Wang Le felt that he had been trapped.

People are all kings and emperors, and the worst can be a loser, and he finally crossed over, and he actually became a bandit and bandit. What's even more embarrassing is that his fragile body, which is less than 1.7 meters tall and weighs no more than 100, can't bear it on his shoulders and can't lift it in his hands, has actually become the second leader in the cottage.

With his small physique to rob, Wang Le felt that he seemed to have no other choice than to give it online to the sexy thief.

The big boss of the cottage has recently swelled a little, and has vigorously taken 700 bandits composed of stinky fish and rotten shrimp to attack Ping'an County. This matter has to start from half a month ago, when the Ping'an County Commander sent 20 soldiers to attack the cottage.

As the largest gathering place of bandits around Ping'an County, the name of the rotten street of Heifeng Village can be described as thunderous in a radius of 100 miles. The main thing is that this place is too poor for other bandits to look down on.

The big boss has no name, only a nickname and an ear. Back then, he was also a character who called for wind and rain in Ping'an County, stealing the old lady's belly pocket and robbing the old man's crutch can be regarded as making a name for himself in the county.

In fact, the original nickname of the big boss was not called one ear, and it didn't take long after getting this nickname to fall into the grass. As for why the grass fell for Kou, the main reason was that one ear was dishonest in the county seat, and he kicked the door of the county lieutenant's house while he drank too much. It's actually nothing, the main thing is that one ear just crawled out of the pit before kicking the gate of the county lieutenant's house.

Of course, this thing is actually nothing, but when the two things are connected in order, Nima is too disgusting. How could the county lieutenant swallow this evil breath, and found two officials to beat one ear fat.

One ear is also ruthless, and he picked up the pig-killing knife from the butcher shop next to him and put it across his neck, shouting loudly: "Come on, come and beat me!" If I don't splash your blood today, I don't deserve to be mixed up in the county. ”

It is well known that people who drink a lot are not only unsteady on their feet, but also have shaky hands.

At the cost of one ear, the big boss succeeded in intimidating everyone present, including the county lieutenant's wife.

I saw the county lieutenant's wife staring at one ear with a solemn face, and said to the county lieutenant beside her: "Go back, wipe the door, forget it, so many of us bully a neurotic, and it has a bad reputation." ”

The county lieutenant is also right, and he is a state official at worst, and he did not continue to pursue the investigation if he couldn't compete with mental illness.

After Wang Le knew about this, he felt that this county lieutenant was definitely not the material to be a black cat sheriff, as the top local administrative law enforcement officer, he was in front of him with one ear, and he was crossed!

One ear didn't think so, he thought that someone else was afraid of him. So he struck while the iron was hot, and the grass that didn't stop doing anything created the Black Wind Village for Kou.

Heifeng Village has been established for three years and has done a total of two businesses. The first is to rob Wang Le and rob five thousand taels of silver tickets, which is also the foundation for the maintenance of Heifeng Village, although it may be a little reluctant to use the word robbery here. People in this year are relatively poor, 5,000 taels of silver is enough for 1,000 people to eat for four or five years, so although there are all kinds of moths in the village in recent years, they can barely make a living.

The second business was very powerful, one ear led a person to rob a passing medicine convoy, and hired one of the team members, Lao Hua, who claimed to be a descendant of the miracle doctor Hua Tuo, as the third master of his cottage, mainly responsible for the team's medical and logistical support. The reason why Lao Hua was chosen was that everyone else in the team ran away, and Lao Hua was old and couldn't run fast and was caught.

The ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, the three masters Lao Hua in the cottage for four months to cure eleven people, and later inquired only to know that Lao Hua is responsible for treating livestock in the team, which is commonly known as the veterinarian. So much so that the people who came to Lao Hua for medical treatment later called themselves birds. Beasts, animals. Bear. I heard that the chances of surviving from Lao Hua's hands are a little greater.

To get back to the point, on a rainy day half a month ago, in order to complete the KPI set by the prefect for himself, the Ping'an County Commander assigned 20 messengers to attack Heifeng Village, which relied on its own dangerous terrain and the characteristics of easy defense and difficult to attack, thanks to the forward-looking command of the big boss, at the cost of 64 casualties, lightly injured three opponents and captured one alive.

