Chapter 156: Thank You Family
Listen to it, but the readers made serious criticisms of this commentary, thinking that Duan Mingyu had tampered with history, but this could not stop the interest of these second-class people from listening to the commentary...... What a person?
To these boring flies, Mr. Storyteller could only cough clearly, and then continued: "...... Tai Shi Ci went back to the horse to fight again, and went to fifty he. Sun Ce grabbed a shot, Ci flashed, and grabbed the gun; Ci also took a shot, and Ce also flashed, holding the gun. The two of them only dragged hard, and they both rolled off the horse. I don't know where the horse went. The two abandoned their guns, grabbed and fought, and their robes were torn to pieces. Quickly strategic, he grabbed the halberd on Tai Shici's back, and Ci also grabbed the strapper on Ce's head. The halberd is used to stab Ci, and Ci covers the hood. Suddenly he shouted......"
Everyone applauded together, but Duan Mingyu and the others gradually disappeared into the sea of people, and when they returned to Lang Jiang's Mansion, there were two more oil bottles behind them, which were Zhiyuan and Li Shigang.
Duan Mingyu of the family just invited the two of them to come to the house for a while, but the two of them beat the snake and went to the stick, and directly announced that they had moved into the Lang General's Mansion. If it weren't for the fact that Zhiyuan and Li Shigang were strong in force and full of blood and blue, Duan Mingyu would definitely fight to the death with these two goods, either you die or I live......
Duan Mingyu really wanted to look up to the sky and sigh: "Ancestors, you are a plank, Lao Tzu believes in your evil ......"
As soon as I stepped into the mansion, I saw that after going out for a few months, the old Taoist Yuan Hongzhi who suddenly appeared was playing Go with a little Taoist.
Seeing Duan Mingyu coming back, Yuan Hongzhi immediately greeted him with a smile: "Duan Gongzi is leisurely, traveling in the mountains and rivers, so unhappy, the old man will introduce it, this is the beloved apprentice Yuan Chuang, and I will have to bother Duan Gongzi in the future...... Criminal, don't you see Duan Gongzi soon! Yuan Hongzhi shouted and scolded.
Yuan Chuang was also dressed in a purple yang robe, very obedient, and bowed his hand to Duan Mingyu resignedly: "Immeasurable Tianzun, under Yuan Chuang, I have seen Duan Gongzi!"
Duan Mingyu rolled his eyes helplessly, and scolded in his heart: "I thank you for your whole family, Lao Tzu is about to become a shelter, and there are still two monks in the back who haven't had time to settle down, you still come!"
Duan Mingyu was having a seizure, but he saw the old monk Zhiyuan jump out from behind and said, "Oh, Yuan Lao Dao, why are you here?"
"Hey, why are you an old bald donkey, can you come, can't this Daoist master come?" Yuan Hongzhi did not show weakness, and as soon as he came up, he squeezed Mai Mang with the tip of Zhiyuan's needle.
"The old bull-nosed Taoist dared to scold the poor monk for being a bald donkey, the poor monk fought with you today!" The old monk of Zhiyuan shouted, rolled up his sleeve robe, and said angrily.
"I'll go, when will this Dao Master be afraid of you, come on, come on, and talk about the three hundred rounds of the battle!" Yuan Hongzhi also rushed forward.
Ahem, I didn't expect the two to actually know each other, Duan Mingyu, the main owner, was a little weak in his heart, looking at it like this, the relationship between the old man is obviously not very friendly, nǎinǎi is a bear, I'm afraid Lao Tzu is lively here.
I saw that the two couldn't help but say, and they competed directly, Li Shigang and Yuan Chuang were also enemies when they met, and they looked very red-eyed.
A pair of old and a pair of small, in this moment, caught each other and fought. The scene suddenly flew sand and rocks, the wind and clouds suddenly changed, and it was a mess, which was a good sign that the roof was overturned.
Duan Mingyu and his friends were instantly speechless.
It's a real fight.
Only Yang Zhaoniang's face showed a long-lost chicken jelly and passion, and she kept clapping her hands.
"Zhao Niang, make another cup of tea, grab a handful of melon seeds, let's take a good look and see!" Duan Mingyu watched it for a long time, after all, he adapted to this strange fight, and like Yang Zhaoniang, he sat on the side and admired it with great interest.
"Old Bull Nose, the poor monk wants to fight you for another 300 rounds...... Don't pull me! The old monk of Zhiyuan shouted angrily, screaming nonsense, but that meant that it was obviously some hint, implying that everyone was holding him.
Sure enough, Duan Mingyu and the others immediately understood, and hurriedly grabbed Zhiyuan: "Calm your anger, master, please stop your anger, you still don't fight, peace is precious, wait until you finish eating, and then fight......"
Zhiyuan: "......"
This sentence is so bad that he wants to treat the ultimate duel between the two as an after-dinner entertainment.
Yuan Hongzhi and Zhiyuan glared at Duan Mingyu in unison, Duan Mingyu immediately shut up, how could Lao Tzu owe this mouth so much, and accidentally exposed the most true and longing thoughts in his heart.
Duan Mingyu immediately explained: "You think wrong, my original intention is that the two of them can turn the war into a jade silk, if it is inevitable to fight, this champion thinks that it should be postponed as much as possible, it is best to postpone it indefinitely, both of them are the pillars of the Tang Empire, the pillar of the country, the living fossil, if one is lost, it is also a great loss for the country and the people......
Duan Mingyu showed a serious expression and gaze, staring at the two old monsters who had seen through Duan Mingyu's thoughts.
It wasn't until the two of them were restless and at a loss that Duan Mingyu let out a long sigh, and Duan Mingyu put a look of disappointment and incomprehension on his face, with a sad face: "Two, two, do you know what selfless dedication is?" Do you know what it means to give up fame and fortune? The silkworm is dead to the end, and the wax torch turns to ashes and tears begin to dry the noble character. "My sad and wise gaze crossed the walls of Chang'an, crossed the earth, and reached the vast Pacific Ocean......
"Ahem, Duan Gongzi, it's me who will be wrong, I'm sorry, maybe I did misunderstand you." Zhiyuan trembled and said to Duan Mingyu, but he still didn't have the slightest intention of repenting. But who am I? Ahem, what is this champion? An invincible opponent who dominates the world, specializes in reversing people's concepts and shifting goals and directions, to put it simply, just two words "big flicker".
For dinner, the food was not satisfactory, the monk had to eat vegetarian, the Taoist priest had to eat meat, and he almost had a big fight.
In the end, Duan Mingyu had no choice but to let them have one table per person, which could be regarded as solving the problem of dinner.
However, many things are not perfect, even if Duan Mingyu divides the monk and Taoist priest into two tables, the two sides are staring at each other with big eyes, staring at each other angrily, and from time to time you can see a chicken leg and a chopstick, flying through the sky, and the scene is a mess.
Everyone hugged their heads and ran around, indicating that they were not the opponents of these four second goods.
There are thousands of mistakes, all of which are the faults of different beliefs, so what is good for people to say?
The group of people who were injured by mistake hurriedly fled to the courtyard, and couldn't help but shake their heads and sigh, calling them unlucky.
Duan Mingyu couldn't help but give a middle finger to God: "All evil faith, Lao Tzu thanks your whole family!"
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