Since receiving Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei has not paid attention to military affairs, and the matter of attacking Cao Cao is no longer under Liu Bei's control, standing and talking will not hurt his back, Liu Bei hurriedly fooled Lu Su, "Attack!" Must be attacked! Zijing, if you turn around and let Sun Quan send troops to attack Heqi, our army will definitely contain Cao Cao's main force for you and keep Cao's army out of Fancheng or Wancheng. ”

"That's right! Zijing, you go back first, if you nest here again, my house is about to eat, you said that you are covered with snot and tears, how shabby, you want to eat and go back to change your clothes. Liu Chan rolled his eyes at Lu Su, feeling helpless, what can this Lu Su learn, he has to learn Liu Bei's trick of crying and washing his face with tears, he is disgusting, Liu Chan must have a showdown with Lu Su, Lu Su's rice is not cooked at home, hurry back to Dongwu, and pit Sun Quan a little, "This young master assures you, if you have the opportunity, you will definitely be invited to rub it, you continue to stay here, except for washing the dishes and washing the bed for this young master, it is really useless." ”

"Humph! If you don't leave, the old man will forcibly pull you to be a companion, and after reading this "Liangshan Biography" to the old man, he will recite it backwards like a stream, and then let you go back. Guan Yu pinched his nose, flipped through the book that Zhang Da pushed with his hand, and complained in his heart, the names of the characters in the book were loud and loud, but everyone either sent them or descended, called back and forth, and finally all became water generals and generals, Guan Yu's old face turned red, this can also be regarded as a book? It's far worse than "The Golden Bottle", "The book sent by Yide, the old man didn't even look at it, it must be some things that fight and kill, show off muscles, boring!" ”

Lu Su was discouraged, rolled up his sleeves, hurriedly hugged his fists, retreated, set up a boat, and rowed to Dongwu, for fear that Liu Bei and Guan Yu would chase him out, it is rumored that as long as he talks with Liu Bei for one night, he will be dead set on Liu Bei the next day, like Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhuge Liang, it is a routine, no one knows the reason, but Lu Su dare not try.

Lu Su fled in the wilderness, Guan Yu felt even more bored, took a look at it more, and found a good show, including: Da Lang's family history of baking cakes, a vivid image of 'Da Lang, it's time to drink medicine'; There is also Li Shishi School, which specializes in taking in prodigal sons, dragging people into the water, and persuading people to be good in the three good schools, Guan Yu saw it straightly for a while, and quickly put away the books in front of the table, "Big brother, I will go first, and suddenly remembered that the mother-in-law at home also stewed red dates, waiting for me to go back to make up for my face, she said that I have been working too hard these days, and my face is not so red, so I have to make up for it." ”

Guan Yu didn't wait for Liu Bei to stay, and even forgot to bring the "Spring and Autumn" that had been close for many years, there was "The Biography of Liangshan", who still watched "Spring and Autumn", they are not children, they should know how to choose.

The originally lively camp tent only left Liu Bei and Liu Chan, father and son, Liu Chan still hugged Zhang Datui, and had no time to deal with Liu Bei, Liu Bei was very bitter in his heart, this world, after all, belongs to young people.

Old, old.

"Zilong, Uncle Zhi, you go down first. Lu Su is gone, nothing is wrong. All kinds of chores in the army, there is Zhuge Military Division, he can take care of it alone, I can trust him, if he can't do it, then he has to take care of the aftermath for him, you don't have to follow me all the time, Mrs. has said several times, when it is inconvenient, you can always see someone in the corner, and the wall has ears, which will scare her and scream. Liu Bei found that Liu Chan and Zhang Datui were too shameless, in front of Liu Bei, they just whispered at first, and then they turned a blind eye to flirting and scolding, Liu Bei was very envious, and wanted to go back to the room to find Mrs. Gan to follow suit, "I have to go back to the room to rest, even Adou is too busy, there are too many women, and it is also troublesome, I have to go to the ladies to recuperate." ”

Zhao Yun and Chen Zhi wished they had slipped away earlier, seeing Liu Chan's appearance, Zhao Yun and Chen Zhi glanced at each other, both doubting each other's toughness, whether they were incompetent... for the force.

Liu Bei took Zhao Yun and Chen Zhi away, and the entire camp suddenly quieted down, which made Zhang Datui a little uncomfortable and uneasy, hesitating whether to push Liu Chan.

"Brother Adou, uncle, why are they all gone? Got you going to do something? Did we influence them to talk, Brother Adou, why don't we go back to my room together? I believe that Brother Adou will like my room, which is full of beds, lying on it to rest, and ensuring that Brother Adou is comfortable and screams. Zhang Datui watched Liu Bei walk away, leaving a whole camp tent alone, so that Zhang Datui and Liu Chan had a wide two-person world, and he was still a little moved in his heart, but he was only moved for three seconds, Liu Chan was not honest, and desperately approached Zhang Datui, which made Zhang Datui very strange, there were fewer people, but it was even more crowded, "Brother Adou, what are you doing?" Sit down, can you not squeeze? If you come over again, I won't have a seat to sit on, do you want to knock me down? ”

"Sister Datui, go back to your room, what a waste of time, right here, my father and they went to do errands, we have to do things even more, we can't stop." The third uncle named you a big push, don't let me down, come on, I'm ready, push me down, ravage me. Liu Chan has no ability to resist Zhang Datui, a woman who is enthusiastic and active, and has a hearty personality, and unconsciously approaches Zhang Datui, wanting to push Zhang Datui, but unfortunately Zhang Datui inherited Zhang Fei's violent anger and did not succeed, "Datui, you are welcome, whoever pushes is the same, if you don't come, I will push you." However, if you are injured and pushed around, I am afraid that you will be injured and lose blood, so don't cry at that time, and don't tell the third uncle and my father, I am afraid of being chased and killed. ”

"Brother Adou, you are still the same as when you were a child, you are afraid of getting hurt, haha, I have grown up, and I am not afraid of bloodshed for a long time, but can we sit and chat well? Don't lie down first, you lie down, I can't feed you, I want to feed you grapes, you don't sit up, the ground is too hot, you will sweat. Zhang Datui was speechless, without Liu Bei's control, Liu Chan completed the release of himself, just pushed Zhang Datui by the hand, and found that he did not push, Liu Chan pretended to rebound, he lay down first, lay down on the ground, and took off the clothes on his shoulders, seeing Zhang Datui's face inexplicable, in order to hide his embarrassment, Zhang Datui picked a grape on the table and wanted to stuff it into Liu Chan's mouth, "Ah, Brother Adou, why did you start undressing?" Shame, isn't it too hot? Don't be afraid, I'll go to Zhuge Junshi and borrow his goose feather fan. ”

Liu Chan wanted to cry without tears in his heart, Zhang Fei must have taught Zhang Datui to kill pigs, but how to wait for men without killing Zhang Datui, even Liu Chan was lying flat, he didn't know what to do next, and Liu Chan had to teach him himself.

"Big push, you're still there, what are you doing? Serve this young master! ”