"Second master, I haven't read a book, what do you mean by election?" Widow Sun asked innocently.

"Good question!" Wang Le slapped his thigh, startling Widow Sun, almost thinking that the second master was possessed by something.

"This election, that is, the people in our village choose their own leaders, and whoever is the leader has the final say in the people in the village." Wang Le explained to the people around him with a smile.

Unexpectedly, before the words fell, Widow Sun pursed her lips and said, "Second master, what do you mean by telling us about electing your own people?" Who is in charge, and we have the final say? Then it was chosen, do we listen to the big bosses, or do the big bosses listen to us? This word sounds quite fresh, and it is not a loss to be a reader. ”

Wang Le had a headache, but he decided to explain it when he looked at the expectant eyes around him.

"This election is for us to be the judges, and we are the ones who choose a leader. The leader said that we can do what we do, understand? Whoever you think is better to be the leader, you will choose whomever you want. ”

Wang Le looked at everyone and found that Luo Ergou's eyes seemed to light up, as if he understood something. So I hurriedly changed the subject.

"Ergou, you get it, right? Explain to everyone? ”

Luo Ergou seemed to be a little unconfident, and asked in a whisper: "The second is in charge, does it mean to lift people?" ”

Wang Le was a little disappointed, he still didn't understand what he meant, and he hummed absent-mindedly, planning to be perfunctory.

Seeing Wang Le's affirmative reply, Luo Ergou became nervous, and hurriedly persuaded: "You have to be calm, the second master!" The people were selected by the imperial court, not by us. If our own electors are discovered by the imperial court, we will punish the nine clans. Second, let's be our bandits, we can't do this illegal thing! ”

There was a chorus of echoes all around.

Wang Le felt that this bandit was definitely the worst he had ever bred, although Wang Le had never brought a bandit before.

You said that why did this Luo Ergou become a bar spirit by himself.

Besides, don't bandits break the law? You are all a bandit, and you don't do a few things that flout the law, are you worthy of the glorious title of a bandit?

"Okay, listen to the second one. If you fucking say more, you'll go and kick the door in the county seat for Lao Tzu! ”

One ear can be said to have absolute prestige in the cottage, and it shocks the audience as soon as he speaks.

Kicking the door is the top punishment in the cottage, not because of bitterness and tiredness, but because it is too disgusting.

Whoever is thrown into the pit has to climb out and run to the county lieutenant's house to kick the gate, and if he is not sure, he will be severely beaten by the county lieutenant, which is a double torture of psychology and physiology.

Of course, you can also choose not to.

These stinky fish and rotten shrimp in the stockade don't know anything on weekdays, but when the things they are interested in are destroyed, they can do anything. Last year, there was an old man in the village who couldn't come out of the pit because he was in the pit when he kicked the door, and as a result, the gang was transported from the pit five miles away, and he drowned himself alive in the pit.

With the perseverance and determination of these people, if they start a business well, what can't they do?

By the way, when these people went to transport the *Tian Gong, they went empty-handed.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Wang Le added faintly: "Three days later, the first election of speakers will be held in the village. Let's all go back and prepare. ”

Three days passed in the blink of an eye, and Wang Le explained countless times to the heroes in the village and their families in the three days what an election is and what it means to be a talker.

At this time, Wang Le couldn't wait to slap himself, why was he so cheap, it was not enough to say that an election was enough, and he also proposed a talker, isn't this to find guilt for himself?

"Second brother, hurry up and start the election of people. The men, women, and children in the stockade were all in a hurry. I have been busy with this matter for the past few days, and I have done it according to your instructions and according to the specifications of my marriage. Panting in one ear, he found Wang Le and shouted excitedly.

Wang Le's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said: "It's an election, no one ......"

"No one else chooses anything...... "One ear muttered as he pulled Wang Le and walked out.

Time went back to three days ago, and asked Wang Le in one ear, what kind of elector did you say, what should we do? What do you need to prepare? Do you want to build a shed like in the county school?

Wang Le was asked, mainly because he himself had no experience in organizing large-scale conferences, and after correcting that the election was not an elector, he said casually, just according to the specifications of your marriage.

This is the joy of one ear, the same day to lead people to block the main hall, busy for three days, every day to dress himself like the groom official, Wang Le felt that one ear may not be at ease about the election, the focus is all on the word marriage.

Following one ear to the main hall, Wang Le felt that his whole person was not good. The main hall is covered with red and green everywhere, there is a big step in the main hall, there are two Taishi chairs on the steps that I don't know where to grab, one is still missing a leg, and it is supported by half of the tombstones of the ancestors of the family who don't know who, Wang Le can also see that the word "loving father" is clearly written on it, and the painting style of the whole chair looks a little shaky.

On both sides of the Taishi chair, I saw that the left side was written to tie the knot, and the right side was written to say a hundred years of good marriage. The crooked appearance of the eight characters made Wang Le recognize at a glance that this was from the hand of veterinarian Lao Hua, and sure enough, whether it was a doctor or a veterinarian, the writing was similar to tadpole writing.

There are dozens of Eight Immortal Tables under the stage, and each Eight Immortals table has a large plate of wotou, a small plate of melon seeds and a small bottle of wine, and the wine bottle is actually filled with water. Half a month ago, when the cottage was celebrated, Wang Le had already tasted it.

On the table of the eight immortals at the front, there is also a roast suckling pig that has been dried and blackened. This suckling pig Wang Le has seen in his impression, and it seems that the predecessor used this roast suckling pig to do the entrance ceremony when he entered the village three years ago. The memory of the predecessor Wang Le only has a few impressions, and only when he sees some familiar things at some time will he vaguely get some memory fragments.

