Women are not easy to mess with! The woman got angry, didn't even scold people with a little subtlety, and greeted Cao Cao and his mother directly.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Sun Shangxiang's scolding of Cao Cao's mother, and the naval army will be afraid of the bad feeling that will be transmitted to Cao Cao's ears, and receive a reward: wireless microphones (six, amplification, one-time electric energy). A microphone is a must-have for women to sing at parties, and scolding people must also have one, a microphone in hand is better than tens of millions of scolding dogs. Ask the host to distribute the microphone, and the woman's scolding angle is much stronger than the bubble words spoken by the host and Cao Junzhan, maybe the women will scold out the surprise and scold Cao Cao to shout and call her mother. ”

"Xiangxiang Mom, take a break, don't scold too much, hurt your liver and get angry, deal with people like Cao Cao, he is black, you can't be pink, you have to be like a chimpanzee, more ruthless than Cao Cao." Look, this is a microphone, which can make Xiangxiang's mother speak in a whisper, increase the volume by a hundred times, and ensure that the person opposite is sleeping, and he must be woken up by Xiangxiang's mother. Liu Chan handed a microphone to Sun Shangxiang, and sent the remaining five microphones to the women on the boat, as if creating a group of singers, "You all try it, this thing is so good, when you like it, you will definitely be unstoppable, come, who is bold, shout a few words first, tonight the young master will spoil her a few more times." ”

Hearing that Liu Chan could get his preference, as soon as Xiao Qiao received the microphone, the two sisters looked at each other and smiled, lifted the microphone, and put it to their mouths, like a cannon hanging on their mouths, facing Cao Cao's military camp, their cheeks bulging.

"Cao Cao, how is your father?" Da Qiao has no background, and unlike Sun Shangxiang, he has seen a big scene, so he simply painted a gourd in the same way, and replaced Cao Cao's mother with Cao Cao's father, which is simple and clear, and has a slightly miraculous effect, insulting Cao Cao has a gain effect, "This eldest lady is Da Qiao, my husband Liu Chan brought me here, he said Cao Cao, is it really good for your father to be at home alone?" ”

Da Qiao blushed with shame, if you want to say that you usually quarrel, Da Qiao is not much weaker than Xiao Qiao, but you can scold a man, Da Qiao is still the first time, a proper novice is inexperienced.

"Cao Cao, how is your father?" The sailors of the grass boat fleet, too lazy to think about it, roared again, did not work hard, and the paddling technique was a must.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Cao Cao's mother and his father's greetings, Cao Cao's soldiers were panicked in their hearts, for fear of Cao Cao's blame, and received a reward: Cao Cao's insomnia. Cao Cao came to Jiangdong, blew the river breeze, had a headache from time to time, and tonight was more serious, he couldn't sleep all night, and he couldn't rest assured that he couldn't get off his million sailors, so he simply got up and put on his clothes, and planned to come to the water army camp to inspect it, and by the way, he blew the wind and chanted obscene poems. As long as the host's people scold harder, the faster Cao Cao comes, and the women around the host are allowed to marry and pick, please don't stop, force. ”

"Yueying, come out to play, let go a little, don't be too conservative, anyway, my father-in-law can't see it, come, scold boldly, don't scold the old man in my heart, it's been backlogged for a long time, too much, you will feel as uncomfortable as if you want to vomit when you're pregnant." Really, as long as you believe me, sooner or later you will be happy, scold, scold it and be happy. Liu Chan saw that Sun Shangxiang and Xiao Qiao were having a good time, holding the microphone and desperately greeting Cao Cao, so he pulled Huang Yueying into the water, Huang Yueying is a famous lady in Xiangyang, this kind of thing must have never been done, it will make Huang Yueying extremely exciting and novel, "Hurry up, Yueying, so many sisters are playing, if you don't join them, you won't be able to make a scene, this young master will go to your room for the night in the future, and there will be less." ”

Huang Yueying's heart was pounding, like a deer crashing, or the high-minded Zhen Ji saved Huang Yueying, and by the way, she pulled Diao Chan over, and the three joined forces to create the first scolding combination, which came with a 1+1 transcendence effect.

"Cao Cao, does your sister know that you are a shrunken turtle? Don't dare to come out, it's really a shame for your sister. Zhen Ji whispered in Diao Chan and Huang Yueying's ears for a while, and the three of them blushed shyly at first, then closed their eyes, lifted the microphone and shouted, "There is a kind of open door, come out and shoot me, people open their bodies and minds, wait for you on the boat, come, come and shoot me." Don't dare to do this, Cao Cao, you are a bitch. ”

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the first debut of the heavenly group composed of Zhen Ji, Diao Chan and Huang Yueying, humiliating Cao Cao Cao and the evil feeling caused by Cao Cao's own ears, and receiving a reward: Cao Cao's decision-making mistakes. Cao Cao was scolded so annoyed that he was angry, and he had to teach a lesson to a group of little girls who scolded people, and the huge anger value made Cao Cao lose his mind, unable to make accurate judgments, and would only order an attack. The host can take advantage of Cao Cao's decision-making mistakes to maximize the completion of this task of borrowing arrows from the grass boat. ”

Cao Jun, the water army camp, and the camp tent of the metropolitan governor are brightly lit.

"It's too evil, this governor has been the commander of the navy for more than 20 years, and he has never encountered such an unlucky time this year, in just half a year, Lao Tzu is almost fed up and driven crazy." Cai Mao has been extremely unlucky in the past few days, even drinking water is stuffed between his teeth, there is still an enemy attack in the middle of the night, there is no public morality, and he doesn't let people sleep, Cai Mao held his sword, habitually vented and threw the pot to the deputy, "General Zhang, the enemy army has committed our water army camp, how to deal with it?" ”

General Zhang in Cai Mao's mouth, named Zhang Yun, when Liu Biao used to be, Cai Mao was Liu Biao's brother-in-law, and Zhang Yun was Liu Biao's eldest nephew.

"The Governor of the Great Metropolis, when the enemy army is coming, it is natural to open the camp, lead the naval army to kill it, and sacrifice a head-on attack, so that the other party regrets not sleeping at home." Zhang Yun didn't blink his eyes, he directly clenched his fists, and asked for troops to fight, anyway, the soldiers and horses were not Zhang Yun's, Cai Mao messed up, and Zhang Yun had a chance to deduct the black pot, "The prime minister has an army of millions, and there is a metropolitan governor to help him transfer to a naval army, and the enemy army is nothing more than Liu Bei and Sun Quan, what is there to be afraid of." If the governor has doubts, he may as well hand over the naval army to his subordinates, and his subordinates will lead the army out of the camp and go to resist the enemy. ”

Zhang Yun's request for Cai Mao's military power is a routine matter, as long as he thinks about it with his ass, Cai Mao will not give all the water army to Zhang Yun. Cao Cao has an army of one million, yes, but at present, eighty percent of them are still fierce ducks, sleeping on the ship every day, just to adapt to the shaking feeling of the ship, don't wait for the ship to sail, directly seasick, become a salted fish.

In fact, Cai Mao only has about 300,000 in his hands for a naval army with the strength of a war, and there is also the family wealth he saved in Jingzhou at the beginning.