Chapter 159: Fake, Shet!
Duan Mingyu burst into tears with excitement...... There must be a demon when things go wrong, what tricks does this bastard have to play: "Why did you agree so easily, give me a reason first!"
Fang Wenchong said: "Without him, since Lang General took over Songzhou, it seems that there are fewer petitioners, fewer people shouting grievances, fewer people who are corrupt, fewer people who are being demolished, fewer people who are called to death, fewer people who are piáo prostitutes, fewer people who harm girls, fewer cousins' watches, and fewer Uncle Fang's real estate...... Social harmony, I am full of confidence in the future of the motherland again! Fang someone, what he is looking for is exactly this goal, you say, if you have the ability not to sell to people who know the goods, who should you sell it to? ”
"Well, yes, I love to hear this, from today onwards you will be the commander of the Ying Tian Army, and the five thousand soldiers of the Ying Tian Army welcome General Fang!"
Fang Wenchong was stunned for a moment, then his expression was very embarrassed, and he said awkwardly: "Actually, I promised so happily because I was in trouble!" ”
"What? What's your old man's deal? Duan Mingyu suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, is this to let labor and management take the cylinder for you?
"I knocked the ladder down." Fang Wenchong said uneasily.
A big stone in Duan Mingyu's heart suddenly fell to the ground, still staring intently at the sky, and asked, "Didn't the ladder smash the flower bed?" ”
"Hmm. Flower beds are fine. Fang Wenchong nodded affirmatively.
"Didn't you touch the chicken coop in the yard?" Duan Mingyu asked.
"Well, the chicken coop didn't fall over." Fang Wenchong continued to nod.
"Then it doesn't matter, just ask Wang Aiqing to hold up the ladder." Duan Mingyu finally puffed up his chest, as if he was very responsible.
But seeing Fang Wenchong hanging his head and saying, "Wang Aiqing is on the ladder." ”
Nima, what you mean is that you knocked down Wang Aiqing and the ladder.
Duan Mingyu's head is full of black lines, this, this......
"Where is that bastard Fang Wenchong, get out of here for General Ben, nǎinǎi you bear, straight lady thief, lying groove, Lao Tzu has no grievances with you, why yīn I, I am really too deceitful!" Wang Aiqing roared heartbreakingly.
Wang Aiqing was dressed in bandages, like a mummy dug up from an ancient Egyptian tomb, and was directly helped in, and as soon as she arrived, she pointed at Fang Wenchong and scolded.
When Duan Mingyu and Wang Aiqing scolded dryly, and their minds were in turmoil, Duan Mingyu decided to make a move, the purpose was to divert Wang Aiqing's attention and resolve the oolong incident into invisible.
Duan Mingyu interjected: "Wang Aiqing, it's not General Ben who said you, as a handsome young man with culture and quality...... 's followers, don't burst into foul language at every turn, the scolding of Groove, Fake, and Shet, how can you marry in the future...... Ahem, you can marry a daughter-in-law, I said, which bastard did you learn these swearing words from? ”
Wang Aiqing was extremely ashamed and a little embarrassed after hearing this. At this time, a frightened wild horse rushed into the camp tent and ran straight towards Duan Mingyu, Duan Mingyu hurriedly rolled and rolled to the side, escaping a catastrophe.
And the horse directly pierced the tent and galloped away from afar.
Duan Mingyu got up from the ground with a disgraced face and said angrily: ", you turtle-son, you dare to hit Lao Tzu's car!" Look at Lao Tzu can't kill you! ,, Fake, Shet! "
Everyone: "...... "
Wang Aiqing held Duan Mingyu's hand excitedly, and said with tears streaming down her face: "Childe, I understand, I finally understand!"
"If only you understood your mistakes." Duan Mingyu said with relief.
"No, I understand...... Lao Tzu learned this swear word from you bastard! Wang Aiqing said indignantly.
Duan Mingyu: "......"
"Good, good!"
Duan Mingyu's pupils tightened suddenly, a trace of ruthlessness flashed on his face, and he sighed and said, "From now on...... We are not alone! "Duan Mingyu is so thick-skinned, even at this juncture, he can not blush and his heart beat, he is very calm.
As soon as Duan Mingyu finished speaking, Fang Wenchong gave him a blank look, how could Lao Tzu follow such a scum, and then suddenly asked Duan Mingyu obscenely: "Duan Langjiang, do you look at the breasts or legs first when you look at the girls at first glance?" ”
Duan Mingyu replied calmly: "I usually look at my eyes first. ”
Fang Wenchong immediately gave a thumbs up in his heart, and felt that he was a person with depth, and then he heard him slowly pick up again: "If she doesn't notice that I'm looking at her, just keep looking at her breasts!" ”
Fang Wen is speechless and crazy......
Duan Mingyu glanced at Fang Wenchong, what kind of expression is this, looking down on this champion is not, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity, this champion can afford you, well, I suddenly found that this champion has a very ** silk man's rhythm.
Duan Mingyu coughed and said, "Brother Fang, I heard that your father works in a ministry of a state organ?" ”
"That's right." Fang Wenchong nodded in affirmation.
Duan Mingyu's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Wait until you go back and introduce me to your father, I can be an accountant." "Yo Xi, the champion of the ninety-nine multiplication table is like a stream, and the function image or something is even more handy, and it seems to be a good civil servant to be a relaxed civil servant!
"He doesn't need an accountant there." Fang Wenchong waved his hand, did he reject me? Ahem, it's not that easy.
"Then manage the file." Duan Mingyu continued, the whole household survey, the office staff such as the secretary is also very good!
"This ministry has no files." Fang Wenchong's face was full of calmness, and it was obvious that he was lying.
Duan Mingyu felt strange after hearing this, and asked: Then what is your father's department? ”
Fang Wenchong replied with a smile: "The commissary ......"
Nima, which bastard yīn me, the commissary also came, in line with the life creed of preferring to kill mistakes, not letting go, and making high use of waste. Duan Mingyu said cheekily: "The commissary is the commissary, ask your father, do you want to cooperate with this champion and open a supermarket!"
"Oh, the supermarket? What is it? Fang Wenchong looked dazed, and he was quite puzzled by this new thing!
"Strictly speaking, it is a shop, but it can sell all kinds of goods, chicken, duck, fish, pots and pans, only daily necessities can be sold!" Duan Mingyu spoke eloquently, speaking in an orderly manner, Wang Aiqing and Fang Wenchong were both eye-catching.
"It's a good idea, there are so many things, and when people buy things, they will definitely choose that ...... That supermarket! "Fang Wenchong is Fang Wenchong, I have read books, led soldiers, and I can see the mystery at a glance.
Duan Mingyu glanced at Fang Wenchong with great appreciation: "Brother Fang is really a rare talent in a hundred years, this seat has not mistaken you!"
I'll go, once in a hundred years to describe the flood! Everyone picked their noses and despised it.
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