Chapter 58: What? Going to elope?
In fact, Han Feng really didn't brag, when he first got his driver's license, he drove out for a walk, and basically couldn't be idle on weekends, and he didn't dare to say that he had run all over the country, but he basically went to all the places he should go.
"Let's talk about this Penglai fairyland, the scenery is even more beautiful, I once wrote a poem in Penglai, to tell you, Penglai Palace is facing Nanshan, Chenglu golden stem Xiao Han. Looking at the Yaochi in the west, the queen mother descended, and the purple air was full of letters in the east. This guy shamelessly plagiarized Li Bai's poems, and began to lick his face to plagiarize Du Fu's verses, and moved their poems over as if they were his own originals, showing off their words unashamedly.
What's even more annoying is that no one knows about it at all, so this poem will be my Han Er's good sentence in the future, Han Feng thought shamelessly in his heart.
The so-called talented women below are fascinated by what they hear, where have they ever seen such a scene, they can hear that it is a heartbeat, and they are being fooled by Han Feng's nose.
"In fact, in addition to Lao Maozi, there are blue-eyed gringos in the West, there are many places outside the field in this world, I think back then, when Zheng He went to the West, he found a lot of new continents, and then I was in the Ming Dynasty, Huashan Dangerous Peak, Mount Tai Weiyi, Huangshan Wonders, in addition to these famous mountains and the highest Mount Everest, that is even bigger, and no matter what seasons change throughout the year, the top of the mountain is always full of ice and snow, as if it is erected in the clouds!"
Han Feng gushed endlessly to describe their familiar and unfamiliar world to everyone.
"And as far as our Ming Dynasty is concerned, there are also Goryeo and Dongying, although they are all projectile lands, but there are also many countries, and the people there speak differently from us, and they will say a word of flax from time to time!"
"Linen?" Miss Su followed with some curiosity, and this learning made Han Feng, who was pulling the calf, think about it, this little girl is really good, this flax is screaming, how comfortable it sounds!
The obscene laughter disappeared in an instant, Han Feng coughed, overshadowed his embarrassment and continued: "In short, the world is very big, looking at it, the Ming Dynasty is just a drop in the ocean, there are many races and countries around, we are just sitting in a well and watching the sky!" ”
Han Feng's words are unheard of, these boudoir women, even Goryeo Dongying does not know, in the late Ming Dynasty, they also helped Goryeo defeat Dongying, so that the Ming Dynasty perished, Goryeo also enshrined the statue of Emperor Chongzhen, two hundred years later.
There was a moment of silence in the hall.
Baili Yue pulled a face, very ugly, he didn't expect this family's knowledge to be so high, although he was wandering outside, but he only wandered around East China, and also heard about the land of Yungui barbarians, Bashu is steep, the Xiongnu in the northwest, and he has also heard that there are Dongying and Goryeo around the Ming Dynasty, but these are all his own heard, and he has never seen them with his own eyes, but what this family said is like it is true, are these places ...... He's been there?
How can you pull out such a long piece of experience if you haven't been there?
If Baili Yue's thoughts were heard by Han Feng at this moment, Han Feng would definitely laugh at him for being uneducated, which can be regarded as an experience? is just such a brag, Han someone makes a cup of tea, holds a cigarette, can accompany you here to chat for three days without repeating the topic! It's really scary to be uninformed!
Han Feng continued to pull the calf in a big article, looking at the women below looking at him with envy, his heart was extremely happy, and he thought: Just you frogs in the well, tell you how big the world is, and say it will scare you to death!
"Han Er, have you been to all these places you mentioned?"
Han Feng nodded, this time he didn't brag, he had been to these places, but that was hundreds of years later, but that was also there, Han Feng said humorously: "The world is very big, and what I know is only a small part, including the planet we live in, it is even more insignificant in the universe, and the outside world needs us to explore and discover all the time." ”
"Planet?" Han Feng threw out a new term, which made everyone a little curious.
The eldest lady listened to the yearning but refused to believe it, he didn't believe that this subordinate who couldn't ride a horse would know so many places, and what he said was the same as the truth, had he been to all these places? He doesn't look very old, how can he run these places at a young age?
In ancient times, the transportation was inconvenient, not to mention foreign countries, as far as Han Feng said about these places in the Ming Dynasty, I am afraid that ordinary people will have to run for a lifetime to enjoy these scenery.
A perfect speech, these little girls were stunned for a while, and these sons, one by one, opened their eyes, they didn't speak, and their faces were extremely ugly when they stood aside.
Han Feng actually wanted to tell them about engines and electric power, but after thinking about it, he and these ancient people were originally people from two worlds, and these words were a bit like bragging, and second, maybe if such technology is used properly in the future, he can change this history and make a lot of money, so after thinking about it, he stopped talking about it and ended this boring speech.
Han Feng quoted the scriptures and said them one by one, which made those first-time talents in Jinling or Hangzhou speechless, and the eldest lady naturally saw it in her eyes, she was very strange, what kind of ability did this Han Er have, the more he looked at it, the more amazing it was, what was in this person's head.
