"Oh, that boy, stop for this girl!" Yang Zhaoniang was carrying a small schoolbag and was about to go to the school to study, when she saw Duan Mingyu and stopped him decisively.

Duan Mingyu stopped and rolled his eyes: "Zhao Niang, don't mess around, what are you doing here?"

"Tell me a story quickly, sooner or later, this is a must, if you don't tell it, I won't vote for you, and I won't give you a collection subscription, see what you do!" Yang Zhaoniang learned Duan Mingyu's tone.

I'm sweating, Duan Mingyu was speechless for a moment, what kind of thing is this, when labor and management are writing online articles?

However, this kind of coercion is very powerful, Duan Mingyu said that he was not an opponent, and looked at the crowd that had gathered in a heap, and even Cheng Junyu, the little girl, was among them, with all kinds of expectations in his eyes.

Ahem, it seems that I have to tell a story with depth and culture, Duan Mingyu thought for a moment and said: "It is said that for many years in the Tang Dynasty, Li Chong, the king of Bozhou Assassin Shi Langya, rebelled, and the main motive was to oppose Wu Zetian's reign, and Li Zhen, the king of Yuzhou Assassin Shi Yue, raised troops in response. The rebels burned, killed, plundered, and did all kinds of evil along the way. ”

Xie Xiande, the great confucian, stroked his beard and nodded: "Well, this is indeed the case!"

Duan Mingyu continued: "When the minister Zhang Guangfu went to Beijing, he wept on the palace and said: My emperor, what the minister saw with his own eyes on the way, the enemy was lost."

Everyone was silent, and listened very seriously, very good, this is the effect they want, Duan Mingyu is quite satisfied

, wiped a handful of spit from his mouth, and said: "As soon as Zhang Guangfu finished talking about the enemy festival zombies, Di Renjie on the side opened his eyes angrily and shouted: "You are talking nonsense! When did I cāo over zombies! ”

Everyone: "......" face twitched, and his eyes rolled wildly.

"Ahem, Zhao Niang, what, can I go?" Duan Mingyu directly ignored these expressions, and hit the nail on the head and said the words he was most concerned about.

"Wait a minute, I'll ask you something!" Yang Zhaoniang did not follow the way.

"Oh, then you hurry up, hurry up and ask, this champion still has to go to work, and you have to deduct your salary if you are late!"

……

Yang Zhaoniang straightened the hair on her forehead and asked, "Since I went to school, I have always had two questions that have deeply troubled me...... Why is it that every time I ask my husband for something, they say, "You are still young," but whenever we make a mistake, he says, "You are so old...... Another is, why when I first arrived at the school, Mr. said: Don't be afraid, treat the school as your home, but once we make a mistake, the teacher says: So presumptuous, you treat the school as your home. ”

My one, this, this...... This question is really too profound, Duan Mingyu said to Yang Zhaoniang: "Ahem, this is yours, you have to reflect well, work hard to learn scientific and cultural knowledge, and make due contributions to the infrastructure and superstructure of Datang in the future...... Hey, hey, don't doze off, I'll pump you when I sleep again, why do you sleep in class as soon as I educate you ideologically? ”

Yang Zhaoniang opened her eyes, rubbed her and said, "I didn't sleep!" ”

Duan Mingyu was stunned, the tiger's body shook wildly, and asked domineeringly, "Then why did you close your eyes?"

Yang Zhaoniang hurriedly denied: "I'm closing my eyes and meditating!" Well, yes, that's it. ”

Duan Mingyu definitely wouldn't believe Yang Zhaoniang's words, and continued to interrogate, "Then why are you nodding your head?" ”

"Because you just made a point!" Yang Zhaoniang's mind was flexible, and she once again successfully avoided Duan Mingyu's sword.

Duan Mingyu let out another big move: "Then why are you drooling?" ”

Yang Zhaoniang grinned and said, "This is because Brother Mingyu said it with relish." ”

Well, decisively you won! Duan Mingyu said.

"Howl the slogan, let's go our separate ways!" Duan Mingyu blinked and said.

"Well, good, come on!" Yang Zhaoniang's newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, and readily agreed.

So in the midst of everyone's black lines, Duan Mingyu and Yang Zhaoniang recited loudly to Lang Lang Qingtian: "In the name of the head of the family, I will bless you with the holy remote control: May the blue cat god give you light; May the gods of joy, beauty, laziness, boiling, warmth, speed, and slowness give you courage; May the teachers praise you for your loyalty; May the students recite your kindness! ”

So, Yang Zhaoniang went to school with a proud step and a noble head.

Duan Mingyu walked all the way, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, and Zhao Niang's sister was very similar to the trend of the growth of the second goods.

When can it really become a second goods? Very simply, Duan Mingyu became the world's first silk second goods after that time.

That time he was sick and infusion, Duan Mingyu sat and played with his mobile phone, time flew by, and when he looked up and saw that the bottle had bottomed out, he immediately panicked, and shouted: Waiter, full! Since then, Duan Mingyu has been a celebrity in this clinic.

The name of the second goods is spreading, cough cough, Zhao Niang's sister is very bad, she must be suppressed, suppressed!

The first thing Duan Mingyu did when he came to the barracks was to go straight to the tent of the detention room, saying that he was being detained, but in fact, in addition to not letting him out of the barracks and monitoring him, he could move around in the barracks, and he could also meet his wife a few times every time, chat with the old pawns of the former Ying Tianjun, and brag or something.

Duan Mingyu is also interesting enough for him, but it is not possible to recruit this kind of thing, so he has to dry him first, and after he can't help but want to ask about this matter, the time is almost ripe.

Duan Mingyu thinks that today's timing is very good and mature, as soon as he entered Fang Wenchong's big tent, he saw that Fang Wenchong was writing something hard.

Duan Mingyu walked over lightly to take a look, and was suddenly hit by lightning and fell to the ground.

Fang Wenchong wrote a couplet. Shanglian: "The official is big, the power is big, the belly is big, and the pocket is bigger." The next couplet: "The hand is long, the tongue is long, the skirt is long, and the good times are not long." Horizontal batch: "Morning and evening double regulations." “

After Fang Wenchong stopped writing, he looked at Duan Mingyu, who was rolling his eyes, and said, "Ahem, isn't this Lord Lang Jiang, what's wrong, you decided to return someone to the house?"

"I think it's beautiful, this son will ask you a word today, do you want to serve Lao Tzu with all your heart, when this should be the commander of the heavenly army, if you refuse, hum, this champion will kill you, kill your whole family, and then let people blow up your back door......" Duan Mingyu said viciously, I am afraid that this pig is not afraid of boiling water, so it looks very fierce and brutal!

"Okay, I agree!" Fang Wenchong said very calmly.

"What? What do you say? You've agreed to be the commander? "Happiness came too suddenly, so much so that Duan Mingyu wanted to pee!

"Well, yes, Fang agreed!" Fang Wenchong is still breezy and calm.

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