"Okay, you are ruthless enough in this shop, I can't imagine that this champion created his own cigarettes, and he was reduced to the point of not smoking, sad, really sad!" Duan Mingyu glared at the shopkeeper fiercely, turned his head to the scholar and said, "This brother, let's go out and smoke!"

"Very good!" The scholar nodded.

In front of the entrance of the school, Duan Mingyu and the scholars he met by chance kept puffing smoke rings, and Yuan Hongzhi and his apprentice Yuan Chuang, who happened to be not far from here, happened to see the second-hand smoke that kept rising.

Yuan Chuang learned from his master Yuan Hongzhi, pinched his fingers, frowned, and said with a very serious expression: "Master, the apprentice thinks that there must be demons in the world when there is smoke here!"

Yuan Hongzhi: "......"

Shu Chang sighed and said to Duan Mingyu: "It turns out that Brother Duan also came to the parent-teacher meeting, fortunately!" Fortunately! When my son first learned to speak, he was so happy that he said to his son every day, "Call Father." The son followed the school and said, "Call Father." Over time, the son developed a habit of saying, "Call father," when he saw his brother. In the end, there was really no way for my brother to start correcting it, and now he says to his son every day: "Father"! ”

Ancestors, you are a plank, what a strange father and son, Duan Mingyu's heart twitched, at this moment, the school was over, and a group of children ran out of the school like a wild, and they didn't know where to go crazy to play! Only the two stupid brothers walked slowly, chatting as they walked, and the content of the conversation was listened to by Duan Mingyu word for word. Younger brother: "Why won't our dad marry you?" Brother: "Who did you find a partner with?" Brother: "Isn't our sister ready-made?" Brother: "I also said it, but our father said that my family can't marry my own family." Brother: "Nonsense, didn't our father marry our mother?" Brother: "Our father is the head of our family, of course he can marry whoever he wants." Brother: "Our dad is so selfish!"

Duan Mingyu still remembers seeing such a scene in his previous life, it was also after school in the afternoon, and the students rushed out of school. On the way to the Internet café, two students stand out. Because, these two students rushed to the front. Suddenly, one of the students fell and rolled on the ground twice, bleeding from his forehead. Another student stopped and turned to help him. Unbeknownst to him, the fallen student violently opened his hand and yelled at him, "Leave me alone! Let's turn it on......"

Crazy kid paper, crazy childhood! Worshipping!

Duan Mingyu arched his hand at the scholar and said, "Brother Tai, don't leave it here, we will have a date later!"

"There will be a date later!"

The scholar and Duan Mingyu entered different teachers' offices, and an old gentleman with gray hair and a beard mopping the floor was looking at Yang Zhaoniang, who was a little afraid, with a serious expression on his face.

Duan Mingyu stepped forward and bowed his hand to Mr. Teaching: "In the next ......"

Mr. Teaching waved his hand angrily and went straight to the point: "Today Yang Zhaoniang and her classmates had a conflict, and the two sides fought!"

"Ahem, I wonder how Mr. handled this matter?" Duan Mingyu's old face turned red instantly, and until now, he Duan finally understood the feelings of those who came home after the parent-teacher meeting and beat the children.

The old gentleman said proudly: "Generally speaking, when the old man encounters two bear children fighting, it doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong, when the old man arrives, he must count the number of the ones who don't cry first, if they all cry, count the tall ones, the same height, count the older ones, and the same big ones that are ugly."

Mr. Teaching suddenly sighed speechlessly: "It's a pity, it's a pity, the old man still miscalculated after all, Zhao Niang Tongshou and another student cried, they cried very much, they were about the same height, and their ages and birthdays were quite close to ......"

Duan Mingyu's eyes were about to fall out, and he almost dropped his jaw in shock: "Gao, Mr. is really tall!" I don't know how the old gentleman decided this matter in the end? ”

The old gentleman snorted: "The old man pretended to pass by without ......"

Duan Mingyu gave a thumbs up to Mr. Teaching, Jiang is really still old and spicy.

Mr. Teach's face is self-absorbed, and he has fallen into infinite narcissism, and he can't help himself.

Taking advantage of Mr. Teaching's narcissism, Yang Zhaoniang shrank behind Duan Mingyu and suddenly asked, "Brother Mingyu, did I fly out of the stone like Sun Wukong?" ”

Duan Mingyu picked his nose, and said without thinking about it: "How can you have that ability, your father made a hole and you climbed out by yourself." ”

Before the words fell, a brush flew to Duan Mingyu's face......

"Full of nonsense, Old Master Confucius has a cloud: Don't say anything about indecency, you are really unreasonable in this future life!" Mr. Teaching woke up very immediately, and scolded Duan Mingyu for not knowing etiquette, righteousness and shame.

Duan Mingyu said indignantly: "Master's words are wrong, xìng-Education must start from the baby, we should not blindly suppress it, but appropriate teaching, cough cough, the master vetoed it, it's really overbearing!"

Mr. Teach: "The old man has been immersed in Confucianism and Taoism for many years, and what he says is a pit, what is there to be domineering, the old man is standing on the commanding heights of morality and law, and he is just talking about things." ”

"Hehe, don't say much, the old gentleman is so strong and doesn't know what to rely on!"

Duan Mingyu continued: "Do you have a certificate? This champion is a graduate of Běijīng University! ”

Mr. Yīn smiled dangerously: "Old man, I know astronomy, geography, and have a wide range of hobbies, and have successively passed the ninth grade piano, seventh accordion, sixth grade English, and second level computer, what about you?"

Duan Mingyu wiped his nose in embarrassment: "Oh, I've tortured the third-level movie." ”

"Ahem, don't say more. I don't know what the old gentleman asked me to come here today, what are you doing? Duan Mingyu touched the ash on his nose and hurriedly changed the topic and asked.

Mr. Teach was very angry at this time: "Today, the old man is giving a lecture, and the content of the class is based on the theme of "greeting", and Lao Duan has taught them many etiquette methods, such as various hugs, kisses, and handshakes. Outcome...... When it was busy, a child who didn't talk often suddenly got up and rushed over and threw himself on the ground. I thought to myself, it's over, something happened, I saw her slowly raise her head and say: Long live my emperor, long live, long live, long live........."

"Oh, this kid paper is really worrying, this is the drunkenness of the Nine Clans, how can you talk nonsense!" Duan Mingyu was stunned, and then asked, "This, what is it?" That kid paper can't be Zhao Niang! ”

Lao Tzu believed in your evil, and Duan Mingyu's eyes swept coldly towards Yang Zhaoniang: "Girl, you are doing a job with your head tied to the waistband of your trousers!"

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