25. Womanizer
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the disgust caused by Lu Ji's exposure by the host, and he was ashamed of himself, and received a reward: a bouquet of roses. To please a girl, you have to rely on flowers. In the pavilion where Sun Shangxiang practiced martial arts, there was a red rose that did not please Sun Shangxiang because of its thorns, and it was in full bloom, and it was appreciated in Gufang. The host picked the rose and gave it to Sun Shangxiang, capturing Sun Shangxiang's tough heart and body, and making her soften. ”
"Speaking of which, but it's not practical, with your three-inch tongue, you want me to send troops to Dongwu to relieve your father of the danger of Cao Jun's pursuit and killing, hehe, the abacus is quite loud, but unfortunately it is purely delusional. All of you here are readers, you have read the book a hundred times, no one will be fooled by your child, since ancient times, the matter of sending troops just by talking about it, has never been in the book, if you want to coax me and wait, you still have to practice for a few more years. "Three sentences do not leave reading, the person who speaks is sour, sour and studious, but learning is not useful, the four books and five classics are rotten, and even can be memorized backwards, but it is a pity to let Yan Sour offer a strategy, but it is more difficult than squatting in the pit, this Sour Hanging Soldier Book Bag is a good hand.
Liu Chan was furious, and he couldn't wait to let Tai Shi Ci rush over, and he cooked a halberd, which could be regarded as cleaning up the portal for Sun Quan, so as not to cultivate too many wine bags and rice barrels, "You pedantic sour Confucian, what else can you do besides memorizing a few scriptures?" All of you here are people who lick blood from the knife, and what they talk about is a big thing that loses their heads, so let you participate in it, sit next to it and listen, and it is already tolerant to see it for a long time, and you still learn to speak? Believe it or not, the young master will duel with you now, and a sword will break through you. You say, do you dare to come out and show off with this young master? This young master stabbed you to death. ”
Liu Chan's fierce little face was so frightened that he didn't dare to answer, for fear that Liu Chan would really rush over with his sword.
Scholars, wind and snow, talk about licking blood, duels, and the custom of really stepping on horses, Yan Acid decided to ignore Liu Chan, but he was also scared and cowardly, and when he met a madman today, he bowed his head and admitted it.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the evil feelings generated by the intimidation of Yan Acid, and receiving the reward: a bayonet in the back. Cao Cao took his subordinates to live in Xiangyang, and Zhang Xiu, who was responsible for guarding Fancheng, was angry but his uncle and sister-in-law Mrs. Yan slept with Cao Cao and planned to come to the second wave of rebellion. After all, the rebellion succeeded in making blood, and if the rebellion failed, it was enough to continue to defend Fancheng. The last time he rebelled, Zhang Xiu killed Cao Cao's guard Dian Wei, and now he is about to move, waiting for Cao Cao to start a war. ”
"Aggressive, step-by-step, full of rhetoric, without real learning, it seems that Liu Yuzhou's son, who is not the material of the seed of reading, is afraid that he will be laughed at by Wen Ru Shilin in the future." It's all come to this point, it's no longer a matter of whether to resist Cao or not, but a matter of face, Cheng Deshu from Runan indiscriminately concluded that Liu Chan is a straw bag, what he said is wrong, and it's over with a correct position.
Liu Chan is most annoyed by the bunch of scholars in Dongwu, when the troubled times are martial, supplemented by literature, when the prosperous times are Yangwen, with martial arts as a deterrent, but Dongwu, a group of nerds, has been operating for hundreds of years, so he thinks that the family decides everything, it is simply ridiculously ignorant, "The article is written for the time!" Cao thieves have all been killed at the door of the house, and they still take care of the dance and the ink, saying that you are a corrupt Confucian, you are a misguide, a misconception, and a harm to yourself. Even the young master, who has never studied, is ashamed of you, your skin is thick enough, why aren't you ashamed? ”
Liu Chan charged Cheng Deshu with the crime of mistaking the master, which frightened Cheng Deshu and kowtowed to Sun Quan again and again to admit his mistake, for fear that Sun Quan would listen to Liu Chan's words and confiscate Cheng Deshu's money.
