Duan Mingyu pushed the silver on the table in front of Cheng Junyu quite painfully: "Okay, it's all yours!" Don't tell Zhao Niang about this kind of foolish thing, so as not to damage my tall image......"

"Well, the slave family knows!" Cheng Junyu's eyes lit up suddenly: "If you want it, you must not tell Zhao Niang, cough cough...... Why don't we do it again! ”

"What don't you tell me?" Yang Zhaoniang suddenly appeared at the door and said in a daze.

Duan Mingyu was full of black lines: "Lao Tzu believes in your evil ......" and then Duan Mingyu kept giving Cheng Junyu a smile, Miss Cheng, you are the first talented woman in Bianzhou who was once all the rage, but don't show your stuffing!

Cheng Junyu took a deep breath and said: "Okay, tell you not to tell her, it's because he told me not to tell you, now I tell you not to tell him, I told you, if he asks you, I told you, if he asks you, I told you, you told you if I told you, I didn't tell you!"

Everyone's cheeks twitched, and their eyes rolled wildly......

Sure enough, she is the first talented woman, and she deserves her name!

Yang Zhaoniang shook her somewhat dizzy head and asked, "Brother Mingyu, when I came back, I suddenly remembered a few rather profound questions, I am only 11 years old this year, so I don't know what is going on, everyone calls you champion, so I want to ask you about this question."

"Oh, it's a good habit to be diligent and inquisitive, I like it, may I ask Sister Zhaoniang what she wants to ask Shenma?" Duan Mingyu asked with a smile on his face.

"May I ask what you once said about the difference between your friends and **?" Yang Zhaoniang's simple eyes made Duan Mingyu sure that she didn't make fun of herself, so Duan Mingyu suddenly felt that she was shouldering a huge pressure from the future of the motherland...... Duan Mingyu thought about it for most of the day. Then he answered Yang Zhaoniang's rather difficult question very seriously: "Friends are friends who eat KFC together, and ** are friends who eat instant noodles together." The former focuses on communication, the latter on efficiency. “

Duan Mingyu looked at Yang Zhaoniang very deeply, "Do you understand now?" ”

"Understood, I don't know what this KFC and instant noodles are?" Yang Zhaoniang raised her head and said with a blank expression.

Duan Mingyu was speechless for an instant, and hurriedly explained with the thinking of an ancient person: "This, this...... KFC is grilled chicken, instant noodles is yang chūn noodles, do you have any questions? ”

Yang Zhaoniang nodded and continued to ask: "Of course, you are usually busy, and I want to ask you a lot of questions!" ”

"Oh, while there is no dinner yet, you can ask! This champion will give you one by one! Duan Mingyu took off the armor on his body and threw it aside, and sat upright.

Wan Yanyan and Cheng Junyu's two daughters also sat on the side and watched Duan Mingyu show their might with admiration, their eyes were full of red stars shining!

I only heard Yang Zhaoniang say: "There is another question about the "Journey to the West" you told me, I can't figure it out, since Tang Seng can live forever after eating the meat, why doesn't he bite himself, so that he can live forever, anyway, I haven't heard that other immortals can die forever, so in the end, isn't Tang Seng invincible, what else do you learn from the scriptures?"

Duan Mingyu was stunned for a moment, then looked at Yang Zhaoniang, and felt that it was quite right, this girl is really smart and clever, such an esoteric question also came out, Lao Tzu really didn't think of how to answer for a while, Duan Mingyu also felt that Yang Zhaoniang was not unreasonable, if Tang Seng could endure the pain of cutting flesh, tsk, immortality really belongs to him.

Duan Mingyu thought for a long time, and then patted his head, reacted, and said, "Oh, monks can't eat meat." ”

"Oh oh, I see, I didn't think of it. Mingyu, you're so ...... Clever! Now Yang Zhaoniang admires Duan Mingyu even more, and she has no choice but to say it, and she has decisively become Duan Mingyu's die-hard fan.

Duan Mingyu smiled and said: "Actually, the most intriguing part is not here, there are clouds in "Journey to the West", cough cough, let me ask you first, the banana fan was picked by Taishang Laojun, right?"

"Like, probably, like, right......" The three girls all had their heads pecked like chickens pecking rice.

It's good, that's what I want.

Duan Mingyu said: "But the banana fan is in the hands of the princess of the iron fan!" Duan Mingyu continued to induce: "The Bull Demon King doesn't know the true fire of samadhi at all, this is also a well-known thing, right?"

"That's right!" There was another nodding motion in unison.

"Although the Bull Demon King doesn't know the true fire of Samadhi, he ...... Ahem, there is a problem that we can't ignore, that is, the true fire of samadhi, but the red child is born with it, and the connotation of this is really intriguing! You say, between the Iron Fan Princess and the Taishang Laojun, there is wood and jiān-love, and there is wood?! ”

Duan Mingyu took out a Great China cigarette, lit it, and laughed obscenely while smoking!

"Phew!" Cheng Junyu and Wan Yanyan were speechless.

Yang Zhaoniang stretched out her little head and asked, "Brother Mingyu, why do you always giggle when you smoke!"

Duan Mingyu's sunny smile suddenly froze: "Ancestors, you are a plank, you don't understand this, according to the investigation and demonstration of professionals in relevant departments, every time you smoke a cigarette, you have to live three seconds less, laugh more and live five seconds more, and surf the Internet while smoking, hehe, let's make a net profit of two seconds......

Yang Zhaoniang finally couldn't help it, children also have tempers, a move "Tianma Meteor Fist" suddenly made Yang Zhaoniang's little Lori's charm value completely explode, staring at the steel arm that fell towards Duan Mingyu with full strength, and suddenly felt like fanning everyone around him, and then rushed up...... Take a group photo! Then he excitedly held Duan Mingyu's hand and said a string of extremely non-fluent bird language, and finally ...... Flash!

Duan Mingyu raised his head and sighed: "Under the wind of the world, people's hearts are not ancient, and the current little pot friends are easy to be impulsive, and they don't know how to understand the mood of our old people......

Back then, in modern society, within a few days, the price of water and food had risen, and the two conditions necessary for human survival were restricted...... What's so good!

"Dinner, dinner, hey, childe, you have ...... on your face" Wang Aiqing looked at Duan Mingyu's dark eyes in confusion.

"This, it was a pure accident, when my son entered the door, he accidentally fell...... Ahem, well, that's what it looks like! "Duan Mingyu gives full play to this Ah qjīng god, quite the Tao of ** silk.

"Oh, so that's the case, then, sit down, and when Lord Cheng comes back, we'll eat!" Wang Aiqing, this fool, really believes it!

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