Mr. Teaching's face was a little unkind, and he said to Duan Mingyu: "You Zhaoniang have made a lot of mistakes recently, please ask the future students to be smart!"

Duan Mingyu was stunned: "My god, even staying in school to check these face-saving projects is gone, and I will be expelled directly, Zhao Niang, what a big mistake did you make!"

Yang Zhaoniang said weakly: "Two days ago, Mr. introduced the story of Confucius to the students. The gentleman said to us: "Confucius, the people of the Lu country ...... in the autumn period", and then before the gentleman could continue, I couldn't help but raise my hand and ask a question! ”

"Oh, learn more, it's a good thing, what question are you asking?" Duan Mingyu asked with some confusion.

Yang Zhaoniang said: "The question I ask is, sir, what nationality is Confucius from in summer and winter?" ”

Duan Mingyu: "......"

You deserve to be fired!

Mr. Teaching couldn't help but sigh: "Insulting Sven is a trivial matter, and the old man will endure it for a while, but Zhao Niang, you actually stole the things of other people's classmates, this matter is really unbearable!"

Yang Zhaoniang not only had no intention of repenting, but also said confidently: "Didn't you just steal a few brushes?" As for it? ”

Duan Mingyu's tiger body was shocked, and the tiger stared wildly, how can this be, I endure it, I can't break out, and said unhurriedly: "Zhao Niang, this is your mistake, you know?" Once upon a time there was a monkey who stole a peach and was imprisoned for 500 years. Do you think stealing is serious? ”

"Serious, really serious!" Yang Zhaoniang's head was like a chicken pecking rice.

Yang Zhaoniang then said: "Alas, this is really ...... You can't blame me, I've had bad luck in the past few days, I've been found out when I do something bad, and I've been found out when I do something bad! ”

Duan Mingyu: "......"

What is depression? It's just that three dozen and one people are beaten, the hemp is let people hug, the wallet is stolen, the wife slips away with someone, there is porridge left at home, the smell is still rancid, the eyeballs are twitched, and the ambulance to the hospital falls into the yīn ditch.

What kind of depression are you, Duan Mingyu decisively messed up in the wind: "First of all, it's not a question of good or bad luck, it's a question of your own quality, but you can't be blamed entirely, this school also has a problem, learn to implement quality education, grasp both morality and learning, and grasp ...... fiercely."

The old teacher suddenly became angry, "Nonsense, this school has been established for hundreds of years, and the teachers are strong, and the school has been steaming since I managed the school......

Duan Mingyu snorted and said, "What's the big deal about this, this old gentleman, have you ever heard a story?" At a glance, I will know that you have not heard of it, so I will tell you about it, and this story is probably about an old donkey who fell into a dry well, and the farmer racked his brains and could not come up with a way to save the donkey. The donkey wailed, and the farmer decided to give up burying the donkey, and the neighbors came to help shovel the soil in the well. The donkey shook off the dirt he had shoveled aside, stood on it, and slowly rose to the mouth of the well, and ran away in amazement. This story tells us: when you get into trouble, a lot of people will come and fall into the well, and you may not be as good as a donkey! Sir, stay a line, don't fire Zhao Niang! ”

"Shaft! An dare to insult me......" The old gentleman suddenly became angry, and looked at Duan Mingyu with hatred in his eyes: "Master Ben wants to duel with you!"

"Okay, the night of the full moon, the top of the Forbidden City, this champion likes this rhythm the most!"

"Ahem, the old man is talking about Wendou!" Mr. Teach's face turned red suddenly, and he immediately changed his words.

Yang Zhaoniang glanced at Duan Mingyu worriedly: "Do you know how to write traditional characters?" Your characters are all weird and weird, and you still call yourself a simplified Chinese character! ”

Duan Mingyu was furious, what, the literary style that insulted this champion is not: "If there is anything that can't be written, let's write the word "hair" for you." ”

Yang Zhaoniang's eyes suddenly burst into stars: "Wow, Brother Mingyu, you are so powerful!" ”

Duan Mingyu's heart sinisterly evoked a strange smile, you have been playing mahjong for so many years! Duan Mingyu turned around and said, "Mr. has given advice, please make a move!"

The old gentleman didn't explain the rules of the game, what to fight, and directly came up with a good sentence in the "Book of Songs": "The leaves are pale, and the white dew is frost; The so-called Iraqi people are on the water side! ”

Duan Mingyu was suddenly petrified, and then he had an idea, and continued to follow the old man's poetry: "Seeing it, his face is fat and long; Take advantage of the meeting, and the waist is like a big water tank. ”

"Really. Insulting Sven! Although the old gentleman admired Duan Mingyu's ability to adapt to changes in his heart, he didn't bow his head in his mouth, and he also remembered Duan Mingyu in his heart: "This doesn't count, only being able to compose poems with your hands is your ability!"

Duan Mingyu breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Composing poetry, what's so difficult about this, sir, you listen well, but if you have seen each other, you will know each other, how can you see each other when you don't see each other?" Ande and Jun are resolute, and they are exempt from teaching and hard work. ”

After Duan Mingyu finished speaking, he said again in the old gentleman's amazed and appreciative eyes: "In the next link, if the old gentleman is right, he will voluntarily admit defeat in the next!" ”

"Okay, the old man took it!"

Duan Mingyu shook the folding fan lightly and said: "One man and two women play three P, I don't know how to be honest, there is no shame, six eyes are opposite, seven up and eight down, and nine postures are very bold!"

The old gentleman scratched his ears and cheeks, and he couldn't let out a fart for a long time: "The old man admitted it, I don't know if this little friend has ever had a downlink!"

Duan Mingyu smiled lewdly and said: "Ten times in nine seconds, although there are seven feelings, six hearts, five birds, four times and three times, let the second hole be unhappy and scatter in a hurry!" ”

The old gentleman bowed and said: "Little friend is talented, this teaching gentleman, the old man is really ashamed of it, and the old man will leave the school and find another livelihood!" ”

Duan Mingyu sighed: "Don't look for a job, the risk is too great, the heart can't stand it, and if you don't make a good fuss, you will be fired by the boss, or it is safest to make tofu!" If it is hard, it is dried tofu, if it is thin, it is tofu brain, if it is thin, it is tofu skin, if it is not done, it is soy milk, and if it is stinky, it is stinky tofu! Make sure you don't lose money! ”

"Little friend is right!"

In the end, Yang Zhaoniang was decisively expelled from school, on the grounds that Duan Mingyu was enough to teach Yang Zhaoniang, and the school couldn't teach her more.

Revenge, naked-naked Duan Mingyu sighed, the old man now is really speechless!

I remember one time, I saw an old man scavenging on the street on a hot day, Duan Mingyu bought a bottle of water and handed it to him, but the old man carefully unscrewed the lid, gently poured the water out, put the bottle into the bag he carried, and turned around and left calmly, leaving Duan Mingyu gloomy and sad.

What's more, it's really a aggrieved society, so Yang Zhaoniang and Duan Mingyu, one big and one young, walked out of the school indignantly, talking too much and crying!

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