"Contemptible Li Yuanba!" It's just five words, but for literature and art, it's like a bolt from the blue!

Li Yuanba, the fourth son of Tang Gaozu Li Yuan and Empress Dou, and the twin brother of Li Shimin. It is a virtual character who appeared in the classical novel "Speaking of the Tang Dynasty" and the commentary "The Legend of the Xingtang Dynasty", "Wagang Heroes" and "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties". The first fierce general of the Sui and Tang dynasties, the head of the eighteen heroes of the Sui and Tang dynasties, is said to be the reincarnation of the golden-winged Dapeng eagle. The face is like a sick ghost, the bones are as thin as firewood, and the two arms have the strength of four elephants, and no one is invincible. and a pair of hammers, four hundred pounds each, weighing eight hundred pounds in total. The mount is "Wanli Cloud", which travels 10,000 times a day and 8,000 at night.

This is the record of Li Yuanba in the official history, and it can be said that the official history has denied the existence of this person, this is a figure who has been hollowed out by history like Sasaki Kojiro. And now! Li Yuanba stood alive in front of literature and art! The literary and artistic head short-circuited in an instant, and his eyes widened and he restarted his brain. After two breaths, the brain finally completed the initial restart, kneeling on the ground with a "poof", raising both hands high, leaning forward, the head close to the ground, and the buttocks with a little force, the standard five-body kneeling ceremony was perfectly completed. shouted in his mouth: "Little son-in-law Wenyi meets my father-in-law!" ”

The immortal Li Yuanba was taken aback by the gift of literature and art, and the immortal spirit that he worked hard to maintain was also washed away. Li Yuanba lifted Wenyi up from the ground and said, "Boy, stand up and speak well!" Don't be so surprised! ”

Wenyi greeted honestly: "Father-in-law, please come into the house, let's sit down and talk slowly." ”

Li Yuanba waved his hand and said: "No need, I came here this time for two things, first, my daughter Shu'er is only 15 years old, on behalf of the majority of readers, I strongly resist you to bring disaster to my daughter so early, if you want to marry Shu'er, you must wait until she is 20 years old." Second, there is an epistle to you. ”

Wenyi took the letter and said: "Father-in-law, the kid actually thinks the same way, but now the mainstream of society is to get married at the age of fourteen or fifteen, and I didn't plan to have sex with her so early..." ”

Li Yuanba smiled slightly: "I know more than 'marriage', I also know a lot of things, but now is not the time to tell you, I came this time mainly to send a letter, and now that the letter has been delivered, I am going back." If there are any problems, I'll talk about it after you settle Shu'er's affairs. I'll go too. Without waiting for literature and art to speak again, it floated up and disappeared into the moonlight like a cloud.

Wenyi opened his mouth and finally didn't say anything, looking at the card with a strong plastic texture in his hand, his eyelids couldn't help jumping! He is not the only one in this world! Literature and art looked up to the sky and roared: "My way is not lonely!" I'm not alone! ”

The high-pitched and excited voice echoed in the Xiangfu compound for a long time. Wen Erba, who heard the sound outside the hospital, was inexplicable.

Wenyi trotted back to his bedroom with the card in his hand, and after sending Wen Erba away, he gently pressed the button in the middle of the card. A beam of light shot out of the button, forming the image of an old man in a white robe, with a chest-length white beard and pointed ears, like the elves in fantasy novels.

The old man looked left and right and said, "Boy, I'm wearing pants, you can't see anything." Why don't you put me right? ”

Wenyi apologized and honestly put the card on the ground. Only then did the old man say satisfied: "Well, let me introduce myself first, I am Arthur, the person in charge of the left-behind base in the Great Western Kingdom." It's a pleasure to meet you, the traverser - literature and art. ”

Wenyi's eyes widened: "Great Western Kingdom? Atlantis? Are you real? ”

Arthur nodded: "Hearing you say that, it seems that our plan has succeeded. Thank you so much for telling me the news. To get back to the point, our people have been studying time and space for hundreds of years, and there is no such thing as a time traveler in theory. Do you know how shocked I was when I suddenly detected an orbiting satellite some time ago? According to historical development, it is absolutely impossible for the existing technology on the earth to build satellites. That's why after a few investigations, I discovered you, a typical time-traveler, and the technology of your era should be far above us. That's why I asked my disciple Yuanba to contact you, hoping to invite you to my country as a guest. It would be even more perfect to have another academic exchange. ”

Wenyi nodded and said, "It's a great honor to accept your invitation." I'll be setting off in a few days, can you tell me where you are, I'm also very curious about the Atlantean civilization. ”

Arthur smiled, "This card has my coordinates on it, so I'll take care of it." ”

Wen Yi: "Mr. Arthur, I have a lot of questions I want to ask, and I want to meet with you for other questions, but there is one question I would like to ask you to solve. ”

Arthur motioned for him to continue, and Literature and Art asked the hearts of the readers: "Why do you Atlantis speak Chinese?" ”

Arthur shrugged: "That's how the author set it, I can not only speak Mandarin and write simplified Chinese, but also Cantonese, Sichuan, Beijing, and Shanghainese." The native language of the aliens you meet in the future is also Chinese, so don't make such a fuss, it's normal. ”

Wenyi came to his senses and saluted Arthur with a fist: "Thank you, old man, for your doubts." Juniors will arrange the itinerary as soon as possible. ”

Arthur also clasped his fists and saluted: "You hold this card, through which you can contact me at any time." See you soon! After saying that, the figure disappeared in a flash.

