 100-meter-deep pit, and the pit is full of gold and silver jewelry. Well, nature is good, but you can't get out of a 100-meter deep pit, what's the use of asking for these jewels? If you want me to say, instead of promoting me to lieutenant, you should reward me with a woman. ”

The others around laughed and coaxed Shao Zifu: "It depends on your captain's ability, see if he can trick you into a bride and come back." ”

Shao Zifu was so angry that he kicked over, and scolded with a smile: "Do your Spring and Autumn dreams, you still want a woman, and you are still a school captain?" Impetuous, too impetuous! You are a captain, and I am still a military candidate! ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Even if you are a soldier, you can be trapped here, what is the difference between you and a pawn?" ”

Shao Zifu thought for a while and said firmly: "I believe that the prince will definitely send reinforcements!" Can he still sit back and watch the tens of thousands of armies annihilated? ”

"The prince - hehe - forget it." Zhang Xiaowu pursed his lips in disdain, stretched his waist, got up and rubbed his buttocks, sat for too long, and his buttocks hurt from the stones on the ground. The crown prince led the army for the first time, and the war made him fight like this, comparable to Zhao Kuo on paper, Zhang Xiaowu squatted down and said: "Instead of waiting for him to send an army to rescue, it is better for us to find a way to break out of the encirclement, it is much better than pinning our hopes on others." ”

Shao Zifu asked, "Do you have a way?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu spread his hands and smiled: "If I had a way, I would have escaped a long time ago." ”

Shao Zifu glared at him, and said in his heart, what nonsense are you talking about.

After a while, Li Xiang came with a few water bladders, and everyone took turns to drink water, and Zhang Xiaowu stood up again, looking at the enemy camp tent in the desert outside the city and the sunset in the distance, and sighed again. Shao Zifu also stood up, patted the dust on his body, and the two were silent for a long time, watching the sun gradually set, and watching a flock of birds fly in the sky.

Zhang Xiaowu suddenly turned around and said, "Captain Wu, there's nothing to do left and right, let's talk?" ”

"Talk about your grandfather, don't talk about it! Impetuous! Shao Zifu glared back, "Wait for the captain's order, go back and sleep well at night." ”

Zhang Xiaowu licked his face and smiled, and said to himself: "The dog has surrounded us for nineteen days, Wu Chang, guess what they are going to do?" ”

"I'm just a captain, and I only know a thousand words, if you ask me, who do I ask." Shao Zifu said.

"Siege Wei to save Zhao." Zhang Xiaowu pretended to smile deeply.

Shao Zifu hurriedly asked: "What is Wei Wei to save Zhao, and how to do it?" The others also gathered around, stretching their necks and waiting for his answer, everyone wanted to know how long this kind of perseverance would last, the siege had been nineteen days, and every day they watched Pao Ze die in battle, maybe the next one would be themselves, and no one could stand this torment.