Obviously, the chicken in Luo Ergou's hand is not too beautiful, I saw one ear take the chicken, and took out a pig-killing knife from behind his waist and handed it to Wang Le, and said with a smile: "Second child, please do me a favor as the new leader?" ”

In an instant, everyone in the hall began to roar, as if something to be excited about.

Wang Le was stunned.

I've seen this plot myself, isn't the gang members in the movie who make an alliance with blood and become brothers of the opposite sex just burn yellow paper and drink chicken blood?

Wouldn't this ear be to follow Liang Shanbo's one hundred and eight heroes and turn around to change the Hall of Loyalty and Righteousness, and hang the flag of Tianxingdao?

Thinking of this, Wang Le's whole person is not good, he will not be a bandit, and the glorious profession of a thief can no longer satisfy the swelling heart of one ear.

What did one ear experience in Ping'an County, it wouldn't be fooled into rebellion, right?

And there are a lot of animal blood parasites, even if everyone rebels, can't they be clean and hygienic?

Throughout history, rebellion has been a fairly delicate technical task.

In those days, being a bandit was only an internal struggle among the people, but if the rebellion was known to the imperial court, it would be a class struggle.

It doesn't matter if you are doing the right thing for heaven or for the people, even if it is on the side of the Qing monarch, the court will send a large army to press you to the ground and rub you repeatedly.

If someone else rushes into your house with your kitchen knife, coils your dog, and hugs your daughter-in-law and asks you to transfer your house to his name, it is estimated that you will have to play with your life at this time.

Not to mention the emperor.

Just when Wang Le was stunned, one ear handed the chicken and knife in his hand forward and said, "Boss, big brother, I will hand it over to you for the rest of my life." If you can do it, just one sentence! The tone of his speech is very similar to Wang Le's meaning, if he doesn't answer, he will play with Wang Le.

Wang Le cried, how could he still be forced to go to Liangshan?

Is this to force yourself to submit a name?

I don't want to rebel, I don't want to be a thief.

How domineering the bandits sound, ordinary people definitely don't dare to mess with them.

But the lofty profession of anti-thief, if it is done well, it is called an uprising, and if it is not done well, it will be pressed to the ground by the regular army and beaten.

After the beating, the biggest possibility is to be pulled to the door of a certain vegetable market, in front of a large group of people to perform a large-scale magic trick of separating the body and separating the head, and blood splattering several meters.

This magic trick is doomed to fail 100 percent, and as an assistant, he will slowly collapse to the cheers of the surrounding audience.

Then he was thrown into the wilderness, and if he was unlucky, he had to be eaten by wild dogs while pondering, why was this person so thin, or fat and thin.

"Eh, eh~ Er, why are you still crying?"

One ear is a little overwhelmed, why did the second child cry suddenly, didn't he just let him kill a chicken?

But looking at Wang Le's weak appearance, one ear is also clear in his heart.

The two masters of the relationship have always been weak scholars, and it is normal not to dare to kill chickens, so they don't force it.

"Pony, pony!"

I only heard a roar in one ear, and I saw a big man at the entrance of the main hall who was more than two meters tall and weighed more than three hundred pounds stood up and responded loudly: "Where are you, you call me?" As he spoke, he rushed to one ear in a few steps and looked at one ear with an expressionless face.

Wang Le knew that this person's name was Ma Han, and when he saw Ma Han after crossing, Wang Le was still there, but it was a pity that this man was born in the wrong place.

If he was born in his previous life, there is a high probability that he can get a cousin, cousin-in-law, cousin niece and other nicknames in the Golden State martial arts team, and form a cousin group with cousin Cousins.

Ma Han is also a person with a story.

A few years ago, during the drought, Ma Han's family all starved to death, and his parents felt sorry for their stupid son, so they told Ma Han that after they died, they would let Ma Han eat his own flesh and live.

Although Ma Han is simple, he is not stupid, is he doing this kind of unfilial thing?

The old Taoist priest said that Ma Han was a martial arts wizard, so he helped Ma Han bury his parents and accepted Ma Han as an apprentice and taught Ma Han some kung fu.