Wenyi picked up the card on the ground and began to think about how to ask Li Shimin for leave, saying that he was going to see the legendary ancient civilization Atlantis? Guarantee that Li Shimin will also follow! What should he do if he wants to leave Datang? There are many things that only the two of them know, although Li Jiancheng can handle daily government affairs, he still doesn't know some secrets, and it is unrealistic to tell him frankly.

and Li Yuanba asked him to postpone the wedding for another 5 years! What a hateful bad old man! I didn't die and didn't take care of Shu'er, so I ran to Atlantis alone!

Holding his chin and turning around the room a few times, he suddenly showed an evil smile: "Brother Lu, the matter of the younger brother is all up to you!" Quack quack..."

Lu Dongzan, who was discussing things with Dada with Bingzhu, suddenly shook his head and said to himself: "How do I feel that someone is calculating the ontology? ”

Dada said confidently: "It's too much to worry about, with me Dada, no one will want to calculate you!" ”

Lu Dongzan looked at Dada, who had a simple face, and shook his head and said, "Dada, if you can use half of your muscles on your head, I don't have to worry so much." Don't mention it, I'm going to write a recital, hurry up and polish the ink. ”

Dada touched his head and imagined that half of the muscles of the big talk were placed on his head, how big should that head be? It doesn't seem to help you kill the enemy, right? He smirked twice, picked up the ink strip on the table with his right hand, poured half a bowl of tea into the inkstone with his left hand, and grinded it like a windmill. Lu Dongzan looked at the ink splashing everywhere and suddenly felt tired. If it weren't for Dada's loyalty, he would have beaten this guy who didn't know how to cherish Huimo to death! Hui Mo! Very expensive!

At the court meeting the next day, Lu Dongzan was the first to hand over the recital, denouncing literature and art for ignoring the friendship between the two countries and refusing to ask for relatives in Tibet.

Li Shimin read the folds carefully and praised: "It's a good literary style!" Lu Dongzan was stunned, boss, did you get the point wrong? Isn't the point pro? Why do you only pay attention to my writing?

Lu Dongzan was about to say a few more words, but Li Shimin interrupted: "Da Zhi, I don't object to the matter of harmony, but I can't bear to marry my daughter far away." I think Wen Xiang's suggestion is very good, how good it is for you to come to Chang'an, I guarantee that he will enjoy all the glory and wealth! ”

Lu Dongzan suddenly frowned: "Your Majesty is insulting my country's Zampu?" ”

Li Shimin waved his hand: "How can I humiliate Zampu?" It's just that you Tubo is located on the plateau, you don't have anything, you are too poor to do it, how can my beloved daughter Jin Zhi Yuye endure this suffering? You are looking at the Tang Dynasty, thousands of miles of splendid rivers and mountains, prosperous times. Wouldn't it be nice to have Zampu come and live? ”

Lu Dongzan raised his head suddenly, stared at the disdainful Li Shimin with fire-breathing eyes, and said word by word: "Shi can be killed, but not humiliated!" If Your Majesty has no intention of making peace, why should you humiliate me! I, Tibet, am not as weak as the Turks! ”

Lu Dongzan's words provoked the anger of the ministers! The generals rolled up their arms and were about to step forward and beat them! Wenyi hurriedly stepped forward to explain what a red-faced man is, opened his hands and stopped in front of Lu Dongzan and shouted: "What kind of system is the noisy and noisy above the hall!" Don't quit yet! ”

The generals were originally just playing the white face in their true colors, and they all obediently retreated as soon as the red face came out. But His Majesty Taizong didn't do it so easily. Li Shimin stood up and waved his sleeves: "Okay, I want to see how capable you are in Tibet!" Wen Xiang, take them to see our Datang elite! Let these frogs at the bottom of the well open their eyes! With that, he went back to the apse in a rage.

When the hundred officials saw that the boss was gone, they also retreated with interest. As for the twist and turn, it's not too late to talk about it next time, anyway, it's not a big deal.

After the hundred officials left, Wenyi gently patted Lu Dongzan's shoulder: "Brother Lu is too much, you have the anger to send it to your brother, why bother against Your Majesty?" It's okay now, and the things with your relatives have been ruined by you. ”

Lu Dongzan was suddenly anxious, how could he call him yellow? It's clear that you don't want to be friendly! opened his mouth to argue two sentences, but Wenyi immediately interjected: "Brother Lu, don't say anything, since the matter of harmony is already yellow, let's not talk nonsense, brother, I will take you to see our elite division of the Tang Dynasty." Save yourself from doing something unwise. I couldn't help but pull Lu Dongzan and walked out, without giving Lu Dongzan a chance to argue.

Just like last time, the mighty division that pulled out the "special training" slipped around the school grounds. Lu Dongzan is stupid when he sees everyone, what kind of elite is this? What a rabble! How did these people defeat the Turks? I can't figure it out!