It has been proved that a small 1,000 people are chasing 20 people all over the mountains, especially when the terrain is more complicated, it is easy to have a stampede. The person who was captured alive was mainly because he was blocked by the mudslide that was washed down by the rain, and he really couldn't run, so he decided to tie his hands and arrest him.

In any case, I was very happy to capture one ear of the officers and soldiers, and felt that I had reached the peak of my life. After three days of feasting, the nests in the cottage that were already about to be spoiled were enough and opened to eat. Three days later, when he was interrogated, he learned another piece of news that made him extremely excited, that there were only one hundred and fifty errands in the entire county town of Ping'an.

Thinking about his army of nearly 1,000 people, one ear immediately slapped his thigh and decided, Lao Tzu also wanted to eat and drink spicy food and attack the county seat! Therefore, after formulating the strategic policy of encircling but not fighting, cutting off the county from the outside world, and trapping the county seat, one ear took 700 bandits to attack Ping'an County.

Now Wang Le is a little worried about what happened to one ear, after all, he has been out for four or five days and has not come back, and there is no news, and the people sent out not only did not find one ear, but also did not see any movement in the county. I don't know if Yi'er encountered the resistance of the county brigade and the district squad on the way to Ping'an County, or if he encountered the reinforcements of the devil? What if this one ear gets shot by a fucking Italian cannon?

Wang Le was lying on the rocking chair in the main hall of the cottage at this time, a little confused. If one ear is arrested, will the rocking chair he was lying on also have to be confiscated and returned to the old grandson of the county.

"Two masters, two masters! The big boss has come back with people, and he will be in the village soon! Just when Wang Le was still worried, a voice came from afar. You don't have to think about it to know that this voice is Luo Ergou's.

Luo Ergou has nine brothers and sisters in his family, and he is the youngest. As for why he became a bandit, it is again thanks to one ear.

Two years after starting his business, Yier decided to sack Luojia Village in order to prove that he had an unbeatable influence around Ping'an County and in the industry.

Generally, the boss of a start-up company will be more inflated after cutting two batches of leeks, so he has to put on the appearance of a big man in the industry, bragging today, filming a dinner tomorrow, even if he has no money, he can sell some air coins to go out and continue to cut leeks, so happy.

Of course, this is not overturned, and the one who overturned is still building air cars.

To get back to the point, after a group of bandits arrived in Luojia Village, they found that Luojia Village had been moved away for several years, and only the old Luo Guo who watched the ancestral hall and his lame son Luo Ergou were left.

One ear feels that it is not easy for him to come out to run a business, if he doesn't grab something and go back, what prestige does he have in the cottage and the industry. So if you don't do it, you will let Lao Luo Guo take out the valuable things, otherwise the ancestral hall will be burned.

Lao Luoguo was anxious when he heard this, and took off his shirt directly, revealing a palm-wide heart guard. Then he had the courage to explain to one ear that he was just an old Luo Guo who watched the ancestral hall, and in addition to the clothes on his body, he only had the Luo Guo behind him and the heart hair on his chest. Except for his youngest son, everyone else in his family works in a large family. I really don't have any money, so if I don't have a big family, I will take my little son away and give an explanation to the heroes and heroes in the village.

One ear has just been in the industry for two years, and he is still a novice in the bandit industry, and when he entered the industry, he didn't have a teacher or anything, and he was not very skilled in business, and he didn't know much about the market. I heard people say that they make money in the population business, and when they think that they have robbed someone back, and then sell it for a high price, the sense of honor in one ear is bursting.

Bandits, that's how they should be.

So this Luo Ergou ran up the mountain with one ear on crutches.

This mountain can be regarded as inviting a living ancestor to the village, Luo Ergou is lame and wants someone to serve him, not to mention, the most terrible thing is to break his mouth.

On the third day of going up the mountain, there was nothing he didn't know about the big and small secrets on the mountain. Of course, it doesn't matter if he knows, what matters is that as long as he knows, the entire Ping'an County will know about it.

