Chapter 147: The Daily Life of Aliens
accompanied Xinghe to watch three episodes of Shenzhou on the tip of his tongue, and Gao Yuan sat on the sofa and fell asleep in a daze.
Gao Yuan was really sleepy, and then when he was shaken awake, he found that Xinghe's face was not good-looking, but it was definitely not ugly, and it looked big in front of him.
"Wake up, it's time to eat!"
"Huh?"
Gao Yuan leaned on the sofa, and then he realized that he didn't hear when Ma Wenguang entered the house.
Wiping his face, Gao Yuan stood up and said, "Director Ma." ”
Ma Wenguang smiled and said, "That...... The donkey meat is ready, and if you have rested, go eat now. ”
Gao Yuan hurriedly said: "Oh, okay, I'll go wash my face and go." ”
Where Xinghe lives, it can't be called a bathroom, it has to be called a bathroom.
Gao Yuan washed his face, and then he saw that there was a brand new toothpaste toothbrush, and he used it unceremoniously, but when he was brushing his teeth, he saw in the mirror that Xinghe had also followed.
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm going to see how you do your personal hygiene, I need to learn and adapt to the way of the earth, I can no longer get the full protection and cleaning of the mech, I can only try to use the low-level way."
Takato paused, then he nodded, "I'm brushing my teeth......"
"You just do it, I'll learn it by watching."
It's really awkward, Gao Yuan washed his face and brushed his teeth, he really wanted to take a shower, but it didn't seem realistic now.
"That...... Can you go out for a while, I'm going to go to the toilet. ”
"You're in the toilet, oh, I see, excretion!"
Gao Yuan couldn't cry and laughed, and said, "Yes, can you go out for a while?" ”
Xinghe didn't move, he thought about it for a long time, and finally realized: "No, I have to look at your ...... Excretion method, because I've been holding it for a long time. ”
Takato was tempted to ask you how you solved the problem in the mech, but he decided not to ask.
It's time to dedicate yourself to science.
It's just that it feels too bad to dedicate oneself to science and interstellar friendship.
After Gao Yuan left the toilet, he pressed the flush button and said, "That's it, oh, that's for bathing, open it and there will be water here, so you can adjust the water temperature, well, that's basically it." ”
"It's really backward to clean with water, sorry, I'm not sarcastic, just to express my feelings."
"And how do you clean your body?"
"Waves, a microwave that can remove any excess attachment from the body."
"Harmless to the body?"
"Of course it doesn't hurt."
"Okay, what about your clothes...... Wear it like this all the time? ”
Xinghe looked down at his tights, and then he shook his head and said: "Of course not, we also have a lot of clothing styles, and many of them are very similar to the earth, as for what I am wearing now, this is a standard spacesuit, which is very comfortable and easy to move, on the spacecraft, the tights are obviously the most suitable clothing style, speaking of which, I think I need to remove the spacesuit." ”
Xinghe pressed the neckline, and then his clothes cracked silently from top to bottom, like a piece of paper folded in half.
Gao Yuan quickly turned his head, and Xinghe walked out of his clothes directly and sat on the toilet.
Gao Yuan took a deep breath, and then he realized that he couldn't take a deep breath, and he had to take a deep breath continuously.
"How did you do that?"
"What?"
"Your ...... The spacesuit, why can it be opened silently. ”
"Oh, magnetic attraction, just like magnetic forces attract each other, it only takes a very weak current to trigger the attraction and separation, if you can understand the first law of the universe, then you understand, it's very simple."
"I can't read it, so how do I put it on?"
"Press it again, the weak current will make the spacesuit close automatically, well, in fact, this is not a spacesuit in the strict sense, the mecha is the real spacesuit, this belongs to the close-fitting comfort protective layer, and it has no effect."
Listening to the gurgling sound of the water finally stopped, Gao Yuan wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead, and said, "Is it okay?" ”
"That's it."
Gao Yuan waited for a while, turned his head slightly, and found that Xinghe had already put on his spacesuit, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Don't worry, of course I understand the etiquette of the earth, haha."
Xinghe smiled, Gao Yuan smiled, and then he immediately realized that something was wrong.
If you know the etiquette of the earth, then why did you just take off the spacesuit, or take it off completely from top to bottom.
That's not to make sense.
But I have to say that Galaxy is indeed advanced in technology, and the clothes are taken off super fast, and it seems to be faster to put them on, and they are silent.
"Let's go, let's go eat."
"Well, wash your hands."
Xinghe nodded, and then he said as he washed his hands: "I'm in contact with the microorganisms and viruses of the earth, clean with water, ha, this is really backward, I can even imagine how the microorganisms enter the body when I eat food with only my hands." ”
When Gao Yuan and Xinghe came out of the bathroom together, Ma Wenguang had his back to them, and then when Ma Wenguang turned around, his expression was obviously wrong.
But Ma Wenguang had to force himself to look normal.
Gao Yuan pointed at Xinghe and said, "He has to learn everything, well, I'll teach him......"
"Understand, understand, it should be, you two, please come with me, the chef said that donkey meat is best cooked and eaten freshly, so let's go to the restaurant to eat."
Gao Yuan and Xinghe followed Ma Wenguang out, this restaurant is still in this area with the highest security level, and there is no need to go out, and there is already a chef waiting in the restaurant.
