After receiving the news, Qu Qi, the head of the Huashan faction "Swordsman", was angry with his single eyelid, and pulled out the sword on his waist and slashed into the void: "Let's go!" "With the Huashan generation of disciples, they rushed towards the Western Regions non-stop. The head of the Emei faction, the master of the Emei faction, the chief of the Wudang Mountain, the elder of the Kongtong faction, and other famous and decent people in the rivers and lakes all expressed their desperation to save the first prime minister!

The martial arts are upright, some people are rich, and they are all galloping fast horses. And the middle and lower ninth-rate people in the rivers and lakes are not to be outdone, crossing mountains and mountains, flying eaves and walls, showing their magical powers! Among them, the simplest and rude is the green forest heroes who cross the deep mountain arteries. According to the order of the boss and the second brother, all the cottage bandits across the country must strictly check all kinds of pedestrians in the Western Regions, whether it is the official team or the merchants, they must carefully check the goods twice before they can be released. Iron pots, salt, etc. are all pediatrics, and the most exaggerated thing is that a businessman who claimed to be from Qiuzi Country secretly pulled twenty truckloads of red bricks! Ten cars of glazed tiles! It made the mountain bandits cry and laugh. After such a toss by the heroes of the green forest, the county lords of the counties can be very happy, during his tenure of office, because of his meritorious education, moved a number of mountain bandits, with the active cooperation of officers and soldiers and mountain bandits, the inventory and seizure of illegal smuggling of iron XX pieces, salt XX quintals, red brick 20 cars... It has created a new situation of harmony and friendship between officials and bandits! What a good achievement!

Dada disguised himself as a merchant from the Western Regions according to Lu Dongzan's request, detoured to Puzhou and went north to Lingzhou along the Beiluo River, crossed the Qilian Mountains through Liangzhou, and crossed Tuyuhun to return to Tubo. When the group left Puzhou, Dada couldn't stand the humming of literature and art, so he released literature and art from the carriage. On this day, Wenyi was sitting on a horse and talking nonsense with the little soldier A and soldier B who were guarding him, and from time to time there were small soldiers such as C, D, E, Ji, Geng, Xin and other small soldiers interjecting a few words, and the atmosphere was so lively! Dada looked at the few people who were chatting hotly, and couldn't help but want to step forward and interject a few words a few times, but recalled Lu Dongzan's teaching: "The lord will have the temperament of a general, and he can't be too casual with the soldiers, so that they can fear you from the heart, so that they can become a good general!" Every time he thought about this, Dada had no choice but to raise his face and say: "Hippie smiley face into harmony!" We're kidnapping! Honestly optimistic about Wenxiang, if something happens, Hugh will be ruthless! ”

bluffed, A, B, C, and D hurriedly put away their smiling faces and pretended to be serious and vigilant. Literature and art were also chatting about the rise, and when Dada interrupted him like this, he suddenly became unhappy. Caught up with Dada and said dissatisfiedly: "General Dada, it's not authentic for you to do this, you see that I'm such a hostage, I'm so well-behaved, I'm honestly going with you, I'm bored on the road, what's wrong with chatting?" How much good wine did you drink from me when you were in Chang'an? How many good dishes did I eat? Don't you feel a little guilty? ”

Dada opened his mouth, but found that what Wenyi said made sense, and he was speechless, but now it doesn't seem good to admit his mistakes, I remember that Da Xuan once said: "As a general, no matter whether the order is right or wrong, you must firmly carry it out, and you must not change the order overnight!" I had to turn my head with a straight face and ignore literature and art.

Seeing that Dada didn't speak, Wenyi immediately turned on Tang Sanzang mode, chattering that if he didn't let people chat with him, he would feel bored, and kept talking about the chaos in the world and wars. It wasn't until Dada's temples began to agitate and his face turned red that Wenyi stopped talking. He is now a weak scholar who is powerless, and Wen Erba is not by his side, so it is himself who really angers Dada.

Literature and art were ready to retreat obediently when Dada began to fumble with the big knife at his waist. Before he could take a few steps back, a large tree suddenly fell in front of the convoy. Immediately after that, dozens of coarse cloth shirts jumped out, holding large knives. The man at the head shouted: "Welcome to Puzhou Linjin North Service Area!" ”

Literature and art were suddenly happy, and finally found an organization! When Dada and others were in a daze, the literary and artistic slap immediately stepped forward with a sentence: "The king of heaven covers the tiger!" ”

The man was stunned for a moment, and replied casually: "Pagoda Town River Demon!" Then he shouted with joy on his face: "Where are you?" What price? (Who are you?) Where are you going? ）”

Wenyi replied: "In the morning, the second master of the tree girl Yingri, (the second person of the second master,) took the old road of Sun Monkey (to the Western Regions). ”

When the man heard this, he hurriedly arched his hand and said: "It turns out that they are all side by side, (it turns out that they are all their own brothers) in Xiapuzhou 'Barricade Tiger' Chen's big head." How do you call a brother? ”

Wenyi smiled: "No, no, no, no." (It is not appropriate to explain here)" After speaking, he glanced lightly at Dada and the others with his spare eyes. Then he said: "It is not easy for the brothers to live, and I have some spare money here to invite the brothers to drink. After saying that, he reached out to Dada and begged for money.

