24. Stealing oranges is also stealing

took off the sunglasses and threw them to Tai Shici, Liu Chan began to release the group AOE, "Military advisor, this young master has said, when you are old, you must know how to maintain health, drink more wolfberries and vomit less blood, you just don't listen, no wonder everyone in Dongwu said that you are a younger brother, it is really naughty." However, you are only a younger brother, but the people of Eastern Wu are different, and they all want to be the grandson of Cao Thief. This young master can understand, after Sun Wuzi, there is no difference between him and his grandson, one word: cowardice! ”

Liu Chan said a word, and everyone was restless, eager to attack him in groups and tear Liu Chan's stinky mouth.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the evil feelings caused by the insult of the Eastern Wu Qunchen as his grandson, and get the reward: a hundredfold mirror. Water battles can be without guns, but not without guns, a *** can sometimes change the entire battle situation, *** in addition to shooting people, shooting other effects are better. The host can use *** to show its might at the critical moment of the water war after the failure of the pretending force. ”

After a moment of silence, a person suddenly stood up, pointed at Liu Chan and shouted, "Presumptuous! My lord is wise and martial, and he is in charge of Soochow alone; The patriarch of the three dynasties of Zibu, you are a yellow-mouthed child, dare to spit fragrance in the mouth of Dongwu, this is looking for death, don't you want to live? ”

Liu Chan turned his head and found that it was Yu Zhongxiang who jumped out, this Yu turned the most easy to learn, and liked divination, but it was often an afterthought, and the set of celebrities and scholars talking on paper, "Grandstanding!" If Cao Cao is here, this young master is not as good as your grandson, and he still spits fragrant mouth, can you control it? Well, this young master is not targeting you, I mean that all of you here are garbage. After this young master has finished speaking, who is in favor? Who is against? ”

Liu Chan knew that Yu Flip had jumped out, and he would definitely not give up easily, so he inadvertently let out a sigh at Yu Flip, only to see Yu Flip roll his eyes in an instant, and his feet were weak, and he fell down.

Unable to play right!

None of the ministers of Eastern Wu would have expected Liu Yuzhou to be so benevolent and righteous, and the only son Liu Chan born was actually a demon king of the mixed world, and his mouth was so poisonous that it was better than the river water in Jiangdong.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the evil feelings generated by the death of the Yu and the death of the rabbit and the fox of the Eastern Wu ministers, and won the reward: the design and manufacture of the building ship. Jiangdong warships, proud of the majority of carrying people, lack of combat effectiveness, real warships, light and fast is the standard, can be attacked, can be bombarded, can be sunk, this is the weapon of the navy. ”

Sun Quan was embarrassed, Zhang Zhao suffered a loss, Yu Chuan was simply poisoned, the ministers of Eastern Wu couldn't sit still, the time to show loyalty came, and another person stood up, "The ignorant child who has not yet weakened the crown, the arrogant man who does not learn and does not know how to do it, Cao Jun has a million armor, and the general is no less than a thousand, and Liu Bei's soldiers and horses are used to fight with Cao Cao, which is tantamount to hitting a stone with an egg, and there is no use for an egg." You want to drag Dongwu into the water, so that Dongwu and Liu Bei can be buried together. ”

Liu Chan turned around and took a look, the person who spoke was Buqi Buzi Mountain, this Buqi was a real person, he recovered Shanyue for Sun Quan, and also opened up Jiaozhou and other places, but it was a bit stupid to negotiate with Cao Cao's bright cards on the table, "Hehe, did this young master give you face?" Dare to point fingers at this young master. Hum! Cao Cao's soldiers and horses, no matter how strong Cao Cao's army is, the opponent facing is the bottomless river, Cao Bing is all northerners, all landlubbers, falling into the water, if the Dongwu athletes can't even kill the water ducks, then the young master is really the wrong Dongwu. ”

Buqi was silent.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the bad feeling caused by the host's speechless speech, and receiving the reward: Hydro Engine. It is not enough for a warship to be driven by manpower, manpower is sometimes exhausted, and the hydroelectric engine allows the warship to use the endless seawater to accelerate, and the host sits on the warship with a hydroelectric engine, that is, a yacht, which is not the same as in the past. ”

"Cao Cao has weaknesses, which are obvious to all, even if you don't say it, my lord has already seen it. My Dongwu is in danger of the Tianjiang River, and Cao Jun may not be able to cross the river with a big boat to make trouble in three or five years, but Liu Yuzhou will have to ask for more blessings. Liu Chan Xiao'er, don't say that the general has not taught you to be a man and do things, I want to ask my lord to send troops to help your father, and if you ask for someone, you must have an attitude of asking for people, so as not to offend people, and you don't know that you are dying before you know it. "The person who jumped out this time is Xue Zong Xue Jingwen, Xue Zong had better tend to be inflammatory, but he was in Dongwu but said many times how powerful Cao Cao was, and even knocked on the side and said that Cao Cao was not a thief and wanted to whitewash Cao Cao.

Liu Chan looked at Xue Zong's smug face, secretly laughed, took out the design drawings of the building ship from his arms, and smashed it at Xue Zong's face, "That's it?" This young master is angry, where is this? If it weren't for the fact that my father and Sun Jian had a relationship, the young master would not have been too lazy to set foot in a poor and sour place like Dongwu. Open your dog's eyes and take a good look, what's on this drawing? As far as your Dongwu is concerned, this young master needs to use the word 'begging' to go to your ball. ”

Xue Zong's words were stopped, and his face was blushing.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the disgust caused by Xue Zong's shame and lack of light on the host's face, and get the reward: glowing gold. It is gold that always shines, in Sun Quan's mansion, there is a piece of glowing gold by the corridor in the backyard of the female dependent, the color is very sufficient, and it is as big as a human head, the host can pick up the gold and make a windfall. ”

"Strong words! Have a fight with your father's big-eared thief. Although Cao Cao is not kind, he welcomes the Son of Heaven in Xudu, and often sends a few fake edicts, but Cao Cao's background threshold is extremely high, and after Cao Shen of Xiangguo, your father will say that he is a clan member of the Han family, and the king of Zhongshan Jing is actually a villain who weaves mats and sells shoes, how can he be compared with Cao Cao? Not to mention being on an equal footing with my lord, Sun Liu joining forces? Joke ear! "The person who made the trouble is Lu Ji and Lu Gongji, others are heroes and don't ask where they come from, and Lu Ji likes to study people's backgrounds the most, and then divide them into three, five, nine and so on.

Liu Chan squinted his eyes, and when he saw Lu Ji, he became angry, and mocked Lu Ji with an unkind tone, "Yo! Isn't this Lu Ji Lu Gongji, who stole oranges in the Yuan Shu Mansion of the ghost in the water? When you go out, you don't ask if you steal oranges at a young age, you are really a thief, and you don't learn well. The so-called three-year-old looks old, steals oranges when he is young, and steals gold when he is old. After Cao Cao was a eunuch, he still knew Tuntian, my father was a merchant who weaved mats and sold shoes, and he was even more self-reliant, how could a thief like you maliciously slander? No matter how good your background is, but you run away to be a thief, it seems that this is a misfortune in the family, and you are crooked. ”

After Liu Chan finished speaking, he showed a look of regret, and Lu Ji was so ashamed that he had no choice but to retreat and leave.

When Lu Ji went to Jiujiang to visit Yuan Shu, he did steal three oranges, but later the oranges fell out, and the matter was revealed. After all, Yuan Shu wouldn't be unable to get by for the sake of three oranges and Lu Ji, a little kid, but Lu Ji really stole it, and stealing oranges is also stealing, and the black can't be whitewashed.