When the little fat man heard this, he immediately became happy, and said mysteriously: "What the master taught me, I will not pass it on, and the secret of the master's sect." ”

Tang Guifei asked, "Can Shaobao punish Hua'er?" ”

The little fat man shook his head violently: "No." ”

Tang Guifei asked, "Then why do others hear your screams?" ”

The little fat man blushed and said: "I pretended to be afraid of the master at first, but then I was not afraid, the master is good, the master will tell me the story of Saibei tomorrow, riding a big horse, shooting geese, roasting grass wolves, hunting wild deer, and killing dogs." ”

"I only know how to fight, kill, kill! You're a prince! Not a reckless man! Tang Guifei reprimanded, but seeing the little fat man smiling and laughing, he didn't suffer any grievances, waved his hand, and a palace maid presented a tray and handed it over, Tang Guifei said: "Work hard and take care of King Zhao more in the future, he is young and ignorant, and he is a fun-loving age, so he must worry about you." This is a little heart, it is the sincerity of my mother, not some gold, silver and valuables, but some beads and hairpin jewelry in the palace, given to your wife. ”

Zhang Xiaowu wrote a gift, left the palace, returned home exhausted, and saw Wanqiu reading a book, so he leaned over to take a closer look.

It turned out that Wanqiu was reading a book that has recently swept Longdu, what is it called "The Story of Mandarin Ducks". And this "Mandarin Duck Story" seems to be the true biography of Grandma Qiong Yao, the heroine in the book is a concubine, so the heroine's mother is gentle, beautiful, kind and reasonable, but it is the heroine's mother, that is, Mrs. Zhengfang is unreasonable and ugly, and she is jealous of others and likes to pretend to be generous, and she is a clown, and the wooden protagonist is pursued by many sons, but in the end she actually chose an old man to be a concubine for others, and also wrote the hero's Zhengfang wife as a jealous woman who can't give birth to children. The hero and heroine are depicted as a pair of hard-working mandarin ducks, and everyone else is a big bad wolf who breaks up the pair, and in the end, the two committed suicide together, which is extremely perverted.

Zhang Xiaowu said helplessly: "You have read this book several times, what's the matter?" Are you planning to memorize it? ”

Wanqiu said, "Official, are you back?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu saw that her eyes were red, and he couldn't cry or laugh: "What's so good about this broken book, one is unreal, two is not nutritious, three is unhealthy, and four is anti-society, the person who wrote this book must be a woman who wants to be a concubine and is not qualified." ”

Wanqiu asked suspiciously: "Women can also write books?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "As long as you can write, you can write books, and women can naturally write books." He thought of the writers in the future, not to mention women, children can write books, regardless of the beginning of Chinese or primary school culture, as long as they can type, they can write books, adding to their own fun in life.

Wanqiu said: "I don't dare to write. ”

Zhang Xiaowu's eyes rolled, Wanqiu didn't have anything to do at home on weekdays, she was thinking about having children all day long, and she was thinking about whether she wanted children, and then she was scared day and night, and if she continued for a long time, she was afraid that she would get depression. If she had been asked to write and shift her energy and attention to this, perhaps she would not have thought so. Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaowu said bewildermently: "Wanqiu, I said that I can also write, do you believe it or not?" ”

Wanqiu was surprised: "You can also write?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Of course I can write, otherwise I will write one for you now, and I will write a thousand words." ”

"Okay, okay." Wanqiu applauded.

Zhang Xiaowu sat down, asked Wanqiu to prepare pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and then began to write the book with his dog-like words, he tried to recall the bloody plot of his previous life, and suddenly thought of a story that only remembered the plot but was very bloody, "Painted Skin". This is not Pu Songling's "Painted Skin", but the movie "Painted Skin" starring Chen Kun, Zhao Wei and Zhou Xun. And the reason why he remembered this movie was because before the crossing, he accompanied the blind date girl to see the movie, in the theater on demand. The so-called on-demand theater is a separate movie hall where only two people watch, as for what the two of them do in the on-demand theater, outsiders basically don't care, but it's a pity that Zhang Xiaowu was deeply attracted by the plot of the movie, so that he didn't do what an adult should do with the blind date girl, so afterwards, the girl blocked him......

The wonderful thing about Chen Kun's version of "Painted Skin" lies in the relationship between the characters, Zhang Xiaowu began to write from the first chapter, saying that in the Tiantang Dynasty, the school captain Wang Sheng encountered sand bandits in Saibei, and after the fierce battle, he found that the sand bandits had robbed a stunning beauty Xiao Wei, Xiao Wei had nowhere to go but to ask Wang Sheng, willing to be a slave in Wang Sheng's house, Wang Sheng took pity on his life experience, so Wang Sheng took it back to his home in Mucheng. But Xiao Wei is an adult of the nine-tailed fox demon, and every fifteen days apart, he has to kill people to take his heart and eat, and cover his face with human skin to maintain human walking, otherwise his original form will be revealed. A desert lizard demon admires Xiao Wei, in order to maintain Xiao Wei's human form, the lizard demon kills people in the city to take their hearts, the people of Mucheng are in turmoil, and the people fall into fear. Xiao Wei has cultivated for thousands of years and gradually developed human nature, admired the handsome and mighty Wang Sheng, wanted to replace Wang Sheng's wife Pei Rong as his wife, and used witchcraft to charm Wang Sheng, Wang Sheng also fell in love with the young and beautiful Xiao Wei......

"And then?" Wanqiu asked impatiently.

Zhang Xiaowu rubbed his hands and neck, and unconsciously wrote three thousand words, seeing that the night was already deep, he never expected that he would have such perseverance, but he was sleepy, so he had to yawn and said, "Later, I'll talk about it later." ”

"What day will it be?" Wanqiu was entangled, and it seemed that she was indeed a little book lover.

Zhang Xiaowu said: "The so-called future talk will be said after the day, so madam, we can untie our clothes......"

"Nasty, bad guy." Wanqiu blushed and coquettishly.

The next day, Zhang Xiaowu rubbed his waist and got up, dressed and washed and was eating his morning food, when he suddenly got a message that Zuo Xiang was wide here, but fortunately, the master next to Zuo Xiang killed the assassin, and now the Jinyi Guard, Longdu Mansion, and the Supervision Institute have intervened, and they need the assistance of the Silver Guard.

"Let Wu Song and Li Chuncheng handle this matter." Zhang Xiaowu said.

Wang Yijin said again: "In November, the income of the Yinyi Guard is here, and the total is 23,567,2300 Wen, which has been calculated three times, please take a look at it." ”

Zhang Xiaowu looked at it carefully for a morning and nodded, there are more than a dozen incomes of the silver-clothed guards, the most of which are the cleaning fees submitted by various merchants, and the largest expenditure is the monthly salaries of the silver-clothed guards and cleaners. The monthly allowance of Yinyiwei is divided into two times, namely the 13th and 27th of each month, the 13th is issued 30%, the 27th is 70%, and the subsidy is issued every three months, such as spring ploughing subsidy in spring, high temperature subsidy in summer, cold preparation subsidy in autumn, cold subsidy in winter, and the next month is December, and the cold subsidy will be issued together with a monthly allowance on the 13th.

"Okay, agreed, seal the archive." After Zhang Xiaowu closed the account, he saw that it was already noon, and it was time to teach the little fat man again.