I don't know if this Ma Han is born hard or if he is unlucky.

Ma Han, a martial arts wizard, learned kung fu in three years.

At this time, the old Tao said, I am old, and I have nothing to teach you, you go to the mountains to get a tiger and bring it back to me, even if you are out of school.

Speaking of which, I don't know what this Ma Han thinks, the old Taoist priest obviously wants a tiger corpse in and out of his words, but Ma Han may think that the old Taoist priest wants to get a tiger back as a pet.

After finding the tiger, I wanted to lead the tiger back to find the Taoist, the tiger also has self-esteem, and suddenly a stranger pulled him away, what if it was a pyramid scheme.

After the tiger's fierce resistance, Ma Han finally knocked the tiger unconscious and carried it in front of the old Taoist priest with great effort.

The old Taoist priest originally just wanted to make up for himself with a tiger bone wine, but he didn't expect that the tiger didn't die but fainted, plus the old eyes were dizzy and he really didn't see anything abnormal, and the whole person was in the excitement of making tiger bone wine.

happily asked Ma Han to go to the town thirty miles away to buy wine, while he took the kitchen knife and sharpened it in the yard.

The result can be imagined, after Ma Han left, the old Taoist priest took the kitchen knife that had been sharpened and polished and stabbed the tiger's hind legs, and the tiger woke up in pain.

Seeing the old man in front of him dangling in front of him with a kitchen knife, and the kitchen knife was still shaking his eyes, he thought to himself that this is over, what happened to the world now? How can there be people who forcibly cut their kidneys after being knocked unconscious?

The tiger glared at the old Taoist priest, and said in his heart, why did you stab me?

The old Taoist priest was also stunned, he didn't expect the tiger to be alive.

Just this stunned kung fu made the tiger misunderstood, and he stabbed you if he understood it, right?

The tiger felt that according to his status as the king of beasts, he would never allow himself to endure this kind of insult, after all, he also had self-esteem.

So he made a preemptive move, facing the old Taoist priest is a qin yueyin, and then took a set of sunflower three styles, and then danced a lily fold, and then picked up the eight young girls after landing.

The old Taoist priest was knocked out while he was still in a state of confusion.

may be in line with the psychology that the ruthless man can't find himself before the corpse is destroyed, and the tiger gnaws at the corpse of the old Taoist priest.

By the time Ma Han came back, the old Taoist priest had no bones left.

And the tiger was not treated in time because of a backstabbing, and at this time there was too much blood loss and only a trace of blood remained.

Ma Han was immediately furious, and took the tiger away with one heavy foot.

The tiger died, and the master's great revenge was avenged, but the master died without even the bones, how could he be buried?

So at this time, the most critical character of the whole story appeared in one ear.

At this time, one ear had just fallen into the grass and was recruiting.

When passing by Ma Han and Lao Dao's residence, he happened to see Ma Han sitting in the yard looking at the tiger corpse and worried.

"Since the tiger has eaten your master, then your master and the tiger are one, and the tiger has become your master. Therefore, burying the tiger is equivalent to burying your master. According to research, that's what One Ear said at the time.

Ma Han thought about it as soon as it made sense, and then couldn't help crying when he thought that he had beaten his master to death with his own hands.

One ear comforted again: "You killed your master by mistake, and you can be regarded as an unfaithful and unfilial person." Come with me to the mountains and be a bandit to wash away your sins. ”

So Ma Han followed one ear up the mountain after burying the tiger.

It turns out that there is a hidden danger in making a blind idea, Ma Han began to pester one ear and ask him if he had become a chicken after seeing one ear stealing the chicken of Lao Li's family under the mountain.

One ear didn't expect Ma Han to have this kind of operation, so he casually hummed and wanted to be perfunctory.

As a result, for a long time, whenever the people in the cottage talked about one ear, Ma Han would silently lean over and tell the people in the cottage that one ear was a chicken.

made the big men in the cottage look a lot softer when they saw one ear.

Getting back to the point, one ear handed the knife and chicken in his hand to Ma Han, and then whispered a few words next to Ma Han, and then walked outside the main hall like a spy and looked around, and then nodded at Ma Han.

