Chapter 17 Temporary Workers
"Poof!"
After Liu Xie finished speaking, if he hadn't reacted fast enough, he was afraid that Ling Hujun would have to spray all the sweet water on his face.
"What did you say?"
Ling Hujun looked at him in surprise: "Don't talk nonsense! This kind of joke is not to be made! I didn't hear anything you said, and if you continue to mess around like this, I'll leave. ”
Saying that, Ling Hujun turned around and really wanted to leave.
But it's easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down, not to mention that the mountain is full of potholes and traps, and it is absolutely impossible for Liu Xie to let him slip away in front of his eyes.
"Wait!"
With a soft drink, Liu Xie quickly grabbed in front of him in two steps and blocked his way: "You are going to leave so soon, have you forgotten what we agreed yesterday?" ”
"Of course I haven't forgotten the agreement, but you don't choose what you say, and you dare to pretend to be the saint today! A madman like you, why should I be with you? ”
In fact, Ling Hujun's words were very contrary to his intentions......
Uncle Wang Ling's admonition, plus what this guy said now.
The two worked together, and he immediately knew that the person in front of him was not lying, he was really the emperor!
It is precisely because of this that he must get out as soon as possible.
His careful thinking, coupled with his mature acting skills, is estimated to not be recognized even if he is placed in front of Cao Cao.
But it is very unfortunate that the "emperor" Liu Xie in front of him has been in contact with marketing, how can he hide this little trick from the other party?
"Don't go."
Liu Xie stopped him, his smiling eyes were full of sincerity: "If I didn't guess wrong, you recognized my identity and ran away on purpose, right?" I don't think you want to make the fox Gongzhi, and you are also a timid person. ”
"Huh?"
As soon as he heard this, Ling Hujun's face sank.
Did he see through his own mind?
Thinking of this, Ling Hujun took a deep breath, deliberately pretended to look at a neurotic expression on his face, and squinted at the other party:
"Do you think that if there is a random person on the street and says that he is the emperor, I will believe it?"
As he spoke, Ling Hujun squeezed forward and left, but at this moment, Liu Xie took out something from his arms and shook it in front of his eyes, completely blocking his way.
"You say I lied to you? You just take a good look at it, do you recognize this thing!"
What Liu Xie is holding in his hand at the moment is a small seal, but it has a very meaning, because it is a unique Tian Huangshi seal in the palace.
In this era, Tian Huangshi is a very precious and rare treasure, and only the emperor and empress are qualified to use it in the palace, even if it is the powerful Cao Cao, he is not qualified.
Tian Huangshi!
Day!
The scolding in the bottom of Linghu Jun's heart has too many complex emotions, surprise, excitement, fear, and even regret.
All in all, mixed tastes.
"Now, do you still want to say you don't believe it?"
Tian Huangshi is Liu Xie's "ID card", and his identity is clear at this moment, and then, of course, it is the moment of pretending to be in the spotlight.
Liu Xie deliberately snorted his throat, lowered his voice, and looked at him indifferently: "How is it, Ling Hujun, who do you think I am?!" ”
"I, you, he ......"
Ling Hujun's mouth squirmed, but he couldn't say a complete word.
Liu Xie grabbed him at this time, pulled him aside, and muttered in his ear.
"I know that you may not be able to accept it for a while, or maybe you already know, but it doesn't matter, Linghu Jun, in fact, I have been paying attention to you for a long time!"
Pull the big banner and pull the tiger skin, anyway, bragging is not taxable, and bragging doesn't cost money, Liu Xie simply used a big move to elevate himself to a more mysterious realm.
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the corners of Hu Jun's eyebrows suddenly raised, even if he tried his best to control himself and not peek, but he still lost to his own micro-expression in the end.
Now, Liu Xie knew that his trick had worked.
Frightened him, what do you want him to do next, isn't this guy still obedient?
When he came to no man's land, Liu Xie began to concave his shape, standing as straight as a spear to the sky, and his eyes revealed the domineering spirit of a king.
