As he was talking, the Yunyan girl had already begun to come up with the question, but she waved her sleeves, only to see a pair of upper couplets in the middle of the air, the handwriting was beautiful but sonorous and powerful, the ancients said: People are like their words, and they are like their people, which shows that Yunyan girl is not only talented, but also has a slightly manly pride, which makes everyone feel good.

The scholars couldn't help but read: "East pawn, West pawn, east and west pawn things." After the scholars read it, they didn't realize it, and many people began to prepare a pair.

Miss Yunyan waved her hands and said in a voice like a yellow bird: "The little woman Yunyan has seen all the talents, and the students are only shallow in learning. Now in front of the university, I hope that all of you will give advice, and if you answer skillfully to convince others, students will ask for advice in person. ”

Miss Yunyan's words made everyone feel comfortable, humble and flattering, and the scholars in the audience were already eager to try and prepare to deal with their talents, so they returned to the camp and said: "Miss Yunyan can rest assured, I can definitely give you a satisfactory answer today." ”

Zhang Xiaowu laughed out loud when he saw this uplink, because he had seen this pair when he was in junior high school, but there was a vulgar downlink between male classmates at that time: "Male students, female students, male and female students are male and female." He can't help but feel a little nostalgic for modern life, even though it is good now, it is not as good as modern life.

While the scholars were pondering, Zhang Xiaowu smiled, shook his head and seemed to have achieved something, Qingdai saw this and deliberately asked, "Is the son a good right?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu said badly: "Good is not right, vulgar is one, laughing and generous, don't say it." ”

Qing Dai leaned over and said, "Childe must have a furrow in his chest, why don't you show one or two." ”

Zhang Xiaowu glanced at her and said appreciatively: "You also have a furrow in your chest, when are you going to show one or two?" ”

Qing Dai first froze, then reacted, and suddenly blushed, and beat her coquettishly: "Oh, son, you are so bad, but people like it so much." ”

Zhang Xiaowu smiled, as if he felt that this was a little familiar, but he forgot where he had heard it, and then drank a little wine with Qingdai. No one knows whether the girl's shy appearance is true or not, but she just plays on the spot and cooperates with each other. The green calyx was sulking on the side, could it be that he had made a mistake with his chest flat? At this time, I saw a few scholars get up to deal with it, a thin and tall scholar stepped forward to deal with it, splashed ink in front of the Yantai, and then a turtle slave hung up the pair of scholars, and someone read: "South Hutong, North Hutong, North and South Hutong lead to North and South." ”

The others laughed and applauded, but although some people applauded, they didn't praise much, and this pair was a good pair, but it was a pity that it was too cheesy and should not be appreciated. In fact, what the pair needs is neatness, if it can be far-reaching, it will be more talented, but this kind of pair is very rare.

Yunyan girl said: "Yes, yes, yes, Xia Gongzi learned to be rich and had five cars, and he really made an extraordinary shot, and the little woman admired it." ”

The man sat down triumphantly, and said, "I see who can answer better." ”

There are other people who disdain, the so-called literati are light, there is no first martial arts and no second, and how can anyone be willing to be robbed of the limelight, so there is a thin and tall man in a blue shirt who got up, this person is afraid that he has an eight-foot figure, if he is a military general, he can be tall, but this person is a thin scholar.

The crowd shouted, "Isn't this Duran Du Xiucai?" But the home of the Chinese people also dare to spend here? ”

"I heard that although this Du Xiucai's family is poor, he lacks love to go to the flowers, and he is really a loser."

"After Duran was admitted to Xiucai at the age of sixteen, he was talented and intelligent, and everyone thought that he would soon become a protégé of the Son of Heaven. In the 20 years since he abandoned treatment, he has been taking exams in the neighborhood many times, but he has repeatedly failed to lift people, and now he can only make a western mat for the children of rich families to support himself. So it's been a little bit, and it's not necessarily good. ”

"This Duran didn't even have a family when he was established, just because he was infatuated with this Yunyan girl."

"How can Miss Yunyan look down on him? Why don't you drink the northwest wind with him? ”

Du Xiucai got up and stepped forward, and said with a wave of his hands: "The student is not talented, and he accidentally thought of a pair and made a fool of himself." Then he stepped forward and wrote the pair, and after hanging it, someone read: "Greeting left, greeting right, greeting left and right." ”

Everyone commented on this pair again, and said that the idea was good, but it was still right for the sake of being right, and lived up to the good intentions of Yunyan girl.

However, Du Xiucai's pair is better than the previous north-south alley, and the two pairs are barely a win, so Du Xiucai is full of superiority, and his eyes look at the Yunyan girl with a hint of pride. Miss Yunyan also gave him an encouraging look, and suddenly Du Xiucai's bones were crispy, and he couldn't wait to step forward and shout now: "Yunyan is mine, I'd rather drink his footwashing water......"

The green calyx girl couldn't help but say, "Xiucai Durant is excellent." ”

Zhang Xiaowu smiled and said, "His name is Durant? No wonder I love to drink footwater. ”

Green Calyx corrected: "Du Xiucai is called Duran, not Durant, who is Durant?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "A person in my hometown who likes to drink foot-washing water, likes to kneel on the ground and beg to be the other party's little brother when he can't beat people, what is his character...... Bah! Sorry, there's a hair at the corner of the mouth. ”

The second daughter pursed her lips and smiled.

