On the surface, Galaxy is normal.

No one knows what aliens should be like, but the stereotyped impression is that aliens should be very intelligent, very mysterious, and very ...... Anyway, you can do whatever you want.

So no matter what Galaxy does, it's normal, no matter what it does, it's normal.

But why is Galaxy only willing to communicate with himself and have nothing to say to others?

In this regard, Gao Yuan was very, very puzzled.

"I'm a little tired, I want to lie down and watch, this is called TV, right, I want to lie down and watch TV."

After Xinghe finished speaking, he stood up and sat on the bed, and then he lay back.

Perhaps she should be said.

Gao Yuan felt a little confused, because he really couldn't keep up with Xinghe's jumping thinking.

Xinghe lay on the bed and looked at Gao Yuan, and Gao Yuan sat on the sofa next to him and looked at Xinghe.

"Why don't you lie down?"

Gao Yuan frowned and said, "It's not appropriate, right?" ”

"Really? Do earthlings also attach great importance to personal space? Well, okay, I see. ”

Xinghe leaned to the side on the bed, and then he, no, it was she who patted the bed and said, "I'll give you the space." ”

Gao Yuan frowned and said, "I refuse." ”

This time it was Xinghe's turn to be confused, and then she nodded and said, "Okay, I know you refused." ”

Xinghe didn't say anything more, and he or she continued to watch the TV intently.

"I love this film, and I like the attitude of earthlings who waste their limited lives and time on food."

"Life is short for a few decades, if you don't eat good food, you don't ...... So what's the point of being alive? ”

"What did you omit?"

"Chromophobia, you know what this sentence means, if you don't know, you can check it yourself, I can't explain it."

Xinghe looked at the ceiling, and then he said with a pensive expression: "This is a topic about biological instincts, we have long since gotten rid of low-level biological instincts. ”

"So your life is boring, and I think it's a philosophical question, which is what human beings live for."

Xinghe frowned rarely, and then he nodded: "I feel that I have a tendency to be re-dominated by low-level instincts, I am really interested in the food I eat, as for the rest, I haven't felt it yet, why don't you want to lie in bed with me?" ”

"Could it be that the people of your planet would just lie in the same bed?"

"Of course not, we value privacy very much, we almost never sleep in the same room with two people, but if necessary, then we will naturally sleep together, it is determined by the environment, not by personal will."

Gao Yuan thought for a while and said, "I can't lie in the same bed with you, because you are a man, I will feel very awkward, if you are a woman, I will also feel very awkward, and whether you are a man or a woman, my girlfriend will feel very awkward, so, I don't want to be in the same bed with you." ”

Xinghe sat up, he looked at Gao Yuan, and said, "Your girlfriend?" Do you mean Rosa Shower? ”

"Yes."

"Why does she feel awkward? Can the word awkward be used as a substitute for anger? ”

"No, awkwardness is awkwardness, it's not anger, it's not sadness, it's just ...... I don't feel comfortable up and down. ”

"What's uncomfortable?"

Gao Yuan sighed and said, "Can you stop dwelling on the problem of this kind of word, I'm not a linguist, it's hard to explain." ”

Xinghe lay back on the bed, then he glanced at the TV a few times and said, "This doesn't look delicious, it doesn't look beautiful at all, I don't want to try it." ”

Gao Yuan glanced at it and said, "This is ham, it's actually delicious, well, it's really delicious." ”

Xinghe slowly exhaled and said, "You guys are really working hard to eat. ”

"Of course, in life, eating is the most important thing."

"I don't agree with you, man, or any intelligent being, eating is definitely not the most important thing."

Gao Yuan didn't want to argue with Xinghe because he couldn't win, so what's the point of arguing with an alien.

"Can I ask you a question?"

"You ask."

Gao Yuan thought about it seriously and felt that he still needed to ask, so he said very seriously: "Why are you only willing to talk to me and refuse to communicate with others?" ”

Xinghe said very strangely: "No, is there any?" Of course I communicated with others. ”

"But why are you different from everyone else to me?"

Xinghe seemed to be asked, he thought for a long time, and finally said: "I don't know, you are special, you are ...... Actually, I don't know. ”

Gao Yuan took a good look at Xinghe, the big man who was more than 1.9 meters old in Xinghe lay down on the bed, and those two long legs were really pleasing to the eye.

However, Gao Yuan also seems to have found a little problem.

"Why do you look a little shorter than you did earlier today? Well, the legs are a little thicker. ”

Xinghe said without hesitation: "Because I have traveled in space for too long, after landing on Earth, I must be in a mecha, just because I need to readjust to gravity, and then gravity will gradually return my elongated height to normal." ”

"Like this?"

"Of course, so I need to lie down now, and readjusting to gravity is a hard process."

"And how tall would you be in your normal height?"

Xinghe thought for a moment and said, "The mecha judged that according to the earth's gravity, my final height should be 1.87 meters and my weight should be 60 kilograms. ”

Gao Yuan exhaled and said, "It's still very tall, and it's still very thin." ”

"Do you think my current appearance is not good-looking, and it does not conform to human aesthetics?"

"Oh, no, well, it's a little too thin, but it's not ugly."

Xinghe nodded and said, "I'm not surprised by my appearance, and our people's height and weight have reached a perfect ratio, a smart race that doesn't eat food but consumes nutrients reasonably, there will definitely be no fat people, this looks like it's delicious." ”

"This is stewed pork ribs with lotus root."

"Can I eat it tomorrow?"

"I can't guarantee this, there should be pork ribs, but I don't know if there is a lotus root."

Xinghe sighed, and then he became serious.

This time, Xinghe was silent for a long time, and Gao Yuan said with some curiosity: "What are you thinking?" ”

"I'm thinking, there are a lot of animals on our third planet, which ones are edible and which are not? We studied these animals, but we never studied how to eat them, and now ......"

Xinghe looked at Gao Yuan very seriously, and said: "I have made a decision, that is, I must bring the advanced food civilization of the earth back to our planet, I know that the food system of the earth is very complicated, and it is impossible for me to copy the food civilization of the earth, so I want to sort out the inner core of the earth's food civilization, this is a very complicated work, I want to formally request that you assist me in my work." ”

Gao Yuan smiled and said: "I understand what you mean, now I will tell you the three-word mantra, as long as you remember these three words, then you will master the essence of the earth's food civilization, and when you return to your own planet, it is enough for you to follow these three words, it is definitely enough." ”

Xinghe looked very serious again, he knelt down, and said in a deep voice, "Please speak." ”

"Yes, yes, how."

"What?"

Gao Yuan spread his hands and said with a smile: "Is it okay to eat, is it delicious, how to eat, meet any species, ask these three sentences to yourself, and then go to boldly try and verify, that's it." ”

Xinghe thought for a long time, and then he finally let out a long breath and said: "Weiyan Dayi, I finally understand the meaning of this sentence, how can it be, I know, thank you for your three-word mantra, there are always surprises when I talk to you." ”

Any surprises? Are there really any surprises?

Where's the surprise?

Gao Yuan couldn't figure it out, in fact, he was joking, but Xinghe seemed to be serious and excited.

It's like those scientists who are so excited when they know the first law of the universe.

This is really a cultural difference, and this cultural difference is really big.

"Tomorrow I will formally submit a diplomatic note, asking you to give me information about spices as an exchange, an exchange of civilizations, I want to know how soy sauce, vinegar, and many kinds of spices are made, I think these things are very important."

Xinghe looked very excited, he nodded, and said, "I thought that this trip to Earth was just a one-sided assistance, but now it seems that we have gained a lot. ”