The remaining Dongwu generals fled to the warships one after another, desperately paddling with wood pulp, afraid that Liu Chan would fire another cannon.

Suddenly, there was a plop.

Someone fell overboard.

"Wait for me, I haven't gotten on the boat yet, hey! Stop the boat and wait for me, just rely on Lao Tzu to swim, you can't swim back to Dongwu, woo woo..."The unlucky Zhou Tai stepped on the air and fell into the water, and when he came back again, people's boats were driven to the middle of the river, Zhou Tai still wanted to struggle, but as soon as he swam, he was caught in Liu Chan's fishing net, and the more he struggled, the tighter he was entangled, "Ah, who touched me?" I'm caught in a net, is there a water ghost? Help, someone, my feet are tangled, and I can't do it. ”

With the help of water, the fishing net dragged Zhou Tai to the shore, but Zhou Tai was already tossed and weak, panting heavily, and sticking his tongue out, like a dog in the water.

Zhou Tai was not the first to surrender, Ling Tong was.

"Lord, I finally found you, to be able to meet the lord, it is the luck of my Ling Tong's three lives, and the ancestral tomb is smoking. I beg the lord to accept his subordinates, what the people around the lord can do, his subordinates can do, and they are all willing to do cattle and horses for the lord. Ling Tong ignored the water stains on his body, slipped on the soles of his feet, knelt down, recognized the lord Liu Chan, and returned the voice, wanting to rob Cao Jie and Guan Yinping's personal business, "Lord, you also saw it just now, I fired the cannon super accurately, the lord has me, I don't have to worry anywhere, as long as the cannon is fired, the lord will kill the Quartet, and the capital is enough." ”

Firecrackers? Oh, fire the gun, still want to win? This Ling Tong is afraid that his brain has been soaked in water for a long time, and it is rusty.

"Okay, Ling Tong, you get off the boat first, this yacht is not something you can come up to, you stand here, this young master feels that his worth has plummeted, and he has been lowered by you. Also, this artillery is carried down, and it will be sent to you, so let's form an artillery corps for this young master in the future. Remember, with the young master here, whether it's a cannon or a fart, you have to approve the young master, otherwise... I'll see you on the head. Liu Chan can't wait to gasp for Ling Tong, this Ling Tong is really a talent, in front of Guan Yinping and Cao Jie, robbing them of their jobs, this kind of sassy operation, Liu Chan is afraid that Ling Tong will not survive two episodes, "Sister Yinping, it's safe, you take Xiao Jiejie home first, along the way, Xiao Jiejie was fertilized." ”

Guan Yinping was also disgusted with Ling Tong, and he wanted to stab Ling Tong to death with a sword, and when he heard Liu Chan's order, Guan Yinping pulled up Cao Jie and rushed off the yacht, unwilling to continue to stay.

As soon as the beauty left, Liu Chan's mood plummeted, standing on the edge of the yacht and looking at Zhou Tai.

"Zhou Tai, right? Do you descend or not? If you don't surrender, the young master will throw you back into the river, so as not to affect the atmosphere, and if you win the battle, you will have to congratulate you, but you are the only one here who sighs and sighs, and you don't give face. "Liu Chan's demand for generals is not so eager, Liu Chan only has five hundred soldiers and horses, no matter how many generals he has, he can't use them, and he will take generals to be soldiers, that's too extravagant, Liu Bei will be red-eyed, just kill chickens and monkeys, and take Zhou Tai to open the knife, "Shi Yuan, and Kong Ming's two military advisors, you guys join hands and throw Zhou Tai into the river, especially Shi Yuan, you take your rag that has not been washed for ten years, first plug Zhou Tai's mouth, and then you must smile at Zhou Tai more, so that he can smile at Jiuquan." ”

"Humph! If you want to kill or chop, you can do whatever you want, if I frown and blink my eyes, it will not be Jiujiang Zhoutai. Zhou Tai's eyes were full of death, and he was unwilling to surrender, in fact, Zhou Tai was not loyal to Sun Quanduo, but he didn't want to be humiliated, "Come on, me!" Zhou Tai, unyielding!! ”

"Congratulations to the host for winning the duel with Zhou Yu, completing the gambling mode, obtaining a Dongwu general: Zhou Tai, and unlocking Zhou Tai's natal martial art: Unyielding! Commonly known as: dead duck with a hard beak. ”

"Zhou Tai, you really don't want to descend? Decided to be unyielding? Think about it and say it, this young man is going to eat fragrant and spicy food, drink wine and barbecue, are you coming? Liu Chan is really not interested in grinding with Zhou Tai, just a general, or a limited naval general, at most an unyielding highlight, Liu Chan can recruit casually, and he can get a few bastards like Zhou Tai, "If you don't come, just jump into the sea by yourself, I'm too lazy to wait for you." Shi Yuan, let's go, after a fight, the young master has lost weight, and he has to make up for it, otherwise he won't dare to go back to the room, how many ladies are there in my room now? Wait, it seems that one hand can't count it, how many? Master Zhuge Junshi, your math is taught by a physical education teacher, you are better than me, help me do the math. ”

**Naked show off!

Zhuge Liang, who is single, almost had a fire with Liu Chan, why, Liu Chan can be idle every day, and he also collected a bunch of beauties, waiting in a delicate and gentle voice, and Zhuge Liang worked hard to farm all his life, and followed Liu Bei out to start a business, but the money was not earned, and the boss Liu Bei still didn't give the object, this is still reasonable?

"My lord, my subordinates have a sentence, I don't know if I should say it or not?" Pang Tong propped up an ugly face, leaned over, and showed two leaky front teeth with a smile, "Lord, Zhou Taihe... He couldn't seem to speak, and he still had my rag in his mouth, but he was nodding desperately, was this a heroic death? ”

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Pang Tongyi's smile, the stench of his body accompanied by the sea breeze, wafted into everyone's noses, the sourness was disgusting, and the disgust caused by the overturning of the river and the sea in everyone's stomachs was rewarded: the second time to join forces. In the Battle of Chibi, Sun Quan of Eastern Wu did not get any oil and water, and thought about annexing Nanjun or Yiling, but he was afraid that Cao Cao would set up an ambush at Hulukou, so he planned to send Lu Su to negotiate peace and ask to join forces again. Lu Su was sent by Sun Quan, and Sun Quan was forced by Wu Guotai, so the host could open his mouth to take revenge on the price of borrowing arrows from the grass boat, and suggested that the host ask Sun Quan for the step trainer of Buqi and Pan Shu, the sister of Pan Zhang. ”

"Warm reminder: According to legend, Pan Shu is graceful and beautiful, so she is known as Jiangdong and goddess; And the step trainer, who has been practicing dance for a long time, has a body like a snake, that kind of softness, the host is absolutely unimaginable, can unlock various postures, foreheads, dancing, the step trainer is from a famous family, and is one of the seventy-two sages of Confucius, the most outstanding thing is to be beautiful, and appearance is justice. Whether it is a foot trainer or Pan Shu, they are all beauties who captivate the world. Only Sun Quan, who is blue-eyed, will not spare his blessings, play in the water every day, and don't know how to help the step trainer and Pan Shu wet his body, so he cheapens the host in vain. ”

"Shiyuan, get out of your calf, don't put the rag away, and then go and prepare the wine and food, the young master and the ladies have made an appointment, don't get drunk or push tonight." Liu Chan raised his leg and kicked Pang Tongyi's foot, Pang Tong almost fell and gnawed on the mud, Pang Tong quickly uncovered the stinky cloth in Zhou Tai's mouth, and without waiting for Zhou Tai's angry glare, Pang Tongyi's small short legs ran away.