Duan Mingyu finally put all the hundred Kong Ming lanterns in the air, and said triumphantly: "Lao Tzu, see if you can fall them all!"

"Official, you just love to do stupid things!" Wan Yanyan was so moved that she almost shed tears.

"Hey, while you're young. Do more stupid things, or you'll be embarrassed to do it when you're old! Duan Mingyu was very pleased, it was in vain that Lao Tzu had invested a lot of money, cough cough, until now, the boss who sold Kong Ming lanterns was still smirking happily. Duan Mingyu's face twitched in pain, and when he heard Wan Yanyan's comforting words, his mood suddenly improved by half.

Cheng Zhiyuan stroked his beard, shook his head and said: "If all this money is used for people's livelihood construction, there must be a few fewer displaced families!"

Duan Mingyu put on a face and said: "Lao Cheng, you can't be so rigid, let's play in the mountains and rivers today, relax our minds, the picture is just a happy life, why bother talking about these things that are disappointing?" In fact, people's political life is short: once the money is given in the evening, the next day the official becomes an official, and half of his life is innocent; As soon as the money was delivered in the evening, the next day the official was gone, and half of his life savings were gone. The most painful thing is that the money is not sent out, and the opportunity is gone; The most painful thing is that the money is sent out and the leader is changed; The most painful thing is that the leader who collects the money goes in and confesses the money! ”

Cheng Zhiyuan rolled his eyes, but he was helpless, and finally took Duan Mingyu and his army: "Brother Xian, since you are traveling in the mountains and rivers, you might as well make a poem?"

Well, this is not a problem, although Lao Cheng is a little serious, but there are always some jīng gods pursuing, unlike those who claim to be elegant, holding a pen as a gun, aiming at their own chats and bombardments, coupled with the boring cheering of some so-called fans, set off a scuffle in the literary world, aren't they all out of the mix? Is it necessary to turn a clear pond into a pool of sewerage? Why don't you get down to business when you have that time? One by one, they are full of ......."

To compose poetry, there is still a certain degree of difficulty, cough cough, we must call on modern young people to hurry up, master more astronomical knowledge, geographical knowledge, physics, biology, chemistry knowledge, now thunder is so frequent, the probability of being thundered has also been significantly improved, I don't know what one day a dull thunder will blow you through, then I don't understand anything, let's still be a ghost! It's better to send feces now, and come back alive in the future, right?

But what if you wear it until 2065? Then even if you master this knowledge, the probability of a fart is quite large!

Forget about that for now, it's better to learn a little more than not to learn at all!

Duan Mingyu looked at the rows of shops, and said with a flash of inspiration: "I see that there are countless shops here today. This champion is based on various commodity trademarks, cough cough, you listen carefully! ”

Duan Mingyu made a gesture of shaking his head, and slowly groaned: "Ten years of life and death, Hengyuanxiang, sheep and sheep." Thousands of miles of lonely graves, laundry with strange strength. Even if you don't know each other, supplement vitamin C, Shi Erkang. Come back to your hometown at night, learn foreign languages, New Oriental. Caring for each other is silent, washing is healthier. It is expected that every year I will break my intestines and find a job, Foxconn. ”

"Ladies and gentlemen, offer ugliness, offer ugliness! Brother Cheng, what is your expression? What do you think of this poem? Duan Mingyu couldn't help but ask when he saw Cheng Zhiyuan's uncertain face.

"Bullshit!" Cheng Zhiyuan was stunned for a while, and finally reacted, and then said indignantly.

Your sister, this is just your own incomprehension, if it is placed in modern times, Lao Tzu can be regarded as a generation of literary youth. Duan Mingyu was like an angry bird, as if he was about to fight with Cheng Zhiyuan at any time.

Cheng Junyu hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Dad, your pair of learning styles is good, my daughter will buy you a pair, by the way, Dad!" How big are your feet? ”

I heard Cheng Zhiyuan disdain at first, and then became very obscene and said: Don't buy it, I have it, don't waste money, 40 yards, don't buy the wrong one. ”

Duan Mingyu was instantly messy.

My mother has reached menopause and has an unstable temper, and my father and I are suffering from it.

Yang Zhaoniang said coquettishly: "Dead old man, hypocrisy!"

Cheng Zhiyuan suddenly became angry and rewarded Yang Zhaoniang with two bursts.

At this time, two monks who were traveling with Duan Mingyu walked over, and the old monk Zhiyuan clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, sin, sin ......"

The bald Li Shigang jumped out even more, pointed at Cheng Zhiyuan and scolded: "Well, you old master is so unreasonable, how can you bully children if you don't agree with each other!"

"What's the matter with you, bald donkey? What does the old man have to do with you? Cheng Zhiyuan was also not angry.

The monk has a big taboo, the most taboo is that people scold themselves for bald donkeys, Li Shigang suddenly rolled up his sleeve robe: "Straight lady thief, poor road...... Ahem, the poor monk will fight with you for the heavens today! ”

Duan Mingyu secretly mourned for Cheng Zhiyuan, this Li Shigang was steady, with muscles all over his body, he knew at a glance that he was a warrior monk, and as soon as the tiger's body was shocked, Cheng Zhiyuan had to remove half of his blood, cough cough, how to masturbate it is also a sign of annihilation!

Duan Mingyu secretly asked the old monk Zhiyuan: "Ahem, Master Zhiyuan, don't you monks believe in Buddhism, what you will do should be calm, not arrogant or impatient, why is Brother Li Shigang so hot-tempered." ”

The old monk Zhiyuan glanced at Duan Mingyu: "This benefactor, I'm very sorry, the little apprentice believes in fighting to defeat the Buddha......"

Duan Mingyu was directly thundered, and decisively beckoned everyone to separate Li Shigang and Cheng Zhiyuan, so that the two of them could turn their rivalry into jade silk.

However, it comes at a price! The price was that Duan Mingyu invited the two monks to play for a day.

There are too many people, Yang Zhaoniang is not very old, her height is short, and the target is too small, so when she plays, she has been separated from Duan Mingyu and them several times.

Duan Mingyu and the others had to turn back and look for this girl everywhere.

In the end, Yang Zhaoniang said with tears in her eyes: "This girl, today I suddenly found that I have lowered the average height of Chinese girls, well, the consequences of going on like this are very serious!" It is necessary to regroup! ”

Duan Mingyu hurriedly comforted: "What does it matter, Zhao Niang, you have a good figure, and you are not short in the children's paper, you look at the dead fat woman over there, how much she looks sorry for the audience, people with a discerning eye know that this female man is designated to eat meat very well, Lao Tzu observed him for a long time, and finally found an adjective that suits her figure, fat but not greasy, compared to her, you are much more decisive and happy."

Who knows, Duan Mingyu's voice got louder and louder, and finally was heard by the fat woman, who turned around and scolded Duan Mingyu: "This girl is fat, what's wrong with loving meat." Lao Tzu spent tens of millions of years climbing to the top of the food chain, not to eat vegetables......"

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