Chapter Fifty-Seven: Miss's Travel Experience?
Han Feng yawned a lot, and saw these young ladies sitting together and began to play poetry solitaire, a stick of incense, so happy, this is simply the most difficult women's afternoon tea time, he really doesn't want to stay with this big man, but looking at that Baili Yue, the happy two eyes are shining, and from time to time he also interjects a sentence to show off his literary talent and knowledge.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Baili Yue has read thousands of books since he was a child, and traveled thousands of miles, so he began to travel around very early, Daming rivers and mountains are vast, fertile soil is thousands of miles, famous mountains and rivers, and countless beautiful scenery."
The end is the first talent, how much or went out for a walk, gushing about his travelogue, exaggerating the scenery he saw, the purpose is to attract the attention of these boudoir women, the women in the elegant house heard this is a pleasure, and nodded again and again, the girls of this era are not blessed to go out to travel at all! It's fun to listen to the song No. 1 genius talk about his insights.
Han Feng didn't bother to listen to his nonsense travelogue at all, the motherland is a great river and mountain, he has already traveled all over it, Xinjiang was not recovered during the Ming Dynasty, he has already played a few laps in Xinjiang, as well as Tibet, the entire northwest has been all over by car, and then to the south, Guangxi, Guizhou, Yunnan, he has almost been there, this kid said a big circle, listening to his words, it seems that he has not even been out of the five provinces of East China, and he can be just these little girls.
With this idea experience, he dares to say that he has traveled all over the Ming Dynasty? Han Feng rolled his eyes, maybe he had been being funny beside him, he was seen by Baili Yue, who had talked a lot, and Baili Yue also talked a lot, and won the favor of all the women present, he was proud and in a good mood, but he saw the word boring written on his face, and he couldn't get angry.
What a hateful family, Baili Yue thought indignantly in his heart, very unhappy!
Han Feng was tired of listening to it for a long time, this guy exaggerated about the famous mountains and rivers he saw, but when it came to places he had never been to, he brushed it aside, and the Yellow River was covered in a word, and when it came to the Yangtze River, it was obvious that this grandson had never been to the Yellow River, just listened to whom.
Speaking of the Great Northwest, it is even simpler, what is the endless prairie, it is not as straightforward as the composition written by primary school students.
Han Feng was not happy to see Baili Yue, and Baili Yue was even more unhappy to see Han Feng, thinking that this family was really arrogant, and he had just thinned his face, and now he was unconvinced here, he had to suppress this guy, so he smiled and said: "In the next scholar, although I have some knowledge, but I can't call it broad, today I dare to say that I will listen to you ladies, by the way, I must have been to a lot of good places for Shangguan girl, and she must have seen a lot of good places, I don't know if Shangguan girl is willing to introduce the places she has been, Let's hear it for everyone. ”
After hearing this, Miss Su also nodded and said: "I have long heard that Sister Shangguan was known as a talented woman in our poetry club before, and today I saw that her temperament was really extraordinary, Sister Shangguan has been busy with business all these years, she must have been to a lot of places, come and tell my sisters." ”
As soon as this Baili Yue changed his words, he brought the topic to the eldest lady, and made it clear that he wanted to make the entire Shangguan family ugly, and the eldest lady's face was gloomy, isn't it tantamount to humiliating this family Ding Han Er, and he is really a vicious person in the city.
Those young ladies who didn't know what was going on looked at the eldest lady expectantly, and Ling'er also said: "Sister Shangguan, tell me about your experience, the outside world must be very exciting!" ”
Han Feng shook his head, little girl, you only know that the outside world is wonderful, but you don't know that the outside society is very sinister.
Zhuang Ning smiled and took the eldest lady's hand: "Sister Shangguan, don't be polite, these are all your own sisters, you just let it go, let us also increase our knowledge." ”
The eldest lady doesn't have any travelogue at all, besides, although she is in business, but the business is only in the land of Suzhou and Hangzhou, and she has never been to a place far away, where can she talk about what she has seen and heard, seeing a problem jumping out of a hundred miles, which made her a little speechless for a while, looking at these sisters in front of her one by one, and waiting to promote their own products, she didn't dare to slack off at the moment, but she really didn't know how to say.
The eldest lady glanced at Han Feng, and didn't know why when she was helpless, she first thought of asking Han Er, a family member, to help, looking at the confusion of the eldest lady, Han Feng suddenly felt a little funny, not the eldest lady, you have been in business for so long, you won't even have a travel experience!
Looking at the eldest lady's anxious appearance, Han Feng felt that it was really funny!
Han Feng looked up and saw that he was looking at his side with a smug smile at the moment, and knew that it was this grandson who wanted to embarrass himself? Just because you sissy want to embarrass me? Han Feng felt a burst of contempt in his heart, when it came to bragging, I Han Er was second in the world, and no one dared to say that he was the first!
So Han Feng leaked a smile and began his speech: "Ahem, hello everyone, I am Han Er, and I am also the spokesperson of the eldest lady, since you want to know where our eldest lady has been, then I will speak on behalf of you and tell everyone about our eldest lady's travel experience." ”
These young ladies here don't know Han Er, and they all wonder in their hearts, why did this family suddenly interject, everyone who knows Second Brother Han covered their mouths and smiled, and they all knew that where there is Second Brother Han, there will be joy.
