Good boy, play with Lao Tzu, let's see.

Since you are playing tricks here, it is better for me to add a little strength to you, so that you are completely nothing.

Liu Xie looked at his appearance, a trace of sharpness flashed in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised: "You are right, I do have countless capable people in my hands, there are five or eight of you, and forty of you, all of them said that they are temporary workers, and they are just a few people." ”

"You!"

Linghu Jun has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, with some gangsterism on his body, and he was dissed by him again at this moment, and his heart suddenly became angry, but with the experience just now, he also became smarter, and with a roll of his eyes, he actually drew a circle with Liu Xie: "Your Majesty, if you say so, it seems that it doesn't matter if you use a villain or not a villain, it's better to just do it and let me go." ”

"Oh?"

Hearing this, a trace of cunning flashed in Liu Xie's eyes, this guy seemed to want to slip away, but it was just right, so let himself put a layer of shackles on him again.

Liu Xie looked at him, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly: "Why, it seems that you are very reluctant to follow me?" ”

"It's not ......"

Ling Hujun looked at Liu Xie's appearance, and muttered in his heart for a while, you are still the emperor, you don't have any self-knowledge at all, what will happen if you follow you?

Since you're grinding and chirping, then don't blame me for speaking badly.

"Ahem!"

Ling Hujun coughed deliberately, and then began to complain mode: "Your Majesty, if you want to redeem the villain, it's not that the villain doesn't want to follow you, it's mainly because who doesn't know the situation in the imperial court right now?" Your Majesty...... It's better to recuperate in the palace. ”

Although this is good at first hearing, if you think about it carefully, it is burying people without dirty words.

"So you look down on me!"

Liu Xie pretended to be angry: "Hmph! Ling Hujun, originally I really didn't look down on you, if you didn't want to, I wouldn't do anything, but now...... Hum! You person, I have really settled up, do you want to resist the decree and disrespect? ”

"What a fucking scoundrel!"

A curse in his heart, Ling Hu Jun's face was also moved: "Your Majesty, I have made the fox family always pass on the words 'serving the king to loyalty', and the villain does not hide it, since the words are on this, then good, the villain has only one request, if you want me to serve, you have to compete with me, if Your Majesty wins, the villain will follow you to life and death, if Your Majesty is unfortunately defeated, then the villain will not only not be able to wait, and in the future, Your Majesty will not be able to find trouble with my Linghu family, how?" ”

After Ling Hujun finished speaking, his contemptuous gaze stopped at Liu Xie.

Just kidding, aren't you endless? Aren't you tricking me? As the so-called one force will drop ten, just your thin arms and legs, don't you play to death?

However, Ling Hujun was also a little worried, what if the little emperor wouldn't agree to the competition because of his words?

However, Liu Xie's answer was simply jaw-dropping.

"Yes!"

"Huh?" Ling Hujun couldn't help it now, and his crooked eyes were full of mockery: "Your Majesty, you are a golden mouth, and there is no reason to regret what you say, otherwise think about it again?" The villain can wait. ”

"Nope! I've made up my mind, not to mention ......"

Speaking of this, Liu Xie paused deliberately and looked at him with ill will: "Gongzhi, the winner, it may not be you, if there is no something, will I propose this kind of competition?" ”

Yo, the little emperor is crazy enough!

To the surprise of Hu Jun, it is rumored in the world that the emperor is a useless coward, he can't bear it on his shoulders and can't lift it in his hands, although he won himself yesterday, but isn't that a scoundrel?

Today, you are still so arrogant!

Isn't this an egg hitting a stone?

Thinking of this, Ling Hujun's eyes couldn't help flashing a trace of cunning, since you are looking for death yourself, then it's no wonder that others, Lao Tzu's freedom is back again!

He agreed: "Since Your Majesty said so, Gongzhi has no reason to shirk it." ”

"Good!"

Seeing him like this, Liu Xie's eyes flashed with a sharp color, and he was very happy in his heart, and at the same time took out the routine he had prepared: "Gongzhi, I should come down in this competition, but as an emperor, I can't move those boulders and rolling logs with you, it's too rude, you and I might as well change our tricks." ”

As he spoke, he instructed Liu Jin: "Go, get two books." ”

"No."

Liu Jin didn't know what he was going to do, so he was busy preparing for it, and the books came after a while.

Liu Xie put together the two books one by one, and then threw them to Ling Hujun: "Gongzhi, can you pull these two books apart?" ”

"That's it?"

Ling Hujun only felt that the little emperor looked down on him, and almost spat out fragrant fragrance!

Just now he was worried that the little emperor would make something amazing, but now that he looks, he really thinks too much!

What kind of competition is this, just a child's game, it seems that the one who won today must be himself.

Thinking in his heart, Ling Hujun pinched the book left and right, and his arms struggled, and his knotted muscles burst out with tremendous power at this moment.

It's just that he originally thought that the books would be pulled apart, but he didn't think that these two books were like dying iron at the moment, no matter how hard he tried, he just didn't move!

"How is that possible?!"

Ling Hujun failed for the first time, and he was surprised and angry in his heart, and then gritted his teeth, and the green tendons on his neck burst out, but there was still no change.

Finally, after the half-burnt incense had passed, he took it.

Panasonic exerted his strength, Ling directly threw the two books on the ground, and looked at Liu Xie hatefully: "What is this!" Can't get it open at all! ”

"Oh?"

Liu Xie, who had been watching the excitement for a long time, stepped forward step by step at this moment, picked up the books on the ground in person, and looked at Ling Hujun with a smile: "What's the matter, Gongzhi, it seems that you have given up?" ”

"Give up!"

Although Ling Hujun was aggrieved in his heart, he didn't want to admit it, and strived: "I don't know what magic power this thing has, if you see the hell, you just can't get it open!" It's not me who blows, my two arms, to say the least, have the strength of 800 catties, if you compare, there are 3,000 catties, but ......"

But I can't open just two books!

"Your Majesty, can you pull it open?" He was angry and threw the problem he couldn't do to Liu Xie.

"Of course!"

As soon as these words came out, Hu Jun's eyes were full of disbelief, and the disdain in his eyes was about to overflow.

And that's exactly what Liu Xie needs.

Look, now you ignore it, and you won't be able to climb high and blind your titanium eyes!

To tell the truth, in this competition, Liu Xie played tricks, and the reason why Hu Jun couldn't pull this thing away was not because of his lack of strength, but because he was defeated by friction.

This kind of little trick of two books against each other, junior high school students all know, don't look at just two books against each other, but if you pull hard horizontally, let alone people, even two trucks are useless.

Because the lateral tension will only aggravate the friction, and if you want to pull away, the easiest way is to turn one side outward, one side up or down, destroy the friction balance force, and naturally pull away.

Liu Xie pretended to grit his teeth under Ling Hujun's slightly mocking gaze, and after acting for dozens of seconds, he separated the two books in a flash!