Zhang Xiaowu said with emotion: "This surnamed Du is tall, and if he doesn't join the army, he is blind." ”

"Blind...... What is the meaning? Qing Dai asked.

"The meaning of waste, the vernacular of my hometown." Zhang Xiaowu said, "You see, this person is eight feet tall, one foot taller than me, if such a big man is armed with a spear, he is naturally a few feet away from others, and he was stabbed to death first before others hit him." ”

Green Calyx asked, "Childe is ...... After the door? ”

Zhang Xiaowu laughed perfunctorily, and at this time, he saw a fat-headed and big-eared boy come forward to fight against him, this fat boy should not be a local, so that everyone talked about it, but they didn't know who this person's surname was. Sister Dongxiang asked: "Childe is rich, dare to ask Childe's name, where does the family come from?" ”

The fat boy said: "Liu Neng Liu Gongzi of Chengdu Mansion in Yizhou." ”

Zhang Xiaowu almost choked himself to death with a sip of wine, what the hell? Liu Neng? Ivory Hill also crossed? Xie Dajia, Zhao Si and Liu Yishui didn't come. He took a closer look at this person, except for being fatter, with smaller eyes, and a more obscene face, he didn't have any characteristics, and he looked like a brother Neng. But Zhang Xiaowu didn't dare to underestimate the person who called Liu Neng, but anyone who dared to call this name was very powerful. In his world, Liu Neng is not only an actor, but also a professional level of billiards skills, and once represented China in the World Billiards Masters. (Chinese Eight Balls)

Guan Cheng asked, "Young Master, do you know this Young Master Liu?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Don't underestimate, don't underestimate." ”

Dong Xiang let people unfold their pen and ink, and said with a slight smile: "Liu Gongzi, please." Liu Neng stood up with a fat figure and walked forward slowly.

The others began to scoff, "Can such a fat pig answer correctly? ”

"Do you care whether you are a fat pig or a thin pig, maybe you can answer it."

"What can he say, fat pork, lean pork, fat lean pork?"

"Oh, brother, Tai is a talent! It is so appropriate to the situation, not weak to wait for this absolute offering, not to ask the girl to fall in love, but to ask everyone to look at it. ”

"Hahaha, brother's little talent is nothing, but if he can't answer, I can be sarcastic."

Zhang Hong suddenly said: "This Liu Neng Liu Gongzi, could it be the Yizhou Hundred Flowers who have tasted all the flowers?" I heard that this person has a huge man, and he has the posture of a heavenly man since he was a child, and he was only promoted to a scholar in the middle of the show, but because the court did not like businessmen, he wrote a poem praising businessmen in the palace examination and finally ended up in the last place on the list. Since then, this person has traveled the mountains and rivers to play among the flowers, visited the world's famous buildings, threatened to paint the world's famous prostitutes, and made a hundred flower pictures, so he was called a hundred dandies. ”

"Oh...... It turned out to be him, but the playboy was actually a fat man, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it......"

Liu Gongzi's article was completed overnight, and a turtle slave sang: "The south waves, the north waves, the north and the south waves." After the turtle slave finished singing, everyone burst into laughter, this hundred dandies really lived up to their names, even the thirteen sons in the distance also covered their mouths and smiled, beckoning people and saying: "This person is interesting, I want to get acquainted." ”

There were a few talented people before and after the couplet, but they were all just words, and they didn't surpass this Liu Gongzi. That Liu Gongzi may be drunk, or maybe he is used to being proud in Yizhou on weekdays, so he regretted: "Hundai Shizi, but Erer." As soon as these words came out, they immediately provoked the angry eyes of the scholars in the banquet. Although these two wolf passes are at the north and south passes, they belong to Daizhou, and Hunzhou is adjacent to Daizhou.

The thirteenth prince heard all kinds of rumors about the hundred flower boys and wanted to befriend this person, but he didn't want this person to be so arrogant and obedient with his talent, so he gritted his teeth and said, "This person deserves to die!" ”

The guard next to him whispered, "Childe, I will make sure that he will not see the moon tomorrow." ”

The thirteenth prince shook his head and said, "No, this person can't be killed, at least not on the territory of the Murong family." The guard nodded in understanding.

Seeing that the students were indignant, rolling up their sleeves and preparing to fight over, Liu Gongzi got up and smiled contemptuously, Yang Shou straightened his chest, and walked in all directions and said sarcastically: "What? If you can't compare to me, you can't do it? Come on, Liu's good head can be taken as much as possible, but there are no literati in the two wolf cities, and I am afraid that it will be passed down through the ages. ”

The students were so angry that they gritted their teeth, but they really couldn't kill people, if they really killed him and hurt him, it would seem that these two wolf city people were narrow-minded, talentless and virtuous, and were despised by the world.

Zhang Xiaowu said in his heart that this person is like Zhou Libo, which makes people have no choice but to beat him with a hood in half of the third watch.