"Oh, really, slow down." Yu Chi Baolin said as he slowly walked behind Shan Zhuokun, stretched out his hand and patted his back gently, "Isn't it venison rice?" As for the excitement, is it like this? ”

Shan Zhuokun was immediately angry when he heard this, and directly lost his eyes, letting him realize it for himself.

After a long time, he finally poured a sigh of relief, and then he didn't get angry and said, "This rice is too hard, so I won't eat it." As for the hellish court etiquette you said, my brother wouldn't learn it even if he was beaten to death. If the emperor is really not pleasing to the eye, the big deal is that the brother will copy the old business again and go to the rivers and lakes to tell fortunes. ”

After Shan Zhuokun finished speaking, he lifted the quilt and got up to leave. At this time, he really didn't care about Yu Chi Baolin's thoughts, and just wanted to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.

Since he was a child, he has been running rivers and lakes with his master. Those days were hard, but they were also very happy. Now seeing that the luxurious palace is about to become a birdcage for him, Shan Zhuokun, who has lost his freedom, is naturally ten thousand unwilling.

"Hey, Shangxian, I'll just joke with you." Seeing that Shan Zhuokun was really angry, Yu Chi Baolin hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed his sleeve, accompanied by a smiling face, and persuaded him with kind words, "You, don't be angry anymore." ”

When Shan Zhuokun heard him say this, the anger in his heart gradually calmed down, but his face still looked angry.

"Let go!" He deliberately flicked the sleeves of his robe and said angrily.

"Don't let it go!" Yu Chi Baolin pursed his lips, with a stubborn face, like a coquettish child.

The reason why he did this was because of his friendship with Shan Zhuokun. Although the two have not known each other for a long time now, he really regards each other as friends. On the other hand, it is the emperor's request. Anyway, Shan Zhuokun is now also the newly appointed Si Cheng of the Imperial Heavenly Prison, if he runs away on the first day of work, once this matter spreads, it will inevitably be discussed a lot, and then he will really roast himself on the fire.

Therefore, no matter what way he says, he can't let the other party just leave.

When Shan Zhuokun saw him like this, his heart suddenly softened, and he sighed deeply, and his tone instantly eased a lot.

"Okay, I'm not leaving. Since I have come here by mistake, I can only come and settle down. Still, again, what I don't like the most is red tape. If you don't want to force me to leave, then don't bother me with any Rausch etiquette. ”

The expression on Yu Chi Baolin's face was still drizzling just now, and when he heard Shan Zhuokun say this, he suddenly turned cloudy and sunny, and agreed with a smile:

"Rest assured, General Ben has never liked those rules. Since we are fellow believers, we will put these aside in the future, so as not to worry about looking unpleasant. ”

This sentence is right, as a person in the army, what he likes more is the Xiao Sa who goes into battle to kill the enemy and the wanton pleasure of drinking wine and eating meat in a big bowl. As for these standing and kneeling etiquette, it was really a headache, if it weren't for his father Wei Chigong's repeated orders to force himself to study hard, he would have been impatient.

"Well, that's my good brother." Shan Zhuokun stretched out his right hand in front of Yu Chi Baolin, and said with a smile, "A word is a certainty." ”

"It's a deal."

Yu Chi Baolin stretched out his left hand and grabbed the other party's right hand tightly, and said with a smile on his back.

Afterwards, Yu Chi Baolin asked Chunxue and Xia He to come together to serve Shan Zhuokun to freshen up, and when he saw that the other party was wearing a vermilion official robe embroidered with a crane pattern, he was standing in front of the bronze mirror and constantly looking at himself, and couldn't help but say again:

"Shangxian, it's not that Wei Chi talks too much, no matter what, you are also the first time to go to the court today, and you still have to know the things. Don't look at the appearance of this civil and military official, he looks very kind, but in fact, there are many bends and bends in it. You have a straightforward temperament, you must be careful, otherwise you may offend people and burn yourself if you don't know what's going on. ”

Shan Zhuokun stared at Yu Chi Baolin, secretly guessing in his heart.

As a modern person, although he has not lived a working life before, he often listens to his little neighbors chattering about various unspoken rules. It is said that if you want to mix well in the workplace, you must first learn to observe words and looks. In addition, there is a more important one, that is, to protect yourself, don't stand in line. Unexpectedly, the workplace of the Tang Dynasty a thousand years ago also had these rules, when did these people become so smart?

At this moment, Shan Zhuokun suddenly remembered the lines of a certain TV series he had watched before. The line goes something like this:

What you're playing now is actually what I used to play is what I used to play.

He didn't believe it before, but it seems to be true now.

Seeing that the other party didn't speak, Yu Chi Baolin said to himself again:

"Let's not talk about it, let's talk about the relationship between the prime minister. You saw it yesterday, not only do you like to enable newcomers, but you also like to pursue everything new. This is nothing, he especially likes to get to the bottom of everything, and he has to ask everything to the bottom of everything. As for Du Xiang, his scheming is much calmer than him, and he talks very little, but he is very decisive in doing things, and he is definitely a ruthless character. As for Wei Xiang, don't look at him yesterday, he seems to be targeting you in everything, and he doesn't like to listen to his words directly, but this person's heart is also the softest. As long as you are willing to get along with him, he will naturally return the favor. ”

Shan Zhuokun blinked, remembering that it had been written in the book before that the prime minister of the ancient court was all served by one person. Listening to what Yu Chi Baolin meant just now, this is not a prime minister at all, but a prime minister's group? If that's the case, when there is a disagreement, then why not quarrel?

"Are there three of you prime ministers here?" Thinking of this, Shan Zhuokun asked curiously.

"Well, good math." Yu Chi Baolin nodded and said affirmatively. However, he quickly stretched out his right hand and spread all five fingers, "However, you are really wrong, our prime minister is not three, but five. ”

"Five?" Shan Zhuokun exclaimed in surprise.

Seeing him so surprised, Yu Chi Baolin suddenly showed a rare and strange contemptuous expression, pouted and said, "What's this, there were still seven people in the previous dynasty." ”

Shan Zhuokun patted his forehead with his hand, trying to calm his emotions: "It seems that you are quite democratic here, and even the most important prime minister is served by five people." Presumably, they should get along well, right? ”

"Of course not." Yu Chi Baolin shook his head like a rattle, "In addition to discussing official affairs when five people are together, of course they are quarrelling. However, it may also be bad luck, although Wei Xiang looks powerful on the surface, he always loses in the end, and he is not the opponent of the other four people at all. ”

"Oh?"

Shan Zhuokun lowered his head and groaned for a moment, and suddenly a wicked smile appeared on his lips. At the same time, a bold thought struck his mind and became clear.

"Yes, that's it." Shan Zhuokun couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart anymore, and said happily to himself.