The little fat man knew that he was going out of the palace today, so he didn't sleep well all night, and slept all morning the next morning, just waiting for the master to take him out of the palace. After Zhang Xiaowu entered the palace, he saw the little fat man broadcasting gymnastics by himself in the Shangwu Pavilion, and several little eunuchs on the side counted the beats for him: "One two three four, five six seven eight, two two three four, five six seven eight, three two three four, five six seven eight ......"

Zhang Xiaowu waited for him to finish gymnastics, stepped forward and said with a smile: "My memory is really good, I only taught you once to remember seven, seven, eight, eight, eight, and eight, in terms of memory, you are much stronger than the emperor, it is really better than the blue, and the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves." ”

"Really, really?" The little fat man was very proud, he could be stronger than his father in a certain aspect, which was the dream of many children, and he was so recognized by the teacher, and he suddenly became proud. Seeing Zhang Xiaowu nodding, the little fat man smiled so much that he couldn't even squint his eyes. The little fat man is actually very good-looking and very blessed, but there is a lot of meat on his face, but there is an old saying that every fat man is a potential male god, and the same is true of this little fat man Xuanyuan Chenghua, if he loses weight, he will definitely be a handsome guy.

"By the way, master, aren't we going out of the palace?" The little fat man didn't forget about it.

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Yes, but before leaving the palace, we have to be ready." ”

The little fat man asked curiously, "What are you preparing?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Disguise." ”

"Oh?" The little fat man's eyes widened.

Zhang Xiaowu said: "You and I need to put on makeup first, today we are going to disguise ourselves as a pair of Taoist priests from other places in Longdu, I am the master of the first Taoist, you are the apprentice Chenghua little Taoist." In front of outsiders, I call you Chenghua, why do you call it? ”

"Master?"

"Yes." Zhang Xiaowu said, "The two of us are from the Jinguang Temple in Mishan, and there are only two people in the Jinguang Temple, you and me, and we have to go down the mountain because of natural disasters. ”

"Master, what do you mean by Huayuan?"

"Asking Huazi to beg is called asking for food, and Taoist monks begging is called turning into a fate."

"Huh? Do we want food? ”

"Wrong, it's fate!"

"Isn't that the same?"

"Can that be the same? The matter of being a monk is not called asking for food, but turning into a relationship. ”

The two dressed up in careful disguise, and after a while, a shaved young Taoist priest and a chubby little Taoist boy appeared in front of everyone, the two were plain but very clean, Zhang Xiaowu waved his hand and said, "Chenghua apprentice." ”

"In vain."

"Follow me."

"Yes, master."

This pair of master and apprentice walked from the palace to the imperial city, it turned out that they were not out of the city today, but in the imperial city eight departments and six courtyards to visit and play, but the imperial city is very large, many people do not know the prince, nor do they know the shaved Zhang Xiaowu, they saw Zhang Xiaowu holding a jade card wandering around the yamen, and it is not easy to stop. The little fat man knew less places and walked around, thinking that this was the outside world, and had a lot of fun, so he went to the vegetable field of Wentianyuan to make trouble, and ruined other people's winter dishes.

When Emperor Dade heard the news, he learned that Zhang Shaobao took the prince to disguise himself as a Taoist priest and wandered around the eight ministries and six courtyards, and he immediately cried and laughed, but when he heard that his son was very happy, he was also very happy in his heart. As a father, even if he is the emperor, he cares about him all the time.

"Gou Delu."

"The old slave is here."

"How is Zhang Shaobao to the prince?"

"Nature is excellent." Gou Delu said with a smile, "Xu is because Zhang Shaobao has no children, and he is very patient with the prince, the old slave just took a look, the prince was tired, so Zhang Shaobao climbed the mountain on his back, although the wild mountain in Wentian Courtyard is not high, but it is also very tiring, and Zhang Shaobao carried the prince step by step to the stargazing platform on the top of the mountain. If you change the old slave, you will definitely not be able to carry it. ”

Emperor Dade laughed and said: "The prince is too heavy, he eats and sleeps a lot, but he is much fatter than when I was a child." Then he turned cold again, and said: "Zuo met the assassination, can the inspectorate have a decision?" ”

Gou Delu said: "The old slave will pass on the inspector to enter the palace." ”

"Go quickly, go back quickly, and pass on Wang Jingzhi."

"Yes."

Zhang Xiaowu took the little fat man to travel through the eight departments and six courtyards in the afternoon, the little fat man was tired of running and couldn't run, so he didn't leave, Zhang Xiaowu could only carry the little fat man back on his back. As he walked, the little fat man said, "Master, you are the first person to carry me." ”

"Didn't anyone else carry you?"

"Nope."

"I guess you don't remember, right?"

"I remember, I remember everything when I was a kid."

Zhang Xiaowu cried and laughed: "When you were a child, you seem to be how old you are, what do you remember when you were a child?" ”

The little fat man said: "When I was a child, I lived in the prince's mansion, and the children of other uncles bullied me, because I had no other brothers, they threw sand on my head and put worms in my books, hum! I remember it all clearly. ”

"Oh, and then what? What are you going to do? ”

"When I become the emperor, I will definitely let them eat the sand and insects."

Zhang Xiaowu said: "You are a good retribution, although you are happy, but it is not the emperor's technique after all." ”

The little fat man was puzzled: "The art of the emperor? What is it? ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "The art of the emperor is to keep the world in mind, rather than focusing on a grass and a tree. The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty are glad that now your father is my Emperor of the Holy Han, if it is someone else, everyone's life will be difficult, can the courtiers be forgiven for doing wrong? The emperor's choice is to give everyone a chance to correct their mistakes, this is a good emperor, in order to win the hearts and minds of the people. ”

The little fat man nodded as if he didn't understand.

The two of them were wandering around, and suddenly came to a gate, a few strong eunuchs at the door held sticks to stop them from advancing, the little fat man was curious where this was, Zhang Xiaowu looked dumb and smiled, it turned out that this was the clean room, they all walked to the edge of the imperial city, and turned around to leave. At this time, he suddenly heard a child's scream from inside, Zhang Xiaowu's eyes narrowed, because Emperor Dade had asked that no new eunuchs should be added during the three years, why were there still boys in the Jingshi room who were ready to be castrated, so he turned around and said, "Open the door, I want to go in and have a look." ”

"Who are you?"

"The jade plaque is here, and no one can stop it." Zhang Xiaowu said.

"We don't know how to read, and we don't know you, get out of here, this is a clean house, beware that we have castrated you."

Zhang Xiaowu said angrily: "The people inside listen to me, Your Majesty requires that no new eunuchs be recruited into the palace within three years, and if you violate the holy decree, all the pure affairs should be executed." ”

Soon, a few eunuchs with yin owls ran out of it, surrounding Zhang Xiaowu and the little fat man, and one of the older eunuchs looked at the pair of Taoist priests with cold eyes, and snorted coldly: "You are the Taoist priests of Wentian Academy, don't be nosy, in this imperial city, the more you know, the faster you will die." ”