A gust of wind blew, and it was obviously caused by Duan Mingyu leading everyone to hug their heads.

This woman, strong, thick-skinned, Duan Mingyu said that she is not an opponent, fortunately, she still has something to say, not hypocritical, a girl in modern society, that is more than one makes people speechless.

Back then, Duan Mingyu took a high school computer class, and a few buddies in the same dormitory were obscene together, sitting in the penultimate row and sneaking in Shanghuang. Internet, after being on the net for a long time, Duan Mingyu suddenly remembered that there were two female classmates in the back row, and when he looked back, he saw that the faces of the two girls were flushed, and when he saw him turn around, he scolded a few people, these scolding words are nothing more than xxx, you are so disgusting.

A few buddies smiled and continued to watch, and after a while, they felt a little uneasy, and looked back again, only to see four girls sitting together and scolding a few people: xxx, you are so disgusting. And then ......

Yang Zhaoniang's steps were too small, and she was pulled by Duan Mingyu and accidentally fell a few times, and said dirty: "Woo woo, it hurts, you have to compensate me and tell me a story, otherwise...... Or I'll cry to you! ”

In the face of the angry Yang Zhaoniang, even if Duan Mingyu was so brazen, in the end, there was only one way to go.

"Zhao Niang, don't worry, I'll just talk about it!"

Duan Mingyu whispered in Yang Zhaoniang's ear: "It's no question to tell one, Sister Zhaoniang, you come with your ears, this joke can't be made public."

"Let's talk about the scene when Sun Wukong borrowed a banana fan from the wife of the Bull Demon King. Sun Wukong said: "Sister-in-law, I'm already in you." The princess of the iron fan said, "Come out quickly... Yes...... Uncle, I can't stand it......"

Sun Wukong said: "Sister-in-law, I'm coming out soon, open your mouth quickly." ”

Iron Fan Princess: "Ahh Since then, he has been away from home. ”

After Duan Mingyu finished speaking, he turned his head and looked, the ancestors were all boarded, a group of people all gathered around to listen, and they still avoided being a fart!

"Official, it's not okay for you to be like this all the time, look at Zhao Niang's sister who has been taught bad by you." Wan Yanyan glanced at Duan Mingyu with disgust.

Since Duan Mingyu is the only person in the family who has a lot of experience in early childhood education, the glorious and arduous task of Yang Zhaoniang's little child fell on Duan Mingyu's shoulders.

However, it is gratifying that under Duan Mingyu's earnest teachings, Yang Zhaoniang's little fart has learned to roll her eyes, play scoundrels, pretend to snore, and she is so happy when she sees beautiful women and handsome guys! In the end, everyone made a summary, which was very cruel and broke Duan Mingyu's heart: Zhao Niang followed you, and she ..... Don't learn well! Hehe, thank you for your compliments!

Forty Duan Mingyu thinks that educating these are suitable for Yang Zhaoniang, and teaching her to roll her eyes is to let her know how to distinguish between love and hate; Teaching her to play tricks is to let her know how to adapt to changes without change; Teaching her to pretend to snore is to let her know how to disguise and know how to endure for a while and win forever! This is all preschool education, so the school won't teach her these survival tricks! As for the beautiful and handsome guys, it is purely for her to raise her eyes so as not to become a nerd, this champion has a big science! You're obviously the darkness of the day and the night!

Duan Mingyu was still in narcissism, and Li Shigang, who was jealous and hateful, suddenly pulled Duan Mingyu's collar and said: "Yin thief, how can you be so dissolute, the poor monk will eliminate harm for the people today!"

Duan Mingyu was shocked, struggled to break free, and said to Wang Aiqing and Luo Hou: "Why are you two stunned, why don't you hurry up and escort you!"

Luo Hou and Wang Aiqing immediately went into battle with guns, so the three bad guys, three bad guys and one good guy went into battle shirtless and scuffled with each other.

Yang Zhaoniang said indignantly to the bald Li Shigang: "You shameless thing, one person bullying the three of them......"

The truth is too cruel.

Duan Mingyu and the three of them were stunned for a moment, and then.... Laughed and lay down......

On the street, "Winter is not mid-winter, winter is not winter-......" On the street, the gongs and drums immediately made noise and the lion danced, firecrackers, fires, and cannons were like gruel in a pot, and the sound could not be heard. One after another, the crowds of people were crowded, the laughter was like thunder, and the lively crowd was actually blocked into the street.

"Hehe, after several months of governance, Songzhou finally presents a grand occasion of singing and dancing!" Cheng Zhiyuan tidied up his clothes and said very satisfied.

"I have to say that China's working people are quite great, as long as their lives are still there, but with one breath, no matter how difficult the environment is, they can always find ways to make themselves live a good ......life," Duan Mingyu concluded, and everyone nodded in unison, all of them were quite recognized.

"Childe's words are very good!" Xie Xiande waved at him and said respectfully.

In the past few months, the operation of the newspaper has also occupied seventy percent of the profits of Songzhou, and the newspaper not only publishes all kinds of national events and new policies, but also contracts all kinds of advertisements.

At the same time, Duan Mingyu also signed his own name and published it in the newspaper, "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", one of the four famous works "Exclusive Pioneering", which is plagiarism to put it bluntly.

In order to increase popularity, the newspaper also specially invited Mr. Storyteller to tell the Three Kingdoms Storytelling for everyone free of charge in a place with a huge flow of people, and for a time, a fiery "Three Kingdoms Wind" swept the entire territory of Songzhou.

Coincidentally, there is no book, Duan Mingyu and his entourage, today they met a storyteller from the newspaper company who was telling a story for everyone on a temporary platform, only to see the storyteller cough and say: "When it comes to major events in the world, it will be together for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time." At the end of the week, the Seven Kingdoms were divided and merged into the Qin ...... Dominate the world, and later Guangwu Zhongxing, passed to Emperor Xian, and then divided into three kingdoms......" Under the manuscript of this son, a cheeky and excellent young man, and the eloquent speech of Mr. Storyteller, Luo Guanzhong could only point at this champion with his fingers in grief and indignation, and unfortunately he was drowned in the long river of history, wahahaha...... Luo Dada, I'm sorry for you, who made you born so late for hundreds of years? The story of the Three Kingdoms is really good, which story is not exciting.

When the storyteller preached that Diao Chan shared his worries for his father-in-law Wang Yun and decided to sacrifice himself as bait to show the beauty time, many flower girls couldn't help but sigh, and even more so, their eyes were already full of tears.

Duan Mingyu is happy and sad, the great cause of writing "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" made Duan Mingyu work overtime and stay up late, enjoying a hard codeword career.

Although the scene life is hot, some pedantic readers also pretend to show their superb knowledge, but whenever the storyteller talks about the jīng color, these readers often sigh, shake their heads very evocatively, and continue to prick up their ears to eavesdrop.

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