Han Feng finished saying a lot of words, he was in a good mood, looking at these people who were still immersed in the worldview he had just described, he smiled proudly, and glanced at Baili Shouyue and the others next to him, his eyes seemed to say, just your little knowledge, it's really pitiful, and you are embarrassed to show it?
Baili Yue was naturally a little angry, but he also knew what occasion he was now, he was the first talent, if he fought with this subordinate at this time, he would definitely be despised by the talented women here, for his own identity, this tone can be regarded as enduring, this family had better not let me see you in Jinling in the future.
When Han Feng was proud, many women surrounded him and asked where Mount Everest is, and asked the boy's Penglai Wonderland on the right!
"Little second brother, do you think there are really immortals in this world?"
There is your sister, believe in science, believe in the second brother, how can there be any immortals in this world, even if there are immortals in the sky, from a scientific point of view, they are aliens!
"Little second brother, where did you say the end of the earth is?"
"Oh, it's a big rock, on the very edge of Hainan Island!"
For a while, these daughters and ladies were actually interested in this nonsense-filled family, and regardless of the reason that men and women are not kissed, a group of people gathered around Han Feng, wanting to continue to listen to Han Feng talk about the outside world, it was really crazy, how could they turn on the hidden switch of these usually reserved young ladies, and suddenly regardless of their reserve, one was more enthusiastic than the other, and surrounded Han Feng in the middle.
Han Feng is so happy, what is written in many online novels with beautiful women like clouds, beautiful women like clouds? Isn't he a beautiful woman like a cloud now? Han Feng didn't have anything to do about women, looking at these young ladies who had just matured and were waiting for the word boudoir, since they had all put forward their wishes, of course they had to do their best to meet them.
So he smiled like a lustful head, patiently explaining one by one, when he got carried away, he suddenly saw the unhappy eldest lady on the side, and then found that the eldest lady was unhappy, so he coughed and said: "Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, that, when I go back to write a book, I have thought of the name, it will be called "Second Brother Travel Notes" like this, you can buy it and take a look, and it will be here today!" ”
The eldest lady snorted, this guy is really not praised, I still think he has some ability, now it's good, the tail is cocked, so like to be in the limelight, stained with flowers and twisted grass, I really don't know what fear is.
After Han Feng got rid of the questioning of these young ladies, he sat on the chair with a big grin, picked up the eldest lady's teacup and drank it.
"You ......" the eldest lady's eyes widened and pointed at Han Feng.
"What are you, eldest lady, have you forgotten your business?" Han Feng reminded.
The eldest lady patted her head, what is the purpose of her coming here, that is, to promote her products to Jinling, now that Han Feng has successfully drained the traffic, the rest is the matter of the eldest lady, the eldest lady took out her own products and began to introduce them to these Jimei!
The shampoo has long been famous in Jinling, and some of the ladies here have heard of it, but this magical product has not been introduced to Jinling, so some ladies have only heard of it, and it is difficult to see.
When the eldest lady took out the shampoo, it aroused their strong interest, women, it was difficult to resist the fragrance of things, the fragrance of shower gel, so that these women could not resist.
"If you wash your hair with this, will your hair really smell like this?"
"Yes, it's really fragrant, it's more fragrant than the rouge powder I use!"
In the face of these questions, the eldest lady patiently answered them one by one, and the eldest lady said with a smile: "Sisters, do you smell my hair, does it smell?" ”
A group of young ladies stepped forward to smell it, nodded in surprise, and said, "It's really fragrant!" ”
All of a sudden, the shampoo was well received in the mouths of these young ladies, and the rest was the matter of the eldest lady, Han Feng felt that his voice was a little hoarse, and the speech just now was too hard, which made his throat hurt now, Han Feng smiled bitterly.
Zhuang Ningning walked up to him and took the initiative to say to himself: "Brother Han, the outside world you just talked about is really exciting, and where are those dark-skinned people?" ”
"Oh, far away from us, in the middle of the desert, far away." Han Feng said as he drank tea.
Zhuang Ningning sighed, the world described by Han Feng made her yearn for it, although she was the daughter of the prefect, but she was only in the land of Suzhou and Hangzhou, and she couldn't go far, not to mention those places, she hadn't even been to the capital, when she heard Han Feng's speech, she felt that she was a bit like a frog at the bottom of the well, it turned out that this world was so magical!
Seeing the yearning look in this little girl's eyes, Han Feng smiled bitterly: These ancient women looked at the scenery one by one, but they were actually very pitiful, imprisoned by this damn feudal thought, I am afraid that being born in the gate of the mansion is not necessarily happy, but painful!
After all, even the most basic marriage is not free!
Looking at Zhuang Ningning, presumably Lao Zhuang has great hopes for this daughter, and maybe he will find a way to send her to the palace in the future, and it is possible to have a relationship or something!
"Brother Han!"
Just as he was thinking, he suddenly heard Zhuang Ningning's call, and Han Feng came back to his senses and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"Brother Han, if the places you said really exist, I also want to go and see it, even if I see it, it will not be in vain in this ......life" After saying this, Zhuang Ningning bit his red lip and said with determination: "Why don't you take me to see it!" ”
What? Are you going to elope with me?