Zhang Xiaowu looked at the other soldiers left and right, and he was really idle, so he teased him and said: "This is all my own conjecture, whether it is right or not, you should have fun." Wu Chief, look at ......" He squatted on the ground, took out the sand from the sandbag of the loophole, arranged it into several small sand piles, pointed to the sand piles and continued: "Our Han army originally had five cities in the Saibei Wasteland, namely Jincheng, Mucheng, Water City, Fire City and Tucheng, and outside the Two Wolf Pass is Mucheng, which is also where the Qinglong Army is heavy, and the 120,000 Qinglong army is gathered on the front line of Yashan Jincheng, as for our Tucheng?" It is lonely in the eastern part of the Saibei Wasteland, and it is a pity to leave it useless and abandon it. The reason why our 27th Regiment stayed here is entirely because we are the forbidden army of the Holy Han Empire, and the five cities of Jinmu, Water, Fire and Earth were occupied by the Inuyi Water City and Fire City, for the great face of the Holy Han Empire, for the glory of the empire, and for the face of the Central Plains Dynasty, we had to send some people to stay in Tucheng - that is, our 27th Regiment These big fools. ”

Shao Zifu said: "We are big fools? More people came around, and even Shi Chang Feng Bin squatted aside and listened to his nonsense happily.

Zhang Xiaowu smiled and did not answer, and continued: "In the battle of Saibei, the Wuhuan Empire inserted a bar, nothing more than to enter the Central Plains, and to enter the Central Plains, it is necessary to conquer the Two Wolf Pass, which has been built for more than 200 years, and the city is strong, how can it be so easy to overcome, and the Wuhuan people are not stupid." So I guess that they attacked one city after another, so that our Shenghan army continued to transfer troops into the grassland, killing and injuring the living force of our Han army in the field battle. ”

"What is a living force, and what does it mean?" One soldier asked, and the others were puzzled.

"You can understand it as a man, that is, he keeps killing our Han men, so that my saint Han will have no men in the future." Zhang Xiaowu shook his head and dropped his bookbag.

"Sure enough, it's Inuyi, it's too vicious." The crowd scolded.

Zhang Xiaowu said again: "In addition, I guess that the Wuhuan people let the people of the Inuyi tribes take turns to attack the city, on the one hand, they consume our Tucheng soldiers, and on the other hand, they borrow our hands to kill the servants of the country. Those people are just their lackeys, but if there are more lackeys than the master, the master is afraid that they will bite back......"

Shao Zifu stared at Zhang Xiaowu with his eyes and asked, "Xiao Wu, ...... you Where did you learn all this? Isn't your grandfather a dart master? I think you know more than the general. ”

Zhang Xiaowu smiled mysteriously, stroked his non-existent beard, and pretended to be in a profound state.

"Xiao Junlang, your grandfather won't be a reclusive general, right?" A soldier quipped.

"! If Grandpa Xiao Wu is a general, then Xiao Wu will become the son of the world. ”

"I think Xiao Wu may also be the son of the world, you see that the family is so handsome, if it is in Longdu, how many old ladies are willing to spend money to see him."

Zhang Xiaowu kicked over, kicked the soldier who arranged him aside, and said with nonsense: "If I were the son of the world, I would definitely behead all of you unlucky people, one by one with a moldy spirit, and you will not be able to eat and sleep well." However, I have a master, he lives in the mountains, he is strong in martial arts, has unique skills, and knows the art of war and knows all kinds of things! I'm his close disciple! Zhang Xiaowu pretended to be mysterious and whetted everyone's appetite, "I think when I was eight years old, when he saw me, he immediately knelt on his knees and raised his hands and shouted, Xiao Langjun, I see that you are talented and intelligent, and you are a rare talent in a hundred years, how about I take you as an apprentice?" When I saw his Immortal Wind Dao Bone Weapon, I knew that he was a great power! So he reluctantly became his apprentice! Whoever made him beg me pitifully, you say a lonely old man, so begging, I can increase the refusal. ”

The people around him were so angry that they said that you can't see how special this guy is, but he didn't expect to be hit by the immortal, and he didn't really have eyes.

