74. If you can shoot the old lady in the face, you can count it as your ability
"General Zhang, worthy of loyalty, is worried about the governor of the capital, but General Zhang still has to read the book of soldiers, and the conquest of the naval army is not thorough enough, and this soldier will not be able to come out tonight." Cai Mao can't handle the scolding outside the camp, can't she still handle Zhang Yun? Cai Mao's strongest thing is to dismantle the stage, and he has been partnering with Zhang Yun for a long time, no matter what Zhang Yun says, Cai Mao has a way to say that white is black, "General Zhang, think about it, or do you look outside the camp and look at the river tonight?" ”
Cai Mao liked to embarrass Zhang Yun the most, and gave Zhang Yun a difficult problem, but he was idle, picked up the teacup, opened the tea lid and blew the tea bubble, and began to taste tea and meditate, seeing that Zhang Yun wanted to punch over.
"The Metropolitan Governor, his subordinates don't know, his subordinates only know that the enemy army is coming to the city, and they are still insulting the prime minister, this is the reason for sending troops, I implore the Metropolitan Governor to send troops, otherwise the prime minister will blame him, I'm afraid he can't afford it." Zhang Yun knows that Cai Mao is a person, he will only rebel in the nest and fight his own people, tonight this matter can be big or small, Zhang Yun and Cai Mao are both Liu Biao's generals who have newly descended to Cao Cao, and when the time comes, Zhang Yun's share will definitely be indispensable, "If the metropolitan governor thinks that the other party has ambushes, or has conspiracy, then he can divide half of the soldiers and horses, hand them over to his subordinates, and his subordinates will go to find out the truth." ”
"Fiction and reality? Darn! Zhang Yun, tonight is such a thick fog, the enemy is still attacking by boat, the river is unable to see, and you Zhang Yun still asks to send troops, his heart can be punished, could it be that you and the enemy army secretly colluded, and had already intended to cooperate with the enemy to surrender? Cai Mao had already seen that Zhang Yun was unhappy, pulled out the sword, and threatened Zhang Yun, as long as Zhang Yun returned the head and wanted to send troops, then Cai Mao cut Zhang Yun first, and Zhang Yun's head was used as an explanation to Cao Cao, and he could fool the past, "Zhang Yun, listen, the enemy army is scolding the prime minister, but you are also an old sailor, this voice spread to the camp, so loud, it can be seen that the other party has a lot of soldiers and horses, maybe they will gather at the gate of the camp, waiting for us to go out like fish to be slaughtered." ”
"Governor, what do you say? Your subordinates listen to you, you are the Metropolitan Governor, and everything you say is right. Zhang Yun spread his hands, took a step back, and stayed away from Cai Mao, anyway, Zhang Yun is Cai Mao's deputy, and he is not the main general, and Cai Mao is on top of the sky when it falls.
"Shoot the arrows! Give the Governor Ben the order to go down, and release the arrows in the direction where the voice came, as many arrows as there are, and the Governor Ben will directly sink the enemy tonight, so that they can know the toughness of the Governor. After Cai Mao finished speaking, he personally uncovered the camp tent, and without waiting for Zhang Yun to pass the order, he and Zhang Yun were always at odds with each other, and they couldn't talk sincerely, "General Zhang, you go to report to the prime minister, just say that there is an enemy attack, and the governor of this capital is leading the army to resist the enemy, and he is retreating from the enemy with the strategy of archery, presumably the prime minister will praise the governor of this capital, haha." ”
Zhang Yun blackened his face, hugged his fists and retreated, but he didn't plan to go to Cao Cao, and in the middle of the night, the third watch went to Cao Cao to report bad news, which was to block Cao Cao, and it was easy to give his life if he was not careful, Cao Cao's sentence 'I love to kill people in my dreams' is still in my ears.
