"You said that Miss Junyu is beautiful and talented, my father is still an official of the imperial court, a feudal official, and the talents who pursue her can't be counted on two hands, why don't any of them see it right, cough cough, I actually want second-hand goods like my son." Wang Aiqing shook her head and said.

Duan Mingyu immediately red-eyed: "What, what are you talking about?" You say that this son is second-hand! If you have the ability, you can try it again......"

"Second-hand!"

"I have the ability to say it again!" Duan Mingyu's anger value is getting higher and higher, and he is ready to amplify his moves at any time.

"Second-hand!"

"You say it ten times!"

Wang Aiqing: "......"

Duan Mingyu snorted and said: "Where is the kind of thing like feelings that a rough person like you can understand, men's love is born from looking down, and women's love is born from looking up." If love is like a mountain, then the more men go up, the more women they can look down, and the higher up a woman goes, the fewer men can look up, which may explain why the more high-end women are more likely to be left behind! ”

"From the side, this son is handsome and chic, the jade tree is in the wind, everyone loves him, and the flowers bloom, he is really a handsome pot that is rare in a century, so he will stand out among thousands of people and become the idol and male god in the minds of Junyu's sister, yours, understand?" Duan Mingyu shook his long hair narcissistically and said.

Yang Zhaoniang bit Duan Mingyu's arm: "Narcissistic to this extent, you are really a talent!"

Duan Mingyu decisively rewarded Yang Zhaoniang with two bursts, and said viciously: "You belong to a dog?"

"You can see that!" Yang Zhaoniang, who did not show weakness

He glared at Duan Mingyu hatefully.

"Zhao Niang!"

"What do you want me to do?"

"Can you stop messing with me vexatiously?" Duan Mingyu said with a headache, foodies, old criminals are confused, lack of heart, Zhao Niang is invincible.

Yang Zhaoniang crossed her waist with her small hands: "What?" You say I'm being unreasonable, okay, yes, it's me being unreasonable, you, as a man, when we fight, don't you say sorry first, don't you say sorry to me! I don't have any energy at all, I have a small belly and chicken intestines, and my heart and eyes are ...... My fingernails are that big. Yang Zhaoniang stretched out her little finger and gestured.

Duan Mingyu was speechless, he was stunned for a long time, and finally spit out those two heartbreaking words with difficulty in his mouth: "I'm sorry!"

"Do you think saying sorry is the end of it?" Yang Zhaoniang said. Duan Mingyu picked his nose, Okay, I admit it, that's how men are driven crazy.

"Zhao Niang, can you mature a little?" Duan Mingyu said.

"I am already considered mature, that day Mr. asked the students in our class, asked us if we have our own ideals, and Mr. also said that as long as you have ideals, it proves that you are mature." Yang Zhaoniang's words changed, and suddenly she was sharp, and said angrily, "I'm sorry, I am the only one in the class who said my ideals, and Mr. is very satisfied with my ideas, and praises me for being very mature!" ”

"Oh, Zhao Niang, what is your ideal?" Duan Mingyu asked curiously.

"My dream is to be a doctor!" Yang Zhaoniang raised her little hand and said with a wistful expression.

Wang Aiqing slapped her thigh suddenly: "It's good to be a doctor, and your social status is high."

Wan Yanyan nodded: "The doctor's welfare income is also good."

Duan Mingyu also said approvingly: "Indeed, doctors have other incomes besides salaries!" What's more important is that it is convenient to find a partner in the future. ”

Duan Mingyu was very satisfied when he heard Yang Zhaoniang's barely a great idea, and then asked Yang Zhaoniang, "Zhaoniang, why do you want to be a doctor?" Give a reason first. ”

Yang Zhaoniang glanced at everyone: "Didn't you say that doctors can treat diseases and save people?"

Ancestors, you are a plank, I admit that we are evil, under the wind of the world, people's hearts are not ancient.

I remember that in the sixties and seventies of the twentieth century, people generally believed that Fahai imprisoned Xu Xian for the purpose of catching demons; In the ** decade, people basically agreed that Fahai was embarrassed because he liked the white snake; But in the 21st century, the public almost thinks that Fahai will fight with Bai Suzhen because he wants to get Xu Xian. What does this mean?

Duan Mingyu looked towards the sky and sighed leisurely: "Society is getting more and more obscene......

Now Yang Zhaoniang is becoming more and more sensible, and it is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation to always have compassion in her heart, Duan Mingyu feels very pleased, yes, we have to be a literate foodie, Confucius has clouds: the bright moonlight in front of the bed, I want to drink pimple soup. People are thinner than yellow flowers, and they still remember the pot meat. Xiaohe showed his sharp corners and took a look at the stewed beans with pork ribs. The moon falls and the sky is full of frost, the wind is on the south bank of the Green River, and when will the bright moon bake cold noodles. Jun asked if the return date was not due, so he came to stew stupid chicken with hazelnut mushrooms. I advise the heavenly prince to shake and pancakes with chicken fillets. In the heavenly wish to be a winged bird, sit on the street and wait to eat barbecue. Labor and management really admire myself.

"Alas, Young Master Ben looks like a tiger, so he doesn't need such a great and distant ideal as Zhao Niang, the ideal below is ......"

"Stop, don't talk about ideals, Wang Aiqing, just your little loss, you look very creative, it's your courage to live, ugly is not your intention, it's just that God is drunk and has a little temper, you have to live bravely, if there is no you, who can set off the beauty of the world."

。 Duan Mingyu seized the opportunity and hit Wang Aiqing hard.

"Ahem, what do you mean to be ugly? It's not too ugly, right, at least I usually hang my girl, and the bubble chick is no problem! Wang Aiqing said.

"I'll go, that's because I have labor and management covering you, do you really think this world is pure?" Duan Mingyu sighed.

"If I had a choice in life, I would like to live in a news broadcast, where prices are basically not rising, traffic is basically not blocked, the environment is basically improved, the anti-pornography is basically effective, and criminals are basically dismissed. If life can be chosen, I would like to live in the news network, where it is the home of love, the paradise on earth, where there is a life that people yearn for, a world of dreams. If one day, I have nothing to rely on, please bury me and ...... in the news broadcast, "Boy, the world is very big and cruel, you still have to have a lot of experience!"

Whether in the past life or in this life, life tells us that it is difficult to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a man! If the woman is stripped naked and seen by the man, the man will be called a hooligan! If the man is stripped naked and seen by the woman, the man will still be called a hooligan! Sudden discovery. Men are not human inside and out!

In short, it is just a sentence, all kinds of sadness, and if you say too much, it is tears, Duan Mingyu felt it and said.

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