155. You should have just taken a shower, right?
Liu Chan can only teach Zhang Datui by hand, Zhang Datui has just arrived, he doesn't understand normal, if he changes to Big Qiao, he sees Liu Chan lying flat, he doesn't want to work hard, he has already come up, blows the wind in Liu Chan's ear, and says cool words, "I don't have any eyesight, your strength is fighting in the backyard of this young master, I'm afraid you won't survive two episodes." If you want to feed this young master to eat grapes, you can also feed it while lying down, if the ladies are here now, how good, Miss Diao Chan pinched her shoulders, Xiao Zhen Ji beat her back, Xiao Qiao warmed her heart, and others lined up to serve, how comfortable. ”
Women are most afraid of comparison, Liu Chan deliberately used Diao Chan and Zhen Ji and others to hint at Zhang Datui, and wanted to trick Zhang Datui to work for Liu Chan, Liu Chan knew that Zhang Datui also had martial arts in his body, and he wanted Zhang Datui to be in Liujia, Liu Chan already had a personal guard on the silver screen, and it was good to accept Zhang Datui as a guard.
At home, Zhang Datui and Guan Yinping may not be as good as other ladies, not enough for them to be tender, but when they go out, Zhang Datui and Guan Yinping are essential for travel and good medicine at home.
"Brother Adou, are you itching somewhere? Need to hammer this, hammer that, I learned the art of slaughtering pigs from my father, and I can only stab boxing skills, why don't I try it for you? Zhang Datui is sad to death, Liu Chan is not in good clothes, even if he serves Liu Chan, there is nowhere to start, kill the pig, you have to shave the pig hair, Liu Chan's clothes are not torn off, drooling, Zhang Datui is very embarrassed, I don't know whether to do it first, or move it first, and then persuade Liu Chan, "It's that I don't have a light or heavy hand, and if I stab it with a punch, I should be able to get you to kill the pig." ”
"Come on! Big push, this young master has been waiting for you for a long time, be ruthless, don't treat this young master as a casual person, this young master is casual up, he is not a person. Liu Chan was lying on the ground, half-open eyes, and found that Zhang Datui was grinding and grinding, but he didn't give Liu Chan a success, which made Liu Chan angry for a while, and wanted to take the lead, while Zhang Datui was still hesitating, where did the fist come out, Liu Chan had already stretched out his hand and pulled it, and Zhang Datui was so shocked that people turned over on their backs, "Big push, although you work hard, if I can't help it, shout, I am your father." Shoot, push me! ”
Sudden mutation!
The curtains were lifted, and a tent soldier walked in, holding a bowl of black water in his hand, looking slightly nervous.
"Report! Young master, it's time to drink medicine. Your father asked me to bring me a bowl of tonics, saying that it was for you to replenish your body. The tent soldier was holding the bowl of water, swaying, and without waiting for Liu Chan to respond, he took the initiative to walk towards Liu Chan, and his eyes were fierce, and one hand reached under the plate, as if he was digging something, "Please drink it while it's hot, your father ordered, let me feed you, please don't advocate your mouth." ”
"Wait, stop! Who are you? Dare to break into the territory of this young master? and pretended to be sent by my father, is it really that the young master is a three-year-old child, is it stupid and easy to deceive? Hum! From the point of view of this young master, you are the one who should drink the medicine. "It's the first time Liu Chan has met an assassin, although he is mentally prepared for an assassin, but Liu Chan didn't expect the assassin to be so stupid, and he was a little cute, so he was reluctant to debunk it, "Big push, there is an assassin, take him down for the young master, you block it first, I'll go to Sister Yinping, let your sisters join forces, and push people invincible." ”
"Young master, I was really sent by your father... Forget it, this assassin doesn't pretend, say, how did you find me? Speak up so that you can die a happy death. The assassin's hand took out for a long time, but he didn't touch the hidden weapon, so he simply poured the fake medicine and turned the plate over, and then took out a golden dagger, dangled it in his hand, and intimidated Liu Chan, "This assassin is the first time to be an assassin, and he has never missed, I advise you to know each other, come and die obediently, have you seen this assassin's dagger?" The white knife goes in, and the red knife comes out. ”
Trance!
The assassin may really be unfamiliar with the hands, and the business is not refined enough, the dagger played with the knife flower, but he couldn't catch it, and missed, and the dagger flew out of his hand and was inserted into Liu Chan's table.
Liu Chan smiled, who is this assassin, who sent it to tease, right?
"Well, listen up. As soon as you came in, the young master found out that you were an assassin, and there were ten flaws, that's it? Do you still want to assassinate Master Ben? Haha, this young master will teach you how to be a man today. Liu Chan stood behind Zhang Datui, glanced at the assassin in front of him, and suddenly became enlightened, where is this assassin, it is clearly a woman disguised as a man, and a woman who takes the initiative to send it to the door, or a woman who likes to play situational play, which is exciting enough, "I hope that after listening to the flaws that this young master said, you can tell this young master your name, and surrender to this young master, and become a qualified assassin next time, how about it?" ”
"Humph! Ten more flaws? Death is on the verge of death, are you trying to delay time? Princess Ben... Oh no, this assassin gave you half a cup of tea, and if you are right, my dagger will pierce you in the vital point, nonsense, then I will cut your incense first, cut off your back roots, and extinguish your illusions. With a smile on the corner of his mouth, the assassin pretended to be indifferent, and slowly moved to Liu Chan's table, wanting to reach out and pull out his dagger, but he was a little embarrassed, secretly regretting that he only brought a weapon with him when he went out today, "Say it!" This assassin has no patience, and hates procrastination men the most, men have to do things quickly, even if it's only three seconds, but it's all over when they're comfortable. ”
"Hehe, interesting! Flawed, as soon as you entered the door, you called my father but not the lord, this young master is not sick, and you still let this young master drink medicine? Also, there are only Ben Shaozhu and Da Tui in the camp, and those who are not long-eyed will come in as light bulbs, unless they are looking for death. In the end, your hands are shaking even with the medicine, you look like an assassin, your jade hands are as beautiful as green onions, your ten fingers do not touch the spring water, and the hands of my servants are thicker than yours. Liu Chan has already guessed the gender of the other party, so he is afraid that this woman is playing really, and if she has to fight Liu Chan to the death, then Liu Chan will have no way to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, "In addition, have you ever seen the tent soldier without an Adam's apple, with pierced ears, and still with a fragrance on his body?" If this young master guessed correctly, you should have just taken a shower, right? Fragrant, I love it! Drop this young master, this young master will never let you do the rough work of serving tea and water, and the price will be dropped. ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the female assassin who was exposed, and the host also knew about the bad feeling caused by the annoyance and anger just after taking a bath, and received a reward: the treatment of the horse master. The host was assassinated, but the assassin was a female assassin, the assassination technique was not good, the female assassin lost his hand, I am afraid that he would not be able to get out of the host's barracks, the most important thing is that the female assassin has been pampered since childhood, has not tasted defeat, has a strong self-esteem, and may find a short-term view when she is hit. If the host can persuade the female assassin to subdue her, he will gain the heart of the female assassin and be treated as a horse master. Thinking about being able to marry a princess, let alone being a horse, riding a horse is dry. ”