112. Is Sun Quan pregnant?
Liu Chan turned his head and glanced at Zhou Tai with disgust, "Zhou Tai, you descend... Come on, you don't need to say it, this young master will call someone to push you out and behead you, unyielding, this young master is too lazy to waste his tongue and solicit you to come to the house for dinner? I don't have a lot of food, don't I have a place to put it? Really. ”
"Lord, I have descended, Lord, I have really descended. Unyielding also depends on people, the lord is wise and majestic, Tai has eyes and does not know Mount Tai, his eyes are in the water, offended the lord's divine might, and asked the lord to untie the fishing net, Tai is willing to follow the lord and stay in front of the lord's account to listen to it. Zhou Tai was going to show off his backbone, but Liu Chan didn't take Zhou Tai in his eyes at all, so scared that Zhou Tai immediately changed his words, life is exciting, there is no need to hang up for a little fame, Sun Quan doesn't remember Zhou Tai's good, "Lord, don't go, please, I don't dare, in the future, if the lord wants me to bend, I will bend as much as I want, and I will only bend to outsiders." It's better to die than to live, and ask the Lord to reward a dog's life. ”
"Okay, Zhou Tai, hurry up, the fishing net has no binding force, see if you can hold it in the fishing net for so long, it's a bit brute force, this young master will send you some work, and in the future, the young master's weapons will be yours." Liu Chan thought about it, Zhou Tai's measurements were not outstanding, so he simply learned from Liu Bei and Guan Yu, and found an honest man to help carry weapons, "It's been a busy day, and the ladies of this young master are estimated to be in a hurry, and they are waiting to be fed, so let's go eat and drink spicy food first, and then talk about feeding a meal." ”
Liu Bei has Chen Dao, Guan Yu has Zhou Cang, Liu Chan has an unyielding Zhou Tai, and there is a row of noodles.
Zhou Tai took off the fishing net and happily followed behind Liu Chan, until eight black men carried Liu Chan's magic soldier Haotian Hammer over, Zhou Tai's eyes were straight, Ma Dan, this errand is not easy to do, this iron lump is less than four or five hundred catties, Zhou Tai had to grit his teeth and launch unyielding, so that he could lift the hammer on his shoulder and follow Liu Chan.
Liu's family banquet.
"Adou, for your father's joke last night, are you really right? Did you really go to fight Cao Cao for your father? Let's talk about it, listen to you provoke Zhou Yu before, you only talked a little about the skin, but it's not fun. Liu Bei sat on the top, with mixed tastes for a while, today's mood is like a roller coaster, with big ups and downs, and the fire Cao Cao is done, Liu Bei I was wise, and he almost folded in Zhou Yu's hands, "Let Zhou Yu go, it doesn't matter, but what about Cao Cao?" You bring a bunch of them home day by day... Good daughter-in-law, good daughter-in-law, Cao Cao also has to help his father bring it back. ”
Liu Bei wanted to accuse Liu Chan of messing with flowers and grass and not doing his job, but he found that a group of women below cast sharp eyes like knives, so he quickly changed his words and pulled at Cao Cao, saying with a face of grievance, not good, they all thought that Liu Bei and Cao Cao had a leg, after all, at the beginning, Qingmei boiled wine, bamboo horse hot pot, who was drunk and who woke up, who knows.
"Daddy, Cao Cao... Oh no, my father-in-law ran away from Huarong Road, and said that he had suffered a loss and wanted to find a chance to get back the field. Daddy, don't worry, I confessed to my father-in-law, it's all Sun Quan of Soochow... No, it's Zhou Yu's trick, it's the trouble, it's nothing to do. Liu Chan desperately gave Liu Bei a look, asking Liu Bei to eat more vegetables and drink less, don't open any pot and mention which pot, Sun Shangxiang and Cao Jie are staring at it, "By the way, Xiao Jiejie, Xiangxiang Mom, I said this, right?" If it's not right, then don't blame me, it's my father who asked, the palms and backs of my hands are full of meat, and I'm very embarrassed. ”
A family banquet made Liu Bei feel uneasy and uneasy, and he didn't have any taste.
