"Shangxian, what's wrong with you?" When Yu Chi Baolin heard Shan Zhuokun's words, he immediately showed a puzzled look.

Shan Zhuokun quickly gathered his spirit, and said with a smile: "General Wei Chi, do you know the story of beating Doudou?" ”

"Beat Doudou?!" Yu Chi Baolin said curiously.

Shan Zhuokun smiled even more, he cleared his throat, and said slowly: "Once upon a time, there was a TV station visiting Penguin Island, and they planned to interview a hundred penguins. At that time, because this mission was blind and he didn't do much desk work before he came, the reporter didn't know anything about what was going to happen next. Soon after landing on the island, they met their first penguin and asked, 'What's your favorite thing to do?' The penguin replied, 'Eat, sleep, and hunt beanie.' After listening to this, the reporter was very strange, because although they knew the meaning of eating and sleeping, they were inexplicable what Doudou was. I thought that the next one would be changed to another statement, but who knew that the second, third and ninety-nine versions were all exactly the same, all of them were 'eating, sleeping, and beating beans'. At this time, the reporter also seemed to understand, it seems that this Doudou should be a national sport. Finally, they met the hundredth penguin, and this time the penguin's answer was a little different from the previous one, just a simple answer of 'eat and sleep'. After listening to it, the reporter felt strange, hey, no, didn't it all say that it was beating Doudou before? Why didn't this penguin say that? So, the reporter continued to ask: 'Then do you also shoot Doudou?' 'Guess so?' ”

"What's wrong?" Yu Chi Baolin said dumbfoundedly.

Shan Zhuokun deliberately stiffened his face and said: "The penguin said aggrievedly, 'Because I am Doudou. 'Hahaha...... I really laughed at it. ”

After speaking, he could no longer hold back his daze laughing nerves, and leaned forward and laughed wildly.

Yu Chi Baolin looked at Shan Zhuokun in a daze, he really didn't understand why Shangxian suddenly became like this? The story just now, even if he wants to break his head, he can't analyze where the joke is?

What is a TV station and what is a penguin? And that damn Doudou, what the hell is that, why did Shangxian suddenly dance with his eyebrows at the mention of this, as if he had become another person.

What the hell is going on?

Shan Zhuokun lowered his head, pressed his stomach with both hands, and laughed wildly for a long time. After his emotions gradually calmed down, he glanced at Yu Chi Baolin in front of him with his spare eyes. Seeing that the other party just looked at him in astonishment, he felt even more funny, so he laughed again for no reason.

Then again, he can't be blamed for that. Since crossing the Tang Dynasty, during this period of time, it has indeed been a matter of holding back my stomach. After all, it is really sad to be regarded as a day of God for no reason. If he could, he would rather be a little deflated san running around the world like he used to.

"Shangxian, why are you laughing?" Yu Chi Baolin waited silently for a moment, and saw that Shan Zhuokun still refused to stop, so he asked bluntly.

Shan Zhuokun was asked by him like this, and he suddenly felt a little unbearable in his heart, so he straightened up, waved his hand, and said a little breathlessly:

"Nothing...... It's just that...... I just think ..... It's just funny. ”

Funny? Yu Chi Baolin blinked, still with a blank expression. He really couldn't figure out what was so funny about it.

Shan Zhuokun took a breath, and after making sure that his emotions had calmed down, he reached out and patted Yu Chi Baolin's shoulder, and said with something in his words:

"General Wei Chi, don't worry. My brother's brain is so smart, he will definitely not make it difficult for him. Even if you really want to beat Doudou, you will do it very smartly, and you won't see any flaws at all. ”

The reason why he has such 100% confidence is because of a strong belief in himself. In any case, as a modern person, you must be much smarter than the ancient people.

Even if there is a crisis in the court, he believes that he can still cope with it.

"Okay." Wei Chi Baolin said with a smile, "Then I can rest assured, with the presence of the immortals, this general can sit back and relax." ”

With that, the two looked at each other and smiled.

At this time, I heard a rush of footsteps from outside. Under the gaze of the two, an attendant hurriedly walked in, clasped his fists and saluted:

"Major General Qiyu, Master Shan, the sedan chair to go to the palace has been prepared, and it is waiting at the door at this moment."

"Hmm." Yu Chi Baolin nodded to his entourage with satisfaction, and turned his head sideways to Shan Zhuokun and said, "Shangxian, please." ”

"Please." Shan Zhuokun smiled and nodded in response.

Under the guidance of their entourage, the two walked forward side by side while talking and laughing. In a few moments, they were at the gate.

Sure enough, at this moment, two jujube eight-person sedan chairs had stopped majestically at the door. The palanquin drivers were chatting together at the moment, and when they saw the two coming, they hurriedly greeted them together, bowed and greeted each other, and their attitude was extremely humble.

"Shangxian may not know that my Datang also has extremely strict regulations in terms of matching sedan chairs." After Yu Chi Baolin stood still on the steps, he pointed to the sedan chair in front of him and said to Shan Zhuokun eloquently, "This sedan chair has a total of three colors, bright yellow is a dragon sedan chair, only the emperor and members of the imperial family can use it, and senior officials like you and me sit in a purple sedan chair, symbolizing the rising purple qi and the auspicious spirit." The low-level officials and the famous people use a green sedan chair, which is a symbol of the new entry. Although Shangxian does not like to be bound by etiquette, these most basic rules should still be remembered. ”

Shan Zhuokun was itched by Yu Chi Baolin's words, he really didn't expect that one day he would turn a crow into a phoenix and somehow become a high-ranking official.

However, since he is an official, there will inevitably be many constraints in the officialdom. He also had to try to restrain his temper and play the role of an official.

Although it is very likely that the monk hit the clock for a day......

Thinking of this, Shan Zhuokun unconsciously smiled dumbly again.

He looked sideways at Yu Chi Baolin, learned from the appearance of the ancient officials in the TV series, and hugged his fist to the other party:

"Thank you General Wei Chi for your advice, this officer knows."

"Well, if that's the case, let's go up to the court together." Yu Chi Baolin said with a smile.

The two got on the sedan chair respectively, and after the sedan curtain was lowered, the sedan chair drivers issued a call sign at any time. Then, the sedan chair was steadily lifted and slowly walked along the bluestone paved alley.