Looking at Ma Han's knife falling again, a beautiful big rooster died on the spot, Wang Le ran a little slower, and was stunned by the sudden gushing of chicken blood.

Wang Le felt that his atheist supporters, who had lived for more than 20 years in his previous life, might have turned his back on his faith.

From tomorrow onwards, you must look at the yellow calendar when you go out, Wang Le secretly made up his mind.

But I saw that one ear on this side was already happy, and his mouth passed past everyone like a cotton crotch, walked to the steps, and looked at everyone with a smile.

"That...... I am here to announce one thing to the brothers, I went to the county a few days ago to find a fortune teller to see, the fortune teller said that I am suitable for marriage today, I and the widow Sun summed it up, and decided to take advantage of the second child to be the leader of the big day to tie the knot today, and do not bother the brothers to prepare for the second trip. ”

There was a cheer from the audience.

Wang Le was stunned, this is what they are talking about?

How did a good election convention inexplicably turn into a wedding?

But fortunately, it was not a rebellion, and Wang Le breathed a long sigh of relief in his heart.

Turning his head to look in the direction of Widow Sun, he saw Widow Sun shyly bowing her head, and took out a red square cloth in her arms with one hand. He smiled shyly to the left and right, and quickly covered his head.

So that's how a widow marries? Wang Le felt that he had seen a lot.

One ear helped Widow Sun to the steps and grinned at everyone: "I don't have any culture, I swear with one ear here, if I don't treat Widow Sun well in this life, I will die like Wu Mazi and become an old widower." ”

Hearing this, Widow Sun instantly stretched out her right hand and pinched the tender meat on one ear's waist. Who is this cursing?

One ear also realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing, and quickly confessed his mistake to Widow Sun.

At this moment, I heard Luo Ergou in the audience shouting: "Widow Sun, tell me why you went up the mountain!" “

As he spoke, he began to take the lead in laughing, and he could hear that Luo Ergou seemed to know some of the inside story, and he was very happy when he coaxed.

Widow Sun's face changed, and she scolded: "Luo Ergou, your grandmother's leg." Call the old lady a widow again, and the old lady will kill you alive. “

was scolding, and seemed to find that it was really not good to explode on a happy day, so he said shyly and softly again: "The slave family has a hard life, and in the early years, the family lived in Hedong County, and there were four sisters and brothers in the family. Later, there was a big flood in the house, and my father and mother sold me to the old Chen family in Pingqiao Village, Ping'an County, as a daughter-in-law in order to survive. Poor my husband's family is full of good people, and the day after I passed the door, their family of three was gone......"

After that, Widow Sun also symbolically left a few tears.

It's okay not to cry, but this crying made the audience talk.

"What kind of life does this life have to be to directly kill all the people in my husband's family."

"Yes, yes. This widow can't be some kind of solitary star, right? ”

One ear turned pale, why didn't he think to ask the widow why she went up the mountain?

I won't be killed by Widow Sun, right?

Just as everyone was discussing, they heard Luo Ergou laugh and said loudly: "This dominatrix surnamed Sun didn't explain it to you. She had to get up early in the morning to make breakfast for her in-laws to show her filial piety. But this Sun Yasha had never cooked, and in the morning, he simply burned to death the family of three of his husband's family with a fire. Now that the government is still hanging her bounty list, what should she do if she doesn't go up the mountain? ”

After sharing his secret, Luo Ergou continued to laugh.

Everyone gradually understood the inside story of Widow Sun's ascent to the mountain, and the expressions of looking at Widow Sun began to change.

Among the different expressions, only Wang Le and one ear's expressions stood out very solemnly.

"It is necessary to strengthen the fire training of the cottage, and the focus is on preventing the widow from entering the kitchen."

Wang Le thought with a heavy heart.

He really didn't want to wake up one morning and the house was full of fire, because cremation was not popular these days.

If you don't know if you burn the ashes, you will be taken home as mud and in the wall.

Well, it's hard enough to be a door god after death.

And one ear was thinking about whether he should go back and dismantle the kitchen now and hide all the fire folds in the cottage.

At this time, the desire to survive in one ear is particularly strong......