Dada couldn't understand what they said about the green forest, but with the principle that more is better than less, and he didn't do anything out of the ordinary because he saw literature and art, he took out his money bag from his arms and prepared to send away this group of bandits for a few taels of silver. As soon as he took out the money bag, he was snatched by Wenyi, and directly threw it to Chen's head and said: "Brothers, work hard, buy more millet from Haihai and have fun at night!" (Get more sweat pills and act at night)"

As soon as he said this, Chen's big head understood, a Tang man followed dozens of people from the Western Regions, and he had to get more sweat medicine, except for the first prime minister's literature and art that Shan Erye was looking for, who else could there be? Besides, the people who dare to claim to be the second master can count them on two fingers, one is His Majesty the current emperor, and the other is the literature and art in front of him.

Chen's big head immediately said boldly: "Go out and rely on your brothers, you don't have a good way to travel, can you go to my village to rest for the night tonight?" ”

Dada was about to refuse, but Literature and Art preemptively said: "This is very good! Brother Chen, please lead the way. After speaking, he leaned into Dada's ear and whispered: "They are all robbers who kill people without blinking, if we refuse directly, it will probably arouse their suspicion, anyway, it will be late, let's go and rest for a night, and leave early tomorrow." ”

Dada thought about it, although this group of mountain bandits could not withstand his several charges, but they would eventually make some noise, and if they attracted officers and soldiers, it would be doomed. I had to command my subordinates to follow Chen's head up the mountain, and this group of mountain bandits couldn't get out of the storm.

Chen's big head is rough on the surface, but he is delicate on the inside, and after confirming the identity of literature and art, he no longer cares about literature and art, but comes to Dada to climb and make friends. Dada thought that he had memorized what Lu Dongzan said, and he answered Chen's questions smoothly, and Chen's head also showed an expression of belief in his heart very cooperatively, and both parties were happy.

In the evening, Chen's head set up a banquet for Dada and others to catch the wind and wash the dust, Dada excused himself to drink alcohol when he was on the road, and endured the wailing of the greedy worms in his stomach, and politely refused the old wine brought by Chen's head. Chen's head didn't force it, and asked people to remove the wine and replace it with fruit brew for everyone to drink. Dada took a sip of the fruit brew and felt that it was sweet and delicious, and there was no other peculiar smell, so he was relieved to drink it.

It's just that he never expected that the sweet fruit brew had been given a "stick of incense"! A stick of incense is a new medicine hall on the rivers and lakes the year before last, called "Baozhitang", the characteristic sweat medicine. Colorless and tasteless, the onset time is also slow, and it must wait for a stick of incense before it takes effect, so it is called "a stick of incense". Although the effect is slow, no matter how strong the man is, he can't stop it, and he will never wake up if he doesn't sleep for twelve hours. It can be described as a must-have medicine for people in the rivers and lakes to travel at home! Chen's head has also made an old book in order to rescue literature and art, and the three catties of "one stick of incense" treasured in the village have been used up completely, and the cost of three hundred taels of silver is enough!

But the lady of Chen's big head is distressed! If it weren't for the literature and art and the mountain bandit reform plan promoted by Shan Erye, their poor cottage entered the subsistence class in just one year, and they would not have survived tonight with the consumption of "one stick of incense" of these three hundred taels of silver! This lady who was snatched up the mountain by Chen's big head will definitely chop him into meat foam!

The banquet of both guests and hosts ended quickly, and when Dada and the others returned to the tent, it was just the moment when "a stick of incense" took effect! As soon as the 51 Tibetan strong men entered the tent, they yawned one after another, Dada had not yet arranged the night duty, his head tilted and he fell asleep, and the little soldiers A, B, C, and Ding also lay on the ground with their eyes closed, snoring...

Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to say that Dada and others colluded with the Gaochang envoys to tie up literature and art, why are there only 50 people left now? Well, a qualified backstabbing man should have the excellent quality of being taciturn, and the dead are the best people to carry the blame, so on the second day of tying literature and art out of Chang'an, the Gaochang envoys collectively returned to nature...

Chen's head waited for a while before quietly touching the tent of literature and art. Looking at the four soldiers lying on the ground sleeping outside the tent, Chen's head made two strokes on his neck with his right hand, and his little brother immediately understood and helped these four soldiers return to the arms of Xinrao Miwo Buddha in advance.

Chen lifted his head and opened the tent, and saw Wenyi lying on the blanket with Erlang's legs crossed, humming a minor tune that he couldn't understand. Chen's head hurriedly clasped his fists and saluted: "Puzhou 'Mountain Tiger' Chen's head greets Wen Xiang!" ”

Wenyi hurriedly stood up from the blanket and said happily: "Brother Chen doesn't need to be polite, I also want to thank Brother Chen for saving his life." ”

Chen didn't dare to say anything, and after the two of them were polite and polite, Chen asked the big head: "According to what the villain can see, this Dada is really a stupid man, how could Wen Xiang fall for his way?" ”

"Eh, I have some important things to hide, and they just happened to be sent to the door, so I was tied up by them. Originally, I planned to wait for Datang to end them again, and I didn't want to meet you, but this is okay, I can do my own business a few days earlier. However, there are some things that still need to trouble Brother Chen. ”