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"Husband, Cao Jun released the arrow, he shot it, they finally shot it, great, ah, there are so many arrows, what should I do? Hide. Xiao Qiao had been greeting Cao Cao's family with a microphone, and was the first to find the bow and arrow shot by Cai Mao's sailors, which turned into black dots in the dense fog and flew towards Liu Chan's fleet, "Woo, husband, am I dying on your ship?" I haven't given birth to a monkey for you yet, help me up, and I can still fight with my husband. ”
Xiao Qiao was nervous, his feet slipped a little, and he fell to the ground, stomping his feet in anger.
"Xiao Qiao, hurry up, keep scolding, don't stop, the more you scold, the faster Cao Jun will shoot, and we can finish the matter sooner." Liu Chan looked at the protection of the luxury cruise ship, and found that the bow and arrow could not be inserted at all, his heart was wide, he pulled up Xiao Qiao, and stuffed the microphone back into Xiao Qiao's chest, Liu Chan hurriedly shouted at everyone, refreshed everyone, cheered up, "Lao Lu, don't stop the gongs and drums, hammer this young master hard, how many arrows you can have tonight, it's up to you." And you, don't be stunned, Cao thief can't shoot us, everyone continues to be high, can't scold, then sing and sing, or talk and laugh, scare Cao Cao to death. ”
Liu Chan was going to use a grass boat to borrow arrows, and asked Cao Cao to pay for the bow and arrow for this trip, maybe there was still a little bit of the bow and arrow allocated to Lu Su, and he could bring it back to his father Liu Bei.
Frightened by the rain of arrows of Cao Cao's navy, he was silent, with Cao Cao's suspicious character, it was really possible to send a navy to drive a boat to clear the dense fog and find out.
"Cao thief, dare to release arrows? The thief is not cowardly, but unfortunately you are short and weak, this arrow can't shoot Mrs. Ben at all, so I don't need Mrs. Ben to scold you a few more words, so that you don't tremble in the wind. Sun Shangxiang's courage is greater, although the arrows in the sky are like stars, the scene is a bit spectacular, Liu Chan said, Sun Shangxiang stabilized his mind, and looked at Cao Cao's bow and arrow really none of them can break the armor, inserted into Liu Chan's luxury cruise ship, and his heart is settled, and there is a riot operation, "Come on, let go of the arrow, the old lady is here, you can shoot the old lady's face, count your ability." Haha, you can't shoot, come and shoot me, I'm here, you Cao Jun are all soft eggs, and you can't even release arrows. ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the disgust generated by Cao Caojun's ridicule of Sun Shangxiang for his incompetence, and receive the reward: the magnet gravity of the ship (swarm!). Short! limited to vessels). The river water flowing downstream and the ships against the current exert forces on each other, forming a magnet gravitational force. With the magnet gravity, no matter whether the bow and arrow released by Cao Jun could hit Liu Chan's fleet or not, it would eventually be sucked into the ship and brought back to collect, and there would be no one left. ”
"Cai Mao, why don't you attack? Why did it stop? Keep firing arrows, open the camp and attack, are you deaf? Can't hear the other person greeting my whole family? If you don't clean up the enemy army, be careful that Prime Minister Ben beheads you first. Cao Cao rushed into Cai Mao's tent, felt a deep headache, and smashed all the arrows and tiger talismans on his body in the face of Cai Mao and Zhang Yun, "Go!" This prime minister doesn't care how the two of you naval forces retreat from the enemy, don't sit here as a parallel import, let people recruit the prime minister. Cai Mao, order you to immediately lead the naval army to attack, Zhang Yun, you go to Zilian and ask him to transfer the bows and arrows of the whole army. Hum! Say I can't? I'm going to see how many holes you can shoot tonight. ”
Seeing Cao Cao come in, Zhang Yun was overjoyed, the pot was not dark yet, the main Cao Cao came in person, a good thing, Zhang Yun picked up Cao Cao's tiger talisman, tiptoed lightly, ran away as soon as he slipped through the smoke, and went to Cao Hong to ask for a bow and arrow.