"Tell me, tell me, what about the story?" Shao Zifu asked, and the others were also busy saying, "Yes, who is this old man?" What are the skills? ”

More and more people around him listened to the story, and they actually surrounded him, and they were very interested in this old story. Now in this era where it is so monotonous that a casual roar can be regarded as music, Zhang Xiaowu's such a strange story suddenly attracted everyone, stretching his neck one by one, much like a sentry African meerkat.

Zhang Xiaowu couldn't help but snort and laughed, everyone was anxious, let him continue, he cleared his throat and continued to talk nonsense: "My master is called Xiaoyaozi, and he is happy all his life and does not want to be bound by the miscellaneous things in the world, he only wants to play the world, and when he is old, he finds that he does not have a serious apprentice who can inherit his knowledge, so he sees me who is talented and intelligent." He asked me what I was learning from him, and he said that he had eight world skills, but he could only pass on one of them. Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what these eight stunts are? ”

"I don't know, I'd like to hear about it!" Everyone asked with staring eyes.

Zhang Xiaowu cleared his throat, slapped his thigh, and said as if he was talking about stand-up comedy: "Objectively, do you know that these eight stunts are: poetry, calligraphy, wine, medicine, chess, strategy, strategy, and martial arts!" The first stunt is poetry, and the so-called poetry is naturally a talent for writing poetry. Ladies and gentlemen, you have heard of the poet immortal Li Bai's poetry saint Du Fu, those people are first-class eternal romantic figures, the master said that if I learn his poetic talent, I will be a poet like Li Bai in the future, and naturally he is also a romantic figure in the literary world. This second stunt book, naturally is the word empowerment of the composition of the scientific examination, the master said that I learned this stunt, in the future the gold list title of the top three, the horse and the dragon are hundreds of thousands of flowers, the golden crown is full of prosperity. The third stunt is wine, you don't underestimate this wine skill, the so-called wine skill is actually a stunt of winemaking, my master is very good at winemaking, his winemaking skills are the first in the world, is the palace jade liquor in the palace, its taste is far less than my master brewed tenth. The fourth stunt is naturally the medical skill that can live the flesh and blood of life, and if I learn his medical skills, I will become the first doctor in the world. The fifth stunt chess, if you learn it, you will become the world's first chess player saint, you also know that today's saint likes to play chess the most, if I learned to play chess with the master at that time, now I will not be here with you miscellaneous hairs with knives and spears to kill dogs. ”

"Who told you not to learn this, that not to learn, are you stupid or stupid? What exactly did you learn? Someone asked from the side.

"yes, what the hell have you learned? What are the other three stunts? ”

Zhang Xiaowu bared his teeth and said: "Still don't listen?" How did you choreograph me? ”

"You keep talking, you keep talking." Shao Zifu kicked the mouthy man and said with a smile.

Zhang Xiaowu got up, raised his sword on his shoulder, and said with a grin: "This sixth skill is conspiracy, the so-called conspiracy is not a conspiracy, but the talent of the prime minister. The seventh stunt is the strategy, that is, the talent of the general, how to lead thousands of troops and horses across the world. Ladies and gentlemen, if you learn the tricks, you wait-forget it, you can't understand it, a bunch of old hats. ”

A few soldiers said angrily: "Hey, you yellow-toothed boy, you have arranged us." ”

Zhang Xiaowu continued to laugh and said: "Well, the last stunt is martial arts, my master said that if I learn martial arts from him, I will be the number one master in the world in the future, and the top ten masters of Longdu will not be my opponent even if they are added together." Everyone, everyone, everyone! Guess what, which stunt did I choose in the end? If you had a choice, what would you choose? ”

"Which one?"

"yes, which one?"

"If I choose, I will definitely learn to write articles, and I will be the top student in the exam, and then I won't be able to get a Jinshi and the ground——"

"You can pull it down, you can only read a dozen words so far, you can write your own name and then talk about it."

"Eh, if I choose, I will definitely choose martial arts, become the number one master in the world, come and go without a trace, kill whoever you want to be happy. When I saw the Jiangyang thief and the dog official, I killed him first. ”

"Xiao Wu, what did you choose? You're not going to choose to be a general, are you? ”

"I've always felt that Xiao Wu is a general."

"That's right, Xiao Wu is definitely better than the crown prince."

"It's a person who is stronger than the prince!"

"Shhh

"Beware of! If the prince is okay, can our group be trapped in Tucheng? ”

Shao Zifu said: "Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, let's listen to what Xiao Wu chosen." ”