Wang Aiqing looked at the pitiful plate of dishes on the table and said, "Childe, there is no way, the chef has a loose stomach today, so we can only order it!"

"I'll go, you guy, there are so many people in our family, just one dish can be used by a bird!" Duan Mingyu said indignantly.

"There's no way to do that, why don't we go to the restaurant and eat?" Wang Aiqing said that he was innocent, who told you to only hire a cook, and even a change of shift, now, it's cool!

Duan Mingyu pondered for a moment: "What kind of restaurant to go to, it's really a waste of money, don't worry, this champion has his own way!"

Duan Mingyu finally made up his mind and said: "Wang Aiqing, you go, ask Xie Xiande to come to me for dinner, just say that this champion has a treat, and then ask him to buy a few cold dishes along the way, just send cold dishes."

"Oh, my subordinates will do it right away!" Wang Aiqing stood up suddenly, called a few guards and prepared to act.

Duan Mingyu continued: "Slow, why are you panicking, go and call Fan Fu to come to dinner again, the same way, just say that my son has a treat, cough cough, let him also go and buy two stir-fried vegetables on the way, just say that there are only two stir-fried dishes."

"Also, what's it called, tell Luo Hou to come back for dinner, and in the same way, ask him to stop by and buy a chicken and stew mushrooms, of course, it can also be lamb stew." Duan Mingyu continued to command.

Of course, the matter is far from over, Duan Mingyu then said to Wang Aiqing: "Finally, you are going to ask Master Cheng Zhiyuan to come back for dinner quickly, and ask him to bring a few bottles of good wine over by the way, and tell him that the wine is missing."

Everyone: "......"

"Childe, you are absolutely amazing, you are really amazing, I have to say, your old man is really the best among the scum, the beast of the beast!" Wang Aiqing glanced at Duan Mingyu rather depressedly, and then hurriedly ran out with a team of guards, ready to unswervingly implement Duan Mingyu's pit plan.

Well, this champion will go to the kitchen to steam the rice, and then make a soup, and everything will be fine, wow Ka Ka, no, how did Wang Aiqing talk about the dog, Lao Tzu believes in your evil ......

You are not a good thing, I remember that not long ago Duan Mingyu held a training in the barracks to imitate a modern fire drill, and Wang Aiqing was decisively arranged by Duan Mingyu to be a trapped person upstairs. In the end, I saw Wang Aiqing, a fool, running to the second floor with a white handkerchief, waving a white handkerchief, and shouting in a sissy voice: "Uncle, come up and play......"

A group of people decisively messed up in the wind. You dare to scold Lao Tzu around the bush, you know? It's like you slandering this champion like this, a donkey says: People are stupid, but they say they are stupid. The pig said: People are fat, but they say fat pigs. The ox said: A man speaks big things, but he is called bragging. Cat yelling: People engage in tricks, but they are called cats. The chicken said: The person is small, but he says it is small**. The dog said: The man made the woman's belly bigger, but he insisted that it was the dog.

Fight with Lao Tzu, and don't even damage you to the point that there is no scum left.

In the end, the table became rich because of the few people who came later.

Yang Zhaoniang, holding a chicken wing in one hand, took a bite from the left and a bite from the right, and ate it with relish. Duan Mingyu said: "Girl, you can't pay attention to your image, what do you think you look like?" ”

Yang Zhaoniang looked at Duan Mingyu and stopped for a few seconds, and then said, "The girl with wings ......"

Duan Mingyu sweated: "If your grandfather knew that you didn't eat like this." I will definitely kill Lao Tzu! ”

"Oh, no, except for when my grandfather liked to beat me when I was a child, he wouldn't care about me at other times!"

Duan Mingyu asked, "Why did your grandfather like to beat you so much when he was young, why doesn't he beat you now?"

Yang Zhaoniang said excitedly, "When I was a child, my grandfather beat me, I would cry, but now that I have grown up, I won't cry when I beat me, grandpa said that it is meaningless to fight!" ”

Duan Mingyu: "......" Nima, this is Grandpa Shenma, labor and management are depressed, yes, too lazy to reason with you little girl, this champion's saliva still has to be used to count money!

Xie Xiande, who was late, squeezed forward, rubbed his hands and asked, "Can Zhuang Yuanlang help me calculate when I will be able to get rich, and I am almost bored at home!"

Duan Mingyu looked at Xie Xiande, pretended to pinch his fingers and calculated, frowning, and only after a long time did he sigh softly: "Alas, you want to get rich, unless the chicken can swim, the sow will go to the tree, the poultry will fly in the sky, and the National Football World Cup." Brother Chūn does not live forever, and Sister Feng does not vomit blood, Guo Jingming is taller than me. The world's car is running in the sky, and Sister Fleur has a small waist. ”

Xie Xiande's expression darkened suddenly: "Alas, if labor and management have a father with a backstage, then there is no need to work so hard......"

Duan Mingyu continued: "When that time comes, I'm afraid you won't have the mind and perseverance you have today. Sometimes, we despise the Spelling Daddy clan, but we hate that the Daddy is not "just"; We ridicule getting rich overnight, but we buy lottery tickets privately; We hate corrupt officials, and we desperately apply for civil servants; We hate the rich second generation, but we want to get married and think about sugar daddy; We ridicule unhealthy tendencies, but we are busy looking for relationships when we do things ourselves; We hate those who receive gifts, but we expect others to accept them...... Life is like this, always dreaming unrealistically, never satisfied! ”

"Under ...... Ashamed! Xie Xiande bowed.

"It's good, you can change your mistakes, and it's a great thing to be good." Duan Mingyu made a sharp gesture and said: "If you can recognize your mistakes and have the courage to correct them, you are a good child!"

"I don't know what you guys think, or our Monkey King, do whatever you want, don't have so many concerns!" Yang Zhaoniang said stupidly, which made everyone laugh.

"Ahem, Zhao Niang, your ideology must be changed, you can't like Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong is not a man!" Duan Mingyu glanced at Yang Zhaoniang very worriedly.

"It's not a man, it's a woman?" Yang Zhaoniang asked with doubts in her eyes.

"Yes, yes, it's a woman!" Duan Mingyu nodded decisively.

"What, what do you say, Sun Wukong is a woman, why?" Yang Zhaoniang asked regretfully, her idol and dream lover are actually the same as herself, I have to say, it really makes the listener sad, and the listener cryes!

"Think about it, Sun Wukong went to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea to find weapons, so many weapons don't like it, at a glance, he fell in love with the Ruyi golden hoop stick that can be retracted freely and can be big and small, it is really incomprehensible and thought-provoking......" Duan Mingyu put on a look that I knew very well and was seen by me, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile that was easy to make people feel the urge to beat people!

"Whew! It's so easy for you to teach bad kids paper! Wan Yanyan spat decisively.

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