When the pre-war mobilization of Ping'an County was held, one ear was still thinking about how to sell Luo Ergou, a lame man, and it didn't matter if he lost some money.

Wang Le had an idea for one ear before, saying that Luo Ergou's mouth was so broken, it was better to let Luo Ergou be a paparazzi.

One ear didn't know what the paparazzi meant, so he thought it would be good to be able to exchange Luo Ergou for money.

It's just that one ear didn't figure it out, paparazzi? Catching a puppy? Is the dog meat Zhang in the county so short of people now? Is the dog meat business so good? Why didn't you pay attention to it when you were in the county? After the big thing is done, you must investigate it well and do a big one. One ear secretly made up his mind.

As he spoke, Luo Ergou ran in front of Wang Le.

When a cripple uses the word run, you can probably imagine how brilliant his abduction is.

"Where's it? Is it the pursuers of the imperial court behind? Wang Le was a little surprised by Luo Ergou's speed, and in order to prevent Luo Ergou from breaking his mouth, he concisely went straight to the point.

If there are pursuers from the imperial court, Wang Le will have to consider whether he wants to become a tainted witness.

"Uh......" Luo Ergou seemed to want to say something else. But I was choked back by the second master, and I had no choice but to answer honestly: "It's almost at the gate of the stockade, and there are no chasing soldiers, but I am a little depressed." Wu Mazi said that the expression of the big boss seemed to be that he spent twenty taels of silver to find happiness, but happiness said that your time is too short, and the twenty taels of silver are too lost, so I will refund you ten taels. Second, what is happiness? ”

Wang Le couldn't answer, if he did, the book might never pass the review.

He glared at Luo Ergou deeply and walked directly to the door. Not long away, I saw a group of people walking towards the cottage with one ear.

Wang Le hurriedly greeted him.

"What's going on? Didn't the county town come down? When are we going to eat and drink spicy food? ”

One ear seemed to feel a little uncomfortable in his heart, sighed, and then said: "I don't think I'm suitable to be the boss, I want to abdicate and let Xian be handed over to you as the second master." In the future, the days of the cottage will depend on you. ”

Wang Le was shocked, what kind of play is this? Is this an ear that has committed a big incident in the county and is ready to run away?

I'll rub, you threw the cottage to me when something happened and let me take the blame?

Do you think my thin body looks like the material of a pick-up man?

Wang Le looked around with inquiring eyes while scolding. Before anyone could solve their doubts, he listened to one ear and said quietly.

"This time, I took 700 heroes from the cottage to encircle and suppress Ping'an County, but only after that did I realize the inadequacy of the plan we had made before. In order to reduce casualties, I returned with my brothers. As the boss, I have the responsibility and obligation to bring these brothers back. ”

Before the words fell, I heard Widow Sun comfort: "Don't blame yourself, who of us would have thought that this Ping'an county is so big." Seven hundred people can't enclose Ping'an County at all. Don't talk angry, if there is anything good in the county, it is better to be happy in the village. ”

Wang Le understood now, the feeling was that 700 people went to Ping'an County, and only then did he realize that he couldn't surround the county seat at all, and the previous strategic policy formulation failed. So one ear's self-esteem was hit, and when he came back, he wanted to pick a son and quit?

Thinking about the mess in the village now, Wang Le hurriedly shook his head and said: "Don't be discouraged by the big boss, the heroes in the village rely on the big boss to give him food, you shouldn't be the leader, what can we do?" ”

Who knows, when one ear hears this, he does not obey it.

"Second brother, it's not my brother who said you. Back then, my brother accepted 5,000 taels of silver tickets from you and sold you a position as the second master, and my brother felt that he couldn't go away, and 5,000 taels of silver tickets was more than enough to buy a big boss position. Don't be polite to your brother, you are the one who is in charge! ”

Wang Le saw that one ear didn't know which shaft tendon was grounded and short-circuited, which caused the brain to be intermittently normal, that is, suddenly the IQ was online. Wang Le also knew that he couldn't get around this matter, but fortunately, he was smart and had already thought of a way just now.

"Why don't we choose. Let's ...... it."