Duan Mingyu immediately reacted when he heard this, yes, it can't be like this, the child's paper must be pure and love, this guy immediately changed his words and said: "Ahem, it's the champion who made a mistake, Sun Wukong is actually not a woman!" ”

"Really?!" Yang Zhaoniang's already dim eyes suddenly lit up, what, what is the sentence to say, there is no way out of doubt, the willows and flowers are bright and another village, which is Yang Zhaoniang's mood at the moment. But Duan Mingyu's next sentence made Yang Zhaoniang's little heart sink instantly.

"Well, this champion is wrong again, although Sun Wukong is very stupid and naïve, but strictly speaking, Sun Wukong is not only not a woman, he is not a human at all, he is just a monkey, well, yes, he is a monkey, he can never be a human. Think about it, he guarded the peach orchard, seven fairies like flowers and jade ran over to pick fairy peaches, Sun Wukong shouted a decision, these seven fairies are here, he turned around to pick peaches! It can be seen that a monkey is a monkey, if it is a normal man, he will definitely do something, other obscene and wonderful things! "Yi-yín, this is **naked meaning-yín!

As soon as Duan Mingyu said this, Wan Yanyan's face was also a little unkind, revealing a look that I was very angry and the consequences were very serious, and asked quietly: "Official, what if you are Sun Wukong?" What are you going to do? ”

A thought of something bad hit Duan Mingyu's heart, and Duan Mingyu immediately straightened his waist, with a straight face, and said with a lovely smile: "Ahem, if it were me, I would definitely have to get a basket." ”

Everyone: "......"

Wan Yanyan's murderous gaze retracted at this time, and said, "Well, the official's approach is very right, and it is worth advocating!" Applause......"

Fortunately, Duan Mingyu wiped the sweat from his forehead, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, feeling glad that our Chinese language is broad and deep!

In a word, there will be different interpretations on different occasions, remember that when I was in college, dormitory buildings were built in the school, and a total of seven buildings were built. I don't know which school leader came up with the bad idea to name it after the rainbow seven sè. So in the future, Rìzi would often hear such a voice coming from the campus radio: Ah! Attention to the girls of the Qinglou! Nima, Qinglou, decisively messed up in the wind.

Cheng Zhiyuan coughed a few times and said, "This official thinks that theft is not feasible, let alone taking a basket to steal peaches, coughing cough is really unreasonable!"

"Lao Tzu believes in your evil, if you have a peach in front of you, can you not steal the chicken and touch the dog? Not to mention an animal that loves to eat peaches! Duan Mingyu glanced at Cheng Zhiyuan, and said lightly, eating a lamp grass, he was talking about him.

"Ahem, back to the topic, let's solve Lao Xie's work problem!" Duan Mingyu changed the subject, lowered his voice and said in a deep voice: "Brother Cheng, can you tell me honestly how much is the annual salary that zhèngfǔ gives you?"

Cheng Zhiyuan stroked his beard, and said with his eyebrows fluttering: "300 runs."

I-, 300 times! Why are there so many, nǎinǎi bears, Lao Tzu's salary is only a few dozen times a year, why is this gap so big! Duan Mingyu glanced at Cheng Zhiyuan suspiciously and asked, "Are you honest?"

Cheng Zhiyuan smiled and said, "Yes, I've already multiplied ten."

Duan Mingyu: "......"

The ancestors are a plank, aren't you just thirty times, and the labor and management were startled: "Well, the salary of the job we find for Lao Xie cannot be lower than Cheng Zhiyuan's salary." If you have any good ideas, let's talk about them! ”

Originally, I thought it was a long discussion, but as soon as Duan Mingyu's words came out, Cheng Junyu said, "Since Mr. Xie is quite proficient in writing and painting, ahem, Zhuang Yuanlang, this writing and painting can also support himself!" Even some people may not be able to reach the last word! ”

"That's right, why didn't labor and management think of it!" Duan Mingyu took the case: "Newspaper, newspaper...... Labor and management are really confused, Miss Junyu, I love you to death! ”

Cheng Junyu's face flushed: "Dare to ask Gongzi, what is this newspaper you are talking about?"

Cheng Junyu's initial idea was to let Xie Xiande make a living selling calligraphy and paintings, but he didn't expect Duan Mingyu to come up with such a fresh word.

Newspapers, good stuff! Among the various modern media, newspapers are undoubtedly the most popular, popular and influential. Newspaper advertising was born almost with the founding of newspapers. With the development of the times, there are more and more varieties of newspapers, the content is more and more abundant, the layout is more flexible, the printing is more beautiful, and the content and form of newspaper advertisements are more and more diversified, so the distance between newspapers and readers is also closer. Newspapers have become the main medium for people to learn about current events and receive information.

Newspapers have many advantages, such as faster transmission and timely delivery of information.

For most comprehensive newspapers or evening newspapers, the publication cycle is short, and the information is transmitted in a timely manner. Some newspapers even have several pages a day, such as morning, noon, and evening, so that they can report the news faster. Advertisements for products with strong timeliness, such as new products and products with news, can be disseminated to consumers in a timely manner by using newspapers.

Moreover, the newspaper has a large amount of information, mainly text symbols, supplemented by pictures to convey information, and its capacity is larger. Since it is mainly textual, the description xìng is strong and can be described in detail.

Duan Mingyu immediately clapped his head and said: "This son has decided to organize the Great China Newspaper!"

"What, what is a newspaper?" A group of diligent and inquisitive children's shoes immediately cast inquiring glances.

Duan Mingyu sat down slowly and said: "The so-called newspaper office is an organization that mainly publishes newspapers. Subsequently, newspapers can be sold to the general public in large quantities, and the price of newspapers is low, which is easy to read, which is really a great weapon! ”！”

"Childe, what should I do. You say! Xie Xiande rubbed his hands and asked.

Duan Mingyu sorted out the thoughts in his mind and continued: "First of all, let me introduce to you the composition structure of the newspaper, which is divided into several departments, the editorial department, the special issue department, and the advertising department...... The editorial department is responsible for the planning of report selection, the collection and writing of news articles, the drafting of the press department and columns, and the arrangement and approval of layout and manuscripts. The direction of the special issue department is to organize in-depth reports according to the purpose of the newspaper, combined with the target of the report and the local regional economic characteristics. ”

Everyone nodded approvingly, what else could they do besides nodding, one by one the fresh ideas dazzled everyone, and they didn't know what to do except nod!

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