"Ling Hujun, I have been observing you all the time, of course, I also know your current situation, as well as some things before, so I specially asked you to meet you, to see if you are a talent, but now it seems that you still need to exercise."
"You...... No, Your Majesty. ”
Ling Hujun finally changed his words, looked at Liu Xie's gaze, and showed a little respect: "Your Majesty, I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't understand what you mean, it's an honor to be able to be favored by you, but I Ling Hujun's ability is limited, and I don't seem to be worthy of serving Your Majesty, so ......"
"You know you're not worthy?"
Linghu Jun: "......"
One second you praised me, and the next second you said I wasn't worthy?
Ling Hujun looked deflated, and he didn't know what the little emperor's routine was.
The corners of Liu Xie's mouth rose, and he smiled lightly: "It's good that you can have this kind of self-knowledge, but people can't be arrogant, I know some of your skills." So I'm going to give you a chance to show it now, are you willing to accept it? ”
Liu Xie proudly threw out an olive branch, believing that Ling Hujun would definitely surrender because of his mysterious charm.
However, the truth is a big surprise.
Ling Hujun said a word, and Liu Xie almost spurted out all the old blood.
"Your Majesty, I know your kindness, but since the last failure, I have no intention of continuing to be an official, at least not yet."
"What do you say? Don't plan to become an official? ”
Liu Xie's eyes widened to look at him, and he replied so unexpectedly, which was really a little unexpected.
However, can this stump Lao Tzu?
With a roll of his eyes, Liu Xie thought about it and threw a word that was definitely trend-setting at that time to him: "Linghu Jun, do you still want to be an official?" Hahaha! I think you're thinking too much, so I'll tell you the truth, this time I've given you a chance, and it's just a temporary job! ”
Temporary workers, commonly known as the Blame Bearer Squad.
Whenever they encounter any problems, they will be selflessly elected and embark on a bright road with their backs.
This word was the first time Ling Hujun had heard of it, and it immediately aroused his interest: "Your Majesty, what is a temporary worker, why haven't I heard of it?" ”
"There's so much more you haven't heard of."
Liu Xie smiled and looked at him mysteriously.
"It's a challenging job, and if you do it well, it's not impossible. But if something goes wrong...... I'm sorry, then you'll have to eat the consequences, I don't know anything. But it looks like you're not up to the job. ”
"Good!"
Since ancient times, please be better than agitated generals, Liu Xie's words directly stimulated Ling Hujun's already injured heart, and he directly agreed.
Pe
fect!
Seeing this, Liu Xie almost couldn't help but raise his eyebrows at him.
This time, Ling Hujun frowned, grandma bear, how could he have a feeling of being fooled......
Ling Hujun's eyebrows flashed at this moment, and Liu Xie suddenly felt bad, damn! Is this guy waking up?
Sure enough, people with a little ability are not easy to deceive, they just rely on their mouths, and they still can't convince the other party, it seems that no matter when, fists are the last word.
Okay, since that's the case, then you might as well let Lao Tzu give you another dose of ruthlessness, you have to kneel on the ground and call Dad.
Thinking of this, Liu Xie's eyes rolled, and he suddenly asked a question about the sand sculpture: "Gongzhi, look at your appearance, you seem to be very confident in yourself, right?" ”
"Confidence? No! ”
Ling Hujun has really woken up, knowing that he has just been fooled, but in front of the emperor, it will definitely not work if he wants to break his word and play a scoundrel, the only way to maintain the future is to make him dislike himself, if he wants to solve the problem, he can take his reputation too seriously!
Thinking of this, the corners of Ling Hujun's mouth twitched, and the yin and yang became angry: "The villain just thinks that His Majesty has capable people all over the world, and there are only a few people below, what is the way?" For now, it's just that Your Majesty can afford it! ”
Ling Hujun deliberately belittled himself, first praised Liu Xie highly, he thought that as long as he was like this, the emperor would be disgusted if he said a few words.
But he didn't think about it, he was smart but was mistaken by being smart, and his actions like this were in Liu Xie's arms!