He still doesn't know why his predecessor would exchange 5,000 taels of silver tickets for the position of the second leader of the Sunset Cottage.

Venture capital can't do this, let alone go public for an entrepreneurial group like Heifeng Zhai, with this black-related business scope, I'm afraid that the angel round may not even be able to reach the nest end, right?

At this time, the Eight Immortals table under the stage was already full of people, and Widow Sun was secretly carrying melon seeds into her pocket with a crimson face, taking advantage of others' inattention, and seemed very embarrassed.

Wang Le is very satisfied, it seems that there are still people in the cottage who want face.

Wu Mazi next to him was nibbling on the nest head while telling the people around him about the delicacies he ate when he was the prime minister a few years ago.

Wu Mazi was promoted again. The last time he captured the errand servant alive, Wu Mazi also said that he was a scholar, and he was promoted to prime minister in more than half a month.

The third master, Lao Hua, sat in the corner, fiddling with a bunch of silver needles in his hand, and piercing a rag.

At this time, Luo Ergou stood next to him and asked diligently: "What are the three masters doing?" Why do you still practice embroidery at such an old age? ”

Wang Le obviously saw Lao Hua's hand holding the silver needle tremble, Wang Le felt that if it weren't for the fact that there were too many people around, Luo Ergou would probably have changed his name to Luo Er Hedgehog, Luo Er Porcupine and the like.

"Second, second! Hurry up and tell everyone, how are we going to get this elector? One ear patted Wang Le's shoulder, and his expression seemed to be a little anxious,

As the initiator of the election meeting, Wang Le reluctantly stood on the steps despite his reluctance, and said with a wry smile to the audience: "First of all, let me tell you, we are elections, not electors!" ”

The audience replied in a mess, and suddenly heard Luo Ergou shouting: "Second master, hurry up." The brothers will have business in a moment. ”

Wang Le thought to himself what could be done with these stinky fish and rotten shrimp. But I didn't pay much attention to it and continued to talk nonsense.

"Today we gathered together to witness the successful holding of the first democratic election in Heifeng Village. I hope we will continue to forge ahead...... I now declare that the election ceremony has officially begun! ”

A standard set of leaders' speech packages made the bandits sitting in the audience dizzy, and they really couldn't understand why they should talk about one sentence for half an hour.

If Wang Le knew what they were thinking, he would definitely nod his head in agreement, and he didn't know.

"Now the three candidates nominated by the village, the No. 1 candidate has one ear, that is, the big boss, he is brave and kind...... The second candidate, I am also the second leader Wang Le, he is smart and smart, and his writing is brilliant...... The ...... of the third leader of the third candidate

Just as Wang Le was still affectionately introducing the three candidates, the audience was obviously a little unhappy.

"Second master, don't fix those useless ones, start choosing! It's noon, and I don't let people eat! We'll have to get down to business in a moment, so don't delay here. Wu Mazi slapped the table excitedly and yelled.

Looking at the solemn expressions of everyone in the audience, Wang Le decided to end his speech, and secretly despised it in his heart.

This Wu Mazi doesn't want to be said to be the prime minister of Shangshu, he has eaten official food in his life, and I Wang Legou looks down on people.

After clearing his throat, Wang Le decided to get down to business. "Please raise your hand if you choose to be the big boss with one ear to be the talker!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience was silent, and everyone looked at themselves innocently.

Wang Le's head turned his head and saw that one ear not far away was pressing down with both hands, and the other side was making a gesture of kicking the door, Wang Le's face instantly darkened, who is this scaring for?

"Please raise your hand if you choose the third boss Lao Hua to be the talker!"

The audience was silent again, and everyone looked at Wang Le innocently.

Wang Le looked at Lao Hua in a panic, but saw that Lao Hua was twisting his beard, patting the table rhythmically with his right hand, and standing up twenty or thirty silver needles in front of him, which was very scary.

It seems that the people present were also threatened by Lao Hua.

Wang Le was not discouraged, and laughed awkwardly: "Well, it seems that everyone hasn't thought about who to elect, I announce that the first democratic election is temporarily over, and the cottage has officially entered a state of suspension." ”

It's really out of line, Wang Le wants to try to see if he can fool the past.

"Wait, second, you haven't said yourself yet." One ear saw that no one chose him, and reminded Wang Le with a happy face.

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a chorus of echoes around him.

It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided.

Wang Le saw that he couldn't fool himself, and when he was about to weave a perfect lie that he couldn't hold the post, he heard one ear shouting next to him: "Raise your hand to choose the second person to do something!" ”

I don't know if it's a good thing or if it's really just a coincidence.

In the main hall, countless hands were raised in an instant, some white, some black, and some yellow.

Wang Le looked at the yellow hand a little disgusted, this was definitely the one who had just kicked the door back.

Vomit...... Still dripping down......

It may be that Wang Le's vomiting movement is too large, and a ear next to him saw that Wang Le's expression seemed to be a little wrong, and hurriedly ran to Wang Le's side to comfort Wang Le.

"Second child, you can relax. Didn't the big guy choose you because he believed in you? In the future, you will be in this village for a long time, and your brother will help you with everything, do it well, and your brother will be optimistic about you. Hahahahaha......ha

Wang Le felt that one ear must not have been professionally trained, after all, he could laugh if it was so funny.

Wang Le made a concluding speech on the stage: "Hello everyone, I am Wang Le, the second master who has been on the mountain for three years, and I like to eat, drink, pull and scatter. Please ...... everybody."

Suddenly, Wang Le saw Luo Ergou walking towards him with one hand on crutches and a beautiful big rooster in the other.

Wang Le didn't understand what kind of routine this was for a while, and muttered unconsciously.

"Chicken, you're too beautiful......???"