Liu Chan hasn't made a name for himself yet, and there are already many backyards, a bunch of daughters-in-law, and none of them Liu Bei dares to provoke.
Cao Jie has Cao Cao behind him, and Sun Shangxiang has Sun Quan's support.
Zhen Ji has money as a backer, her family really has gold and silver, and Huang Yueying has the Huang family, and she takes the backstage of the entire Jingzhou family.
Xia Houjuan's father is a very rigid Xia Houdun, and the big and small Qiao without a background are originally a pair of sisters, which is not easy to mess with, and there is only one Diao Chan left, and even Liu Bei is greedy for it.
"Adou, it's time for you to enlighten, it's time for your father to find a teacher for you, to enlighten you to school, you can't delay." Liu Bei wanted to find a great Confucian teacher for Liu Chan, teach some etiquette and shame, learn some poetry and scriptures, and govern the family well, so as not to make the family have no other breath except for women, and choked his nose, "You have to be sensible, it is best like Kong Beihai to make pears, and know how to honor your father." ”
Liu Bei hoped that Liu Chan could be sensible and said, Dad, I can't take care of it, the ladies of the family, which one is pleasing to the eye, help take care of it, then Liu Bei felt Liu Chan's filial piety, and woke up from a dream.
Liu Bei said that women are like clothes, but who wants to wear old clothes? Change it every day, celebrate the New Year, isn't it fragrant?
Fortunately, when Changbanpo was in the past, Liu Bei threw Liu Chan, Liu Chan was not stupid, he ignored Liu Bei's sour mouth, just ate and drank, and a group of beauties were crooked.
"Report! My lord, I am very happy! Jiangdong sent people again, it was still the previous Lu Su, this time he didn't bring soldiers and horses, and brought a boatload of specialties and gifts, it seems that he can't beat us, and he is scheming to curry favor with us. Liao Hua, the pioneer of the rush, stumbled, his face was full of eyebrows, and he was about to roll his tongue when he spoke, "Lord... Gong, the last general thinks that you must not accept gifts, eat people with short mouths, take people softly, and then go to Jiangdong and sit in... Sun Quan below, it's hard to say, it's exported. ”
"Yuan Jian, how many times have I told you, we never take other people's things, Lu Su brought gifts, we don't take them for nothing, you accept it, just borrow it from Lu Su." Liu Bei borrowed things from others before, and he didn't pay them back, but he always felt guilty in his heart, and accompanied Guan Yu to blush for a while, since he met Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei still borrowed things, and he was much more confident, "You received the gift, and you don't have to count the list, heh, I borrowed it with my ability, why should I pay it back?" Strategist, right? ”
Zhuge Liang smiled and said nothing, it was this ceremony, but he thought that Lu Su's gift was not enough, according to Liu Bei's favor, if he wanted to borrow more, he had to borrow more.
"Envoy, it's me, Envoy, I'm Lao Lu, Zhou Gongjin was ignorant before, just a joke with Envoy, don't hurt my grandson and Liu's two families, I specially brought a boatload of gold, silver and jewelry, so that you didn't go to your heart, right?" Lu Su walked all the way, just heard Liu Bei's crooked reasoning, his face twitched, and he walked in with a wry smile, "Envoy, my lord sent me to find the envoy, happy event, great joy!" ”
"What's wrong? Is Sun Quan pregnant? Do you have a happy pulse? Otherwise, it's worth shouting 'great joy'? Liu Chan pulled up a leg of mutton, handed it to Sun Shangxiang, and cut it into pieces with the help of Sun Shangxiang's knife, "Aunt Xiangxiang, your brother can be pregnant, then you have to hurry, remember to go back and send some congratulatory gifts to your brother." The gift money is deducted from my father's military salary, and I don't need to pick the door, just give it casually, and say that I approve it. ”