Jinling's first talented woman is indeed embarrassed, this is a gathering place for talented and beautiful women, how can such a family member talk here, isn't this a bad rule, and she was about to get angry, but she was pulled down by Zhuang Ningning next to her: "Miss Su, don't worry, and look, this person is not a thing in the pool!" ”
What's not in the pool? Miss Su looked at Han Feng, no matter how she looked at it, she was a familyman, she just looked pretty good, but she was also a subordinate, how could this talented girl in Hangzhou, Zhuang Ningning, be so high-minded?
Except for Miss Su, everyone in the audience looked at Han Feng curiously, but Han Feng looked calm and was not nervous at all, Zhuang Ningning felt strange, this person's face was so thick, wasn't he afraid at all?
The eldest lady finally breathed a sigh of relief, I don't know why when she encounters hardship now, she will take the initiative to ask Han Er for help, but seeing his natural expression, she feels a little more relieved in her heart.
Han Feng began to say with a smile on his face: "Our eldest lady has been to many places, let's talk about the south first, and I went to Suzhou and Hangzhou, especially Yangzhou, there are poetry clouds, and the peach blossoms go down to Yangzhou in March!" There is Yelang (Guizhou), the land of Bashu, especially like the culture of Bashu, especially the drama, as well as the scenery of Shu, once composed a poem "Shu Road Difficult", Shu Road is difficult, it is difficult to go to the blue sky, silkworm bushes and fish, the founding of the country is at a loss! He is 48,000 years old, and he is not populated with Qinsai. There is a bird road in Xidang Taibai, which can cross the top of Emei. The earth collapsed and the mountain destroyed the strong man to death, and then the ladder stone stacks were hooked together. There is a high standard of six dragons returning to the sun, and there is a return to Sichuan with rushing waves and reversals......"
Thanks to my Chinese teacher, I used to be hard to live and die in Shu and couldn't memorize it, and I was punished every day to stand at the door of the classroom and recite this poem, this is the importance of learning, and now it's okay, I memorize it backwards, and these women who bluffed with a poem were stunned, but it also accurately depicted the scenery of Shu, so that they felt envious.
Even the eldest lady was curious, when have I been here, how did this Han Er open his mouth?
Han Feng's short poem has aroused the yearning of countless women, I didn't expect the eldest lady to have such experience and insight at a young age, and what she has seen and heard is quite experienced, on the other hand, the first genius Baili kept the contract, ah sorry I misremembered his name again, Baili Yue, although he traveled in the mountains and rivers, but those who talked about it were not his own unique opinions at all, in comparison, they were far from the same.
Zhuang Ningning also smiled secretly, this Han Er did have some knowledge, it was obvious that this person was relieving the eldest lady, and it was obvious from his experience that he was the first talent in Jinling, and even Miss Su, who was originally scornful, also stared at Han Feng at this moment, and was a little fascinated by what he heard.
"Let's talk about this Yunnan land, when I went to explore, I found a worm valley, there is a miasma outside this worm valley, you will die when you smell it, you can only wait for a rainy day to enter, this is amazing, there are a lot of monuments, there are too many stories in it, three days and three nights can not be finished, so I will record all this story, called "Yunnan Worm Valley" You can go and see it if you have the opportunity."
"Second brother, have you ever written a book?" A young lady asked, after a few words, Han Feng has already become one with these girls, although these are all beautiful girls, but they don't have much knowledge, just rely on Han Feng, an old Jianghu, to deceive one or two little girls, and they can be caught.
When did this bad guy write a book and go to the barbarian land of Yunnan? The eldest lady thought in her heart, looking at the appearance of this guy, full of suspicion, but listening to what he described, it was really like experiencing it herself, and for a while she couldn't tell the truth from the false.
"How about writing books?" Han Feng smiled slightly, continued to talk eloquently, finished talking about the south, and began to talk about the north, "Speaking of Chang'an, it is even more of a prosperous scene, how to describe it, Chang'an is a month, and thousands of households pound clothes." The autumn wind blows endlessly, and it is always a jade relationship. ”
For a while, Han Feng touched his lips and talked about the east, west, north and south of the motherland.
"And a lot of gringos." Han Feng described, especially in the north, on the Jurchen side, that you can often see a lot of gringos. “
"What is a gringo?"
"It's a man with blond hair, green eyes, blue eyes, and a high nose."
"Oh my God, what kind of person is this, so strange!"
"I know, it's not from the Western Regions." Miss Su still had some insight and asked, Han Feng nodded, it seems that this era calls these foreigners people from the Western Regions.
"I've seen a few missionaries from the Western Regions before, just like that, with blond curly hair and blue eyes, and a strange birth."
"Oh my God!" Some young ladies, who have been in this city all their lives, can't believe that there is such a strange race in this world, and when they heard it today, they were surprised, and they heard it for the first time in their lives.
"You've been to Mongolia?"
"The endless prairie, as far as the eye can see, the cattle and sheep in the mountains are very beautiful."
The eldest lady looked at this arrogant guy and said in her heart: Just blow it, you can't even ride a horse, how did you get out of such a far place, and now the relationship between Daming and the Mongolian people is tense, how did you go to the land of Mongolia, this guy really talks nonsense without blinking!