Wan Yanyan twisted Duan Mingyu and slapped him: "If you don't give it at night, you know that you can fool Zhao Niang, you have been married for almost a year, and you don't have any ...... at all" Wan Yanyan touched her flat lower abdomen, very resentful.

"This ...... This is a matter of luck! Duan Mingyu can't afford all kinds of injuries, this son thinks he has strong firepower, but this incident has become an eternal pain in his heart, and a lifetime of regret has come out.

"Zhao Niang mentions giving birth all day long, saying that she wants to be an aunt as soon as possible!" Wan Yanyan's coquettish words, all kinds of styles, tickle people's hearts.

Duan Mingyu said: "Ahem, Zhao Niang is a little anxious about this matter, but your father never mentioned the matter of the child in his dreams."

Wan Yanyan pouted and said, "In my dreams, my father didn't say anything, but he always held this "Art of War" in my mind. ”

Duan Mingyu sighed and said, "There are a lot of troubles when you have a child, what's the good thing." The child retorts that he has no rules; Obedient to him said that he had no opinion; Lively and active worry is ADHD, introverted and quiet is afraid of autism; beat people and said he was too domineering, and was beaten and said he was too cowardly; Fighting for the first place said that he was too competitive, and he didn't care about the ranking and said that he didn't seek improvement; Make friends for fear of learning badly, and no friends for fear of loneliness; Helping others is afraid of suffering, and not helping others says that he is selfish...... Parents work hard, alas, if you meet a bear child, it will be even more fun, and this matter has to be considered in the long run! ”

"Okay, let's not mention this matter first, what can Zhao Niang's studies do, Old Man Yang Yanguang handed her over to you, but I don't want to see such a situation!" Wan Yanyan said worriedly.

"Aren't I personally teaching Zhao Niang? What's the matter, try grinning again, this is an insult to this champion, Zhao Niang, what is this topic? Duan Mingyu asked Yang Zhaoniang with a self-made exam paper.

Yang Zhaoniang replied decisively: "Choose A!"

Duan Mingyu asked, "Why did you choose A?" Give me a convincing reason first! ”

Yang Zhaoniang bit her finger and said, "Because BCD is wrong!"

Duan Mingyu was speechless: "Why is BCD wrong?"

"Because A is right!"

Duan Mingyu nodded: "Very good." Have a seat! ”

This champion has already understood, you girl haven't understood anything after listening to it for a long time, have you? Ahem, then the champion will be a math teacher for you for the time being, and tell you what a function is: "The so-called function, called function in English, indicates a correspondence between each input value and a unique output value. The standard symbol for the output value of the corresponding input value x in the function f is f. The set that contains all the input values of a function is called the definition domain of the function, and the set that contains all the output values is called the value domain. Think about what else, well, if you define the concept of the reflection shè first, you can simply define the function as, and the reflection shè defined between the sets of non-empty numbers is called the function, Zhao Niang, do you understand? ”

Yang Zhaoniang shook her little head: "Although I don't know what you're talking about, I feel like I'm very powerful."

Duan Mingyu: "......"

Duan Mingyu's anger was full, and he was ready to beat Yang Zhaoniang.

Wang Aiqing came back from outside, with a sad face, full of depressed expressions, and a medicinal cloth wrapped in her hand.

Duan Mingyu hurriedly put away the slap that was about to fall on Yang Zhaoniang's head, which made Yang Zhaoniang breathe a sigh of relief and cast a grateful look at Wang Aiqing.

Duan Mingyu asked Wang Aiqing with concern the cause of her injury: "Aiqing, why did your hand hurt?" ”

Wang Aiqing sighed and replied, "I saw a strong man with a strong physique on the road stabbing a girl in the ass with a knife. ”

Duan Mingyu said suspiciously: "What does this have to do with your hands?" Eight poles can't hit the edge! ”

Wang Aiqing was sweating profusely and said, "At this time, my hand happened to be on the girl's buttocks."

"You ...... Rogue! Yang Zhaoniang pouted and scolded angrily.

Wang Aiqing was not angry, and floated out a sentence: "My son touched her to prove that she was attractive, cough cough, unlike some little broken children, the airport."

Yang Zhaoniang was a little angry: "You are the No. 7 battery."

Okay, you guys have learned from me badly, Duan Mingyu is a little embarrassed!

Wang Aiqing is not a good look, and said without showing weakness: "Even if it is a No. 7 battery, it is also the Nanfu energy ring, which is super long and durable!" Duan Gongzi, you have to raise your hand to defend the dignity of a man! ”

Duan Mingyu had to raise his hand, and the men had to support each other, and this guy put his hands together and said, "Zhao Niang, what are you doing with you!"

"I don't even know how the child came here, so don't talk to me!" Yang Zhaoniang couldn't wait to tear Duan Mingyu into eight pieces and feed them to the dogs, this hatred is simply unbearable!

Duan Mingyu's face was slight, "Who said I don't know, it's just that, you are still young, some questions are very profound, and you don't understand it!" ”

"Hmph, then you're also the No. 7 battery!" Yang Zhaoniang is now catching who bites whom, Duan Mingyu said that he was not an opponent, patted his chest and said: "Okay, this son will be a biology teacher for you again today, so that you can know how children are trained!"

Duan Mingyu paused and said, "First of all, my father has a lot of small tadpoles in his belly, and my mother has a small house in my belly. One day, my father put a lot of small tadpoles in my mother's belly, and only one small tadpole could live in the small house, and the first tadpole in the small house closed the door, and the other small tadpoles could not enter. When the baby grows up in a small house and can't live there, it starts knocking on the door, and the mother's stomach hurts, and then the baby is born. ”

Yang Zhaoniang heard it in a fog, her eyes were full of Venus, and she looked adoring: "Brother Mingyu, you know so much!"

"That's, I want to ...... back then"

Wang Aiqing gave Duan Mingyu a thumbs up and said, "You are ruthless, you are handsome, I really want to know who gave you wisdom and courage!"

Duan Mingyu: "......"

"By the way, labor and management almost forgot about business, cough cough, childe, this is Miss Cheng Junyu, cough cough...... A love letter to you! Wang Aiqing took out a letter from her arms and handed it to Duan Mingyu.

Duan Mingyu was speechless: Ahem, Wang Aiqing, how can you say that...... So frankly! And in front of my mother-in-law.

"Yanyan, Nian!" Duan Mingyu pretended to be generous.

Wan Yanyan nodded with satisfaction, unfolded the envelope and read: If I can really hold your hand one day, I am willing to put all my attachment into the palm of my hand and let you touch it carefully. Perhaps the moment you reached out to me, I had all the care and enthusiasm in the world. I wish you would smile and gently stretch out your hand to me, blocking all sorrow, all loneliness. Let me hold your hand with peace of mind. I know that if I can miss you and love you so much, it will be the happiness at the center of my life......

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