Chapter 148: Losing Again...... Chop your hands
"Really! Why is a pair of preserved eggs bigger than a pair of J? Why? What kind of rules are it? "The person who spoke was Cheng Junyu, and this Nizi had already lost so much that her face was green.
"A pair of aces...... Big you, a pair of preserved eggs. Yang Zhaoniang wiped her sweat, and her face was not much better-looking: "Why does this symbol pronounce 'k'?" It's hard to recognize......"
Duan Mingyu sat below Yang Zhaoniang, his face was the sunniest, and it was obvious that he was the big winner.
Duan Mingyu calmly threw out a pair of cards: "Hehe, I'm sorry, I can control your pair of aces with one pair of two." ”
"I'm a pair of kings!" Cheng Junyu's momentum of throwing cards does not have the ladylike demeanor of Ping Rì, very domineering and mighty.
Duan Mingyu smiled dangerously, spread his hands, and said with bad intentions: "I'm sorry, my cards are out, Junyu girl, Zhaoniang sister, I ...... promised"
Yang Zhaoniang and Cheng Junyu looked at each other for a moment, took out a tael of silver, and reluctantly pushed it to Duan Mingyu's table.
"Miss Junyu, thirty-three cards down, how much do you owe me in total?" Cheng Junyu folded his fingers and counted for a while: "Each card loses one or two silvers, and thirty-three is ...... Thirty-three taels of silver? ”
Counting and counting, Cheng Junyu slapped the table with surprise on his face: "The slave family lost so much that their clothes were in a cold sweat, and they only lost more than thirty taels, hehe, Zhuang Yuanlang, come on!" ”
Duan Mingyu stared at him blankly, silently, more than thirty taels of silver is equivalent to half a year's Fenglu of your old father Cheng Zhiyuan.
Cheng Junyu was a little unconfident by Duan Mingyu's gaze, crossed his fingers and counted again, and then straightened up his well-developed breasts, and said confidently: "Thirty-three taels of silver, is there anything wrong?" ”
Duan Mingyu shook his head and sighed, and then said slowly: "This money is a lot, Miss Junyu, who gave you the courage and wisdom?" ”
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"Childe, have you forgotten that Lord Cheng recently received a gift and received hand cramps, and his family wealth is no less than 10,000 yuan, and you also gave Master Cheng 100,000 taels of silver for settling in!" Wang Aiqing lost no time in reminding.
Duan Mingyu slapped the table: "Ancestors, you are a plank, it turns out that this is the case, you beat it over, and it is Lao Tzu's own silver that you won, no wonder, no wonder ......"
Cheng Junyu covered his mouth and smiled: "So, Childe, can we start over?"
"Oh, okay, Zhao Niang, hurry up and shuffle the cards!" Duan Mingyu ordered not politely at all.
Yang Zhaoniang reluctantly shuffled the cards, and kept muttering why it was me again.
"Come on, officials, avenge the slave family, shame before the snow!" Wan Yanyan cheered for Duan Mingyu on the side.
Very good, Duan Mingyu is worthy of being our daughter-in-law, and she knows that she has been encouraged to do a good job of thinking for her son.
Luck is like feng shui, it can't always be good.
Duan Mingyu's next luck seemed to have fallen into a dung pit, it stinked so much that it couldn't stink anymore, in order not to let his won money go down the drain, Duan Mingyu had to temporarily change the rules of fighting landlords, of course, in fact, it can also be said that it is nonsense, strictly speaking, it is also a dumping of the skin, regardless of which righteous words are fighting the landlord is the same as being a man, the brand is like a character, and the obscene person will be laid.
Therefore, Duan Mingyu can barely be regarded as an out-and-out obscene person.
Yang Zhaoniang triumphantly played two cards and read: "One against four!"
"A nine!" Duan Mingyu's face was not red, and his heart did not beat and played a card.
"Can a card manage two pairs?" Yang Zhaoniang asked incomprehensibly.
Duan Mingyu patted his strong chest, and said confidently: "Of course you can manage it, what is the sum of two fours?"
"It's equal to eight, what's wrong......" Yang Zhaoniang was even more confused.
"Who's bigger, eight or nine?"
"Naturally...... Nine! Yang Zhaoniang's voice became smaller and smaller, and according to Duan Mingyu's thinking, she decisively entered the pit.
Duan Mingyu continued to guide and said: "Well, that's right, nine can manage eight, why can't you manage one to four, cough cough...... Do you still have comments? ”
"Oh, no." Yang Zhaoniang shook her head, buried her head and continued to stare at the cards in her hand.
"Then go on, you have to follow the rules when playing cards, no matter what your identity is at the table, what is the relationship with someone in me, well, more importantly, you have to give money if you lose." At this moment, Duan Mingyu felt as if he was standing on the commanding heights of morality.
A lesson with a sense of justice to the two big yellow flower girls, one big and one small, he has the final right to explain the landlord, and the result is basically no different from opening the plug-in. I have to say that playing cards with this kind of person is simply a big catastrophe that the rest of the people have to spend in their lives......
However, Yang Zhaoniang and Cheng Junyu are two novices in the game world, and the rookies in the landlord world are immersed in the novelty and fun of fighting the landlord, and they are unaware of how wrongly they lose each of their cards.
In the end, the two girls kept losing as much as a few purses, but Duan Mingyu had a big pair of silver piled up in front of his desk, Duan Mingyu couldn't help but feel good, the smile on his face bloomed like a chrysanthemum, and there was no guilt for cheating and playing Laipi at all.
"If I lose the next time I play with you, I'll ......!" Yang Zhaoniang raised her orchid finger indignantly, and she couldn't jump a fart for a long time.
"What are you going to do? What do you want to do with the little girl's film? Duan Mingyu said with a smile.
"Lose again...... Chop your hands! ”
This was the last sentence that Yang Zhaoniang threw before leaving. When he left, he had no place to vent his anger. Of course, you can't take anything away except anger, because from now on, the money Yang Zhaoniang lost will be surnamed Duan!
Duan Mingyu looked at Yang Zhaoniang's departing back and sighed, his eyes full of smiles. "With this IQ, even if you are a thousand-armed Guanyin, you are not enough for you to chop ......."
The right hand turned into the sleeve, and between the two fingers magically appeared a card that had been hidden for a long time, a 3, raised his hand, and the card floated in the wind......
This guy is still hiding the card, after Duan Mingyu threw the card out, he suddenly remembered that Wan Yanyan and Cheng Junyu, the two little girls, have not left!
"Ah, Childe...... You ......" Duan Mingyu hurriedly said
Duan Mingyu, whose face was as thick as a city wall, naturally reacted quickly, and said with a smile: "Let Miss Junyu laugh, cough cough, child, just play with her, why take it seriously!"
"So, this money ......"
"Oh, of course I've returned it all to you......"
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