In these years, it is not easy to eat and eat, and how many people have been convicted for their words and ended up gloomily.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the evil feelings generated by Cheng Deshu's slander and inability to prove himself, and get the reward: the help of the pirates. It is rumored that in the waters of Jiangdong, Liu Biao's son Liu Pan and Jinfan thief Gan Ning had a dispute of intent and anger, but they couldn't do the Jinfan thief, and they were out, and the grain and grass were in an emergency. Liu Pan planned to wait for Cao Cao to send troops to attack Liu Bei, and there was no one in the village, so he carried out a wave of looting of the village and robbed Cao's army of grain and grass. ”
Liu Chan said that his mouth was dry, but the group of people at the banquet were like drinking Red Bull and eating Weige, and they were willing to give up if they had to fight with Liu Chan for a bloody outlet. No, there are two more people who want to come forward to debate, Liu Chan saw that it was Zhang Wen and Luo Tong, and he was too lazy to deal with it, and he was ready to take Zhang Wen and Luo Tong to open the knife as long as these two dared to say more, so that Tai Shici would kill one or two towns first, so as not to be asked non-stop.
"Shut up! The country is too ordered, and it is a guest from afar, and the son of Liu Yuzhou is brave and strategic, and he must not be lazy and rude. Diligence is meritorious, frolicking is useless, Cao Jun is in the river, looking at Jiangdong, thinking about the strategy of breaking the enemy, arguing about useless things, and falling into the majesty of Eastern Wu. A shout suddenly came from outside the hall, and then a person ran in, but it was Huang Gai Huang Gong of Sun Jian's old department, Huang Gai, like Zhang Zhao, was also a veteran of the Three Dynasties, but unfortunately he was only a grain official, and he was very unwilling, "The lord, the general of the country will come to summon Liu Yuzhou's son, Liu Chan and Liu Gongzi, to the backyard of the mansion, saying that he wants to set up a family banquet to entertain Liu Gongzi." ”
As soon as Huang Gai came, he gave everyone a step down, especially inadvertently saving the lives of Zhang Wen and Luo Tong.
"Lone knows, Uncle Gongfu, why do you have to run it yourself? Send someone to summon it, why bother so hard, so take Liu Gongzi to see his mother together. Seeing Huang Gai, Sun Quan's condescending majesty instantly subsided, and he talked to Huang Gai with a smile on his face.
Huang Gai's official position is not big, only a grain official, but Huang Gai and Han Dang, these veterans, are all left by Sun Jian, and they are loyal to the Sun family, but they are only obedient to Wu Guotai, and sometimes they don't even give Sun Quan face.
"Lead the way! Dare to ask if there is a beautiful young lady? If not, go and find it, otherwise invite the young master to dinner, there is no beauty like a cloud, let the young master swallow it, it is better to go back to the young master's luxury car to tear it up, and eat a starlight dinner for three people with Diao Chan and Zhen Ji. "Liu Chan has no special feelings for Wu Guotai, he only cares about the people at the banquet, if there is only one old woman Wu Guotai, Liu Chan is really a little afraid that Wu Guotai will touch the porcelain, and he will rely on Liu Chan.
Wu Guotai is also a widow no matter how she says, if she really wants to force Liu Chan, or slander Liu Chan, there are too many ways, and when Sun Quan has not become Cao Cao's grandson, he will first become Liu Bei's grandson, and he will have to call his father when he meets Liu Chan.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the bad feelings generated by the host being recognized as a womanizer by Sun Quan and Huang Gai, and receiving a reward: Seven Steps into a Poem. The seven-step poem was originally created by Cao Cao's son Cao Zhi, and in order to pretend to be forced at the banquet, it was temporarily lent to the host. Literati, it is not shameful to be a copyist, as long as you copy it, other people's poems will be gone. ”