A soup pot, a stove, but it's a pity that it's an electric stove instead of a wood stove.
Ma Wenguang stretched out his hand to the chef and said with a smile: "Master, you can do it, by the way, let's introduce it." ”
"Okay, let's kill a black donkey yesterday, the fire is now burned, this fire has just come out of the oven, and it's still hot, the soup we cook donkey meat in our house, it's a pure century-old soup."
Xinghe frowned and said, "Wait a minute, hundred-year-old soup?" ”
Gao Yuan hurriedly said: "Exaggeration, adjective, adjective." ”
The master was a little anxious, and said: "It's not an exaggeration, it's really not an exaggeration, I brought a can of soup when I fled, and when I was cooking meat last night, if it wasn't for me......"
Ma Wenguang glanced at him, and then he said in a deep voice: "Master Yang, it's just an exaggeration, ah, hurry up and make a fire." ”
Master Yang paused for a moment, and then he said unwillingly: "Hey, eat a few." ”
Gao Yuan looked at the fire and said to Xinghe Dao: "This is a round fire, the meat is hot, and the soup is poured hot when eating, and there is a long one, and the meat is cold." ”
The master immediately said: "That's not authentic, it's not delicious!" ”
Xinghe immediately said: "Why not authentic? ”
Gao Yuan exhaled, eager to slap himself twice on the mouth, but fortunately, after seeing the master master take out a large piece of meat with a hook from the soup pot, Xinghe sniffled and said, "The sense of smell, the fragrance, the undefined fragrance, is pleasant." ”
Ma Wenguang looked at Gao Yuan from the side, Gao Yuan nodded slightly, signaling to Ma Wenguang that he guessed correctly.
So Ma Wenguang immediately said to the master: "Master Yang, you just do it, you don't have to talk without asking, okay." ”
Master Yang began to cut the meat with a horn, then he took a fire, put the minced donkey meat in it, and finally took a spoon from the soup pot and poured a spoonful of broth into it, and then wrapped it in a beautifully made paper bag and handed it forward.
Gao Yuan and Xinghe both stretched out their hands, but Xinghe took the fire first, and Gao Yuan said without a trace: "Get the paper, don't eat it in your mouth." ”
Xinghe didn't eat it, he was observing, and then he suddenly said: "Donkey meat is burned, so is donkey meat donkey meat?" It is the donkey in the mammalian class, the strange hoof, the equine family, and the donkey, and the donkey is also poor in skills, the donkey's head is not in the horse's mouth, and the donkey is unloaded and killed, and the donkey is sloped down, right? ”
Gao Yuan nodded and said, "Yes." ”
"And what about the fire?"
"Fire...... It's a pastry baked from fire, uh, wheat flour, yes! This is fire! ”
Gao Yuan was a little proud, he felt that he had accurately described the thing that burned in scientific terms.
"Wheat? Angiosperms, Monocots, Poaceae, Poaceae, Poaceae, Poaceae, Triticum subfamily, Wheat family, Wheat in the genus? ”
Gao Yuan was a little helpless, Ma Wenguang and the master were a little surprised, and then the master said in surprise: "This...... It's a foreigner, right? How do you know so clearly? It's a foreigner, right? ”
Gao Yuan exhaled and said, "That's right, that's what you said...... Wheat. ”
"So is it regular wheat, a grain of wheat, timofavi wheat, or panicle wheat? Which one? ”
Gao Yuan thought about it, and then he looked at Xinghe and said very seriously: "You eat it, it's not delicious if it's cold!" ”
Ma Wenguang secretly made up his mind to immediately dispatch botanists, agronomists, zoologists, and especially gourmets to come over and stand by, so as to answer the questions of the galaxy at any time.
Xinghe took a bite, chewed, tasted, and took another bite, chewed, tasted, and then he nodded and said, "It's better than what I ate last time, I remember, donkey meat is burned!" ”
Gao Yuan smiled: "Don't worry, come to a bowl of millet porridge and then serve pickles, that taste, right?" ”
Ma Wenguang immediately said: "Yes, there must be!" ”
Gao Yuan looked at the master and said, "Give me ten fires, and then cut me such a plate of meat, a plate of sausages, two bowls of garlic and vinegar, oh, and the heart, the stomach and everything are cut, right?" ”
"Yes, yes!"
Gao Yuan rubbed his hands, and then he looked at Xinghe Dao: "Come, you see how I eat, learn a little." ”
Gao Yuan feasted, Xinghe really watched, and then Gao Yuan finally realized the problem, and said: "Eat together, you eat too, Director Ma, eat some together?" ”
Ma Wenguang wiped his sweat and said, "I've eaten, I've eaten." ”
Xinghe ate the meat, ate the sausage, and then he tried to eat it with vinegar, and after savoring it carefully for a while, he finally nodded and said, "I like donkeys, really, I like donkeys so much!" ”
Looking at where Xinghe and the High Court were eating, eating and eating, Ma Wenguang finally couldn't help it, and then he said cautiously: "That...... Is one donkey not enough? ”
Gao Yuan looked at the rest of the donkey meat on the plate, and then looked at the soup pot, then he nodded slightly, and then said: "Enough, I'm not hungry and can't eat much, and leave some for Uncle Xiang and King Kong, one donkey is enough to eat." ”