Li Shimin's hardness, literary and artistic ruffianism, and depravity all show that the country's ruling class is very incompetent, and generally this situation indicates that the country is in turmoil and is about to perish. But what Lu Dongzan couldn't understand was this, how could a country that was about to perish not have such a lively and orderly capital as Chang'an. Lu Dongzan always felt that everything he saw was very incongruous, the most obvious thing was that Dada said that ** military discipline is loose, and he is proficient in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, so there should be a lot of oppression of the people. There are indeed a lot of soldiers who rob the vendors, but those who are robbed are not only not afraid at all, but also welcome the military master to come again next time with a shy face! This is not normal!

After watching the parade, Lu Dongzan locked himself in the room and pondered alone...... Finally, when the moonlight was scattered all over the land, he came up with a brilliant plan! Lu Dongzan called Dada and whispered in his ear for a long time. After making sure that Dada had understood, he was relieved to let him go.

Seeing Dada disappear, Lu Dongzan couldn't help but say to himself: "Wen Xiang, Wen Xiang, as long as I catch you, I don't believe that you Datang can still hide your hole cards!" ”

The words were divided into two ends, and Wenyi went directly to the palace to meet Li Shimin after receiving Lu Dongzan. After the salute, he got straight to the point and said, "Your Majesty, Weichen wants to take a long vacation." ”

Li Shimin put down the pen and nodded, "Do you want to go on your honeymoon with Shu'er after marriage?" You've told me about this, and you can go wherever you want when you're married, and I've approved it. ”

Literature and art: "Your Majesty, recently, Weichen looked at the stars at night and found that gold, wood, water, fire, earth, and the five stars are about to form a strange five-star alignment. The minister calculated overnight that there will be a catastrophe in the Tang Dynasty next year, and the minister wants to go all over the **** to find a way to solve it. Your Majesty's permission! ”

Li Shimin's face froze, and he waved back and said solemnly: "Speak quickly." ”

Wenyi touched his nose, walked up to Li Shimin and whispered: "Uncle, there has been a major drought in many places recently, combined with the experience of the past years, I estimate that there is a great possibility of a locust plague next year, and its scope will cover Henan, Longyou, Guannei and other provinces. This matter must be guarded against! ”

Li Shimin's brows furrowed even deeper: "This matter is not trivial, Xiaoyi, can you be sure?" ”

Literature and art took out the years of locust plagues in previous years, as well as the contents of the recitals in various places before the locust plague, and put them in front of Li Shimin for him to see. After a while, Li Shimin put down the information and said, "Xiaoyi, tell me how you coping with it." ”

Wenyi took out another piece of information and handed it over and said: "Chickens and ducks are the biggest nemesis of locusts, and at the beginning of the year, I issued an order to raise a large number of chickens and ducks, but the results were not satisfactory, so I would like to ask Your Majesty to issue a semi-compulsory decree to encourage the raising of chickens and ducks, so that each household in the disaster area has at least ten chickens and ducks." I also asked the Xiao family to lead a large number of ships south to buy a large amount of grain overseas to cope with the impending disaster. However, these methods are still slightly insufficient, so I thought about taking advantage of the current stable development of the country to go out and find a more effective solution. ”

Li Shimin couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw that literature and art were to satisfy his own appetite and encourage the people to raise chickens and ducks: "Look at the excuses you made, they are extremely ridiculous!" No wonder it has had little effect. Leave this to me, and make sure they have a flock of chickens and ducks! ”

Wenyi blinked his curious eyes to ask for the truth, but Li Shimin sold Guan Zi and talked about the next topic: "I heard that the date of marriage set by the queen for you is the first day of the eighth month, and there are only a few days left." It's better to wait until you get married before going out, although the locust plague is important, it is not in a hurry. ”

"Well, uncle, I have something to report to you."

"Say."

Wenyi looked at Li Shimin, who was vigilant, and whispered: "According to the news of Honglu Temple, Lu Dongzan has become suspicious of our weak tactics to show the enemy, and is planning to leave Beijing in the near future, and by the way, he will take me to Tubo again, so as to force us to show our true strength." I just want to take this opportunity to go to sea and travel far away, so that I can also explain to the civil and military officials, after all, it is not convenient to make the locust plague public. ”

Li Shimin glared at him: "The little thief is cunning!" I see that it is not inconvenient for you to explain to the hundred officials, but you dare not explain to Shu'er! ”

Wenyi hurriedly bowed to the ground: "Uncle is discerning, he is really the first emperor of the ages!" The boy's admiration for his uncle is gushing..."

Li Shimin immediately interrupted: "Shut up! You said you are so upright and good, how can you learn to be so oily and smooth! Shu'er's side can help you play a round, but you can't linger outside, there are still many affairs that you need to deal with. ”

Literature and art are overjoyed, seeing that Li Shimin agrees, what else is there to say? Hurry up and finish shooting the unfinished sycophants! As a result, the palace guards saw the joyful first minister rolling out of the palace accompanied by the angry scolding of His Majesty the Emperor...

In the next few days, Wenyi arranged all the work at hand clearly, and stayed at home and waited for Lu Dongzan to catch it...

Why do you want to say why Lu Dongzan thought of arresting him when he wanted to go out? In fact, after the military parade between Wenyi and Lu Dongzan, Wenyi told a story to Lu Dongzan like a casual chatter, and this story is like this:

A long, long time ago, Ganpangu opened up, the three emperors ruled the world, the five emperors Dinglun, and the world was divided into four major continents: Dongsheng Shenzhou, West Niuhe Zhou, South Ganbu Continent, and North Julu Continent. There is a mountain named in Dongsheng Shenzhou: Huaguo Mountain. There is a monkey king on Huaguo Mountain who calls himself "Monkey King", and the Jade Emperor, the lord of the heavenly court, does not like him, but I heard that Monkey King has six brothers with great powers, and there are seventy-two cave masters under his command, and there will be countless monkey soldiers and monkeys. The Jade Emperor didn't want to fight with him, so he thought of a way to trick the Monkey King into the Heavenly Palace. After stabilizing the Great Sage in the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor immediately sent millions of Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals under the South Heavenly Gate, and asked people to go to Huaguo Mountain to spread rumors that the Great Sage was trapped in the Heavenly Court and urgently needed their rescue.

The six brothers of the Great Sage didn't know how to save people, and immediately slaughtered the demon soldiers to the Heavenly Palace. The Jade Emperor saw that the so-called countless demon soldiers were actually less than 100,000, and he was determined in his heart, and he directly declared war on the Great Sage without concealing it. In the end, the Great Sage was suppressed under the Five Finger Mountain for 500 years!

Wenyi finally added: "So, the plan of 'luring the snake out of the hole' among the thirty-six strategies is still very useful!" ”

This is why Lu Dongzan is ready to hijack literature and art, and of course he has to find a back-handed man to do this, commonly known as "the cause of trouble". Looking left and right, the length of Gaochang from the Western Regions is just right. So Lu Dongzan packed up and returned to Tibet the day after he was expelled by Li Shimin's order, while Dada led fifty people to quietly return to Chang'an and get in touch with Gaochang's envoys. Although Dada's IQ is not high, he can't stand Lu Dongzan's word-by-word teaching! In just a few words, the envoy of Gaochang was leveled.

On the tenth day after leaving Lu Dongzan and leaving Chang'an, the envoy of Gaochang returned to China. On the night of the third day, the first prime minister of Datang disappeared at home...

After receiving the news of Wenyi's disappearance, Li Shimin summoned his right-hand men: eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and others, only saying that this was a weak measure for literature and art, and there was no need to worry, but the surface work should be done enough, and immediately issued a sea fishing document to rescue Wenyi as soon as possible. summoned Li Chunfeng again and asked him to recalculate the marriage date for Wenyi and Shu'er, and the specific date will of course not be clear. After leveling the hundred officials, Li Shimin rubbed his brows and returned to the harem to figure out how to settle Shu'er, Shu'er is the pearl of his palm, Li Shimin's love for her is far more than his own daughter, and now let his uncle and his future husband deceive the simple Shu'er, it's a headache to think about it! After gritting his teeth and cursing a few words of literature and art, he immediately put on a smiling face and walked towards Shu'er's dormitory...

Let's not mention that Li Shimin will be pulled off by Shu'er a few handfuls of beards, just talk about the literature and art of being trapped as a zongzi and thrown in the carriage. After a night of turbulence, he regretted it, and he knew that being kidnapped would be so uncomfortable, so he thought of other ways! All the internal organs are about to be turned upside down!

Wenyi, whose mouth was tightly gagged, hummed vigorously in the carriage, which was the only way he could express his dissatisfaction now. After humming for a long time, he finally summoned a strong man, and the man ripped off the rags stuffed in Wenyi's mouth and said: "I am the general of Gaochang Zhenda, and I am invited by the order of King Gaochang to go to Gaochang to be a guest for a few days, please bear with me if I offend." ”

Literature and art pouted, I haven't seen you kid, think I don't know you if I plaster my face? Thinking that with his IQ, most of them only know the trick of plastering, and he is relieved. Wenyi did not reveal his identity, and cooperated: "So that's the case, since you want to invite me as a guest, you won't be kidnapped, right?" I'm about to fall apart, hurry up and release me! ”

Dada, now it's Zhenda, Zhenda smiled: "My king is afraid that Wen Xiang will be too polite so he has to make this decision, you still have to be patient and patient, and I will loosen your ties when you get out of the realm of Datang." After speaking, he ignored literature and art, turned around and walked out of the carriage.

Literature and art are speechless and look at the sky, there is no way, and you have to endure the tears of your own sins!

As the saying goes, a hundred secrets are sparse, Wenyi and Li Shimin only want to stabilize the court, but they ignore another extremely strong strength of the Tang Dynasty - rivers and lakes! On the third day of Wenyi's disappearance, the government's sea fishing documents were officially issued, and under Li Shimin's covert control, the documents were only posted in Chang'an City. However, the speed of news spread on the rivers and lakes is often unbelievable, and less than three days after the document was posted, the entire Jianghu already knew that literature and art were tied up. The founder of Jianghu was kidnapped, how could the heroes sit idly by?

The leader of the martial arts alliance, the "Dragon King of the Angry Sea", and the bearded guest, together with the boss of the green forest, "flying general" Shan Xiongxin, issued a "heroic order", calling on the heroes of the rivers and lakes to go all out to rescue the first prime minister of the Tang Dynasty!

After receiving the news, "Fast as the Wind" Bu Shang immediately contacted the "Shenxing Taibao" Yan Shan Fei and the world's first snitch "Ethereal Yan" Miao Ling Woman to take the initiative to undertake the message transmission work between people from all walks of life.

Shaolin Ci'en Abbot Kouxuan Buddha "Amitabha" left 8 monks with relics to continue to Chang'an, and he took the remaining 8 Dharma